EDWARD jr. is set to make his debut NEXT ANARCHY! I fucking TOLD YA!

THE BEST SOURCE OF NEWZ, IS GRAVY NEWZ!

Now to a new rumor!

I have it on VERY GOOD AUTHORITY that Cadryn Tiberius is eyeing a return to the ring!

Negotiations seem to hang on one factor!

Remember that lucha rook I told you about that's making waves down in Mexico!?

Turns out that he's caught Cadryn's eye, and apparently the hang up in negotiations lies with the XWF also signing Calavera Gigante!

Hopefully the XWF can come to terms with the former "Cereal Killer" and "King's Jester"!

In other newz, early polls indicate that Centurion is the gayest Anarchy Champion ever!

Cadryn feels his phone vibrate in his pocket.

Another edition of Gravy Newz has hit the preverbal stands!

Cadryn opens the article and begins reading through it..

You’re probably wondering why someone would randomly have an alert set for something like this..

But the truth is he will always follow Gravy’s ramblings regardless because, hey, best friends and all!

Cadryn’s eyes widen as he works his way through the article, an angry smile adorns his face..

Cadryn exclaims aloud to himself..

“…this fuckin guy..””

POOFS