Folks! I've been travelling this great country of ours from the bingo halls in Massachusetts to the roughneck honky tonks of Arkansas and even the hippie communes of Colorado, all in an effort to bring aboard more diverse talent to the XWF!

Now, a lot of times people are just too intimidated to step into an XWF ring... understandable! We have some amazing talent, dude! But I want to try something new on Anarchy that might make things a tad more welcoming. Namely, I've decided to bring on some FULL TIME journeymen to help get talent into a groove.

Now... you guys might think these folks are losers... and they usually are! But they're well trained and know how to make people look good in the ring. So, let me proudly introduce to you, the warm bodies of Anarchy starting after Snow Job!

First... from Beattyville, Kentucky...

Billy "Bass" Ackwards!

Billy has been in the ring for over 20 years, and never gotten a big break... until today! Watch out, folks! He's a heavy hitter!

Joining him will be the tag team specialists the Big Upps! That's Hans and Gabe Upp, from Melba, Idaho. Like the toast! These guys are basically plain white toast!

Also, from Delphi, Indiana, "Big Puddin'" Herschel Kiss! He's a high flyer! Nah just kidding.

And finally, from Hungry Horse Montana... it's Bridget "Big Sky" Bullet! She really IS a high flyer!

You can bet your sweet bippy that you'll see these folks on Anarchy soon! Congrats, folks!



OOC: I got bored and figured these would be fun. Feel free to use them in NPC scenarios as you wish, they will be considered part of Anarchy and will be booked against folks... so if you see their names across from your character? Congrats! You're pretty much gonna win unless you no show!

Wow I bet even I could beat these guys

(01-10-2021, 04:06 PM)LiamRoberts Said: Wow I bet even I could beat these guys

I think that's the point my friend, you could spice up that wonderful record of yours. Maybe, you can lead them and from the 2021's version of Just Over Broke Squad and a be a somebody in Anarchy... just an idea, don't take to heart.

But now... I so can't wait to get my hands on Bridgette Bullet!

Yet more talentless jokes to make the Xwf more look like crap. Niiiiiice.

(01-10-2021, 05:51 PM)TDO Said: Yet more talentless jokes to make the Xwf more look like crap. Niiiiiice.

Well, the same could be said about your hiring.

(01-10-2021, 04:06 PM)LiamRoberts Said: Wow I bet even I could beat these guys

You watch your mouth. Herschel Kiss is a top notch talent.

2x Anarchy Champion
1x and current XWF Micronesian Champion
XWF Star Of The Month - October 2020

Wow...... so you went out of your way to search the globe to find jobbers when me and Liam Roberts are right here? I'm disapointed in you, Vincent.

7x Heavymetalweight champin
1x Federweight champion

XWF record
8-12    

Universal record 13-24  

The relatives of Jim Jimson
Jimmy Jimson
Jim Johnson
James Jimson
J. Jonah Jimson
Jimmy Jimmy
Jimbo Jimson
Jimbo Baggins
Jackenhoffer Jiminez
Jimmy Jimmerson
Jim Jimbo
James (Jim) J. Jimson
Jim Jimseruno
Jim Jackstiener
Jericho
Jimmy Jim
Jim of the Nine Eastern Stars of Terrafourn
Jim Jaghofferson
Jimbo
Jim "James 'Jim' Jimson" Jimson
Jimmy Jimbo Jimbob
Pinecone Jimson
Jimdick Jagoffboy
James Jimson
Jim Jimpin
John Jameson
Jim McJimbiongbong
Jim Jimjimjimjimjimjimjimjim
Jiminson
Jimothy
Big Daddy Meat Jimson
Tiny Daddy Meat Jimson
Jim Jopson
Jimbo Jimmy Jam
Jimbo Jimsmith (formerly a Doctor)
Jim Jimmy the Jim Jimmerson
Jim Jimpegmyassrawohbabyohbabyohbaby
Jimmy Jim Jimmer Jimbosen Jiminez the dolphin rapper
Jim Jim Jim Jimson Son Son
Jim Jon Un
Tangy Tangerine
Animal Jim
Jimbo Jimson Chang
Jimbo Jimson the Chang
Jimbo Jimson Jang





Hey


















You wanna see my cool new banner




















Well.....























Here it is















What... you don't like it
























Well I tried my best you fucking piece of shit you don't have to make fun of it you little bitch



































You thought something was down here huh. Well, you must be pretty dumb. Maybe you should go check-up in the text for the pins









































During all Business Enquires please refer to Mr. Jimson as "Small Daddy Meat Jimson" to assure business professionalism.












oh wait

























they got rid of the Heavymetalweight championship because appartenly they hate fun at XWF headquaters smh shaking my head rn

(01-10-2021, 05:36 PM)Tommy Wish Said:

(01-10-2021, 04:06 PM)LiamRoberts Said: Wow I bet even I could beat these guys

I think that's the point my friend, you could spice up that wonderful record of yours. Maybe, you can lead them and from the 2021's version of Just Over Broke Squad and a be a somebody in Anarchy... just an idea, don't take to heart.

But now... I so can't wait to get my hands on Bridgette Bullet!

Now even you have someone that will lay on their back for ya little buddy

(01-11-2021, 03:17 PM)Ash Quinn Said:

(01-10-2021, 05:36 PM)Tommy Wish Said:

(01-10-2021, 04:06 PM)LiamRoberts Said: Wow I bet even I could beat these guys

I think that's the point my friend, you could spice up that wonderful record of yours. Maybe, you can lead them and from the 2021's version of Just Over Broke Squad and a be a somebody in Anarchy... just an idea, don't take to heart.

But now... I so can't wait to get my hands on Bridgette Bullet!

Now even you have someone that will lay on their back for ya little buddy

I like my woman on top so you can pin me any day Ash.

Bridgett's a total babe, is she single?!

See Ash got's a fan or two, maybe she should come to Anarchy and have a play date with Liam... maybe he'll DIVE IN to her covering him, that even TDO aka Drezzy The Messy would feel it in his pants.

Smith, how about you ask her yourself one day?... I mean, you already got one in your harem... maybe add another one to your banana split sundaes as you will.

(01-11-2021, 06:39 PM)Tommy Wish Said: See Ash got's a fan or two, maybe she should come to Anarchy and have a play date with Liam... maybe he'll DIVE IN to her covering him, that even TDO aka Drezzy The Messy would feel it in his pants.

Smith, how about you ask her yourself one day?... I mean, you already got one in your harem... maybe add another one to your banana split sundaes as you will.

Why do you talk like a Mad Lib?

I feel like I need a translator when Tommy speaks

You rich fucks just don't know how the working class blokes speak.

I don't know how this is possible but apparently Herschel Kiss has been recruited to BOB.

"Every group needs a BOBber or two."

FOLKS we just made another couple of hires for the working class!

Introducing, fresh off a Presidential Pardon from Shawshank, which I am right now being told is a fictional prison... THE AROOSTOOK STRANGLER!!!

Was he at the Capitol? PROBABLY!

Introducing next - from Parsippany New Jersey... Joey Oddjobs!

By day, he's a travelling handyman... by night, an ANARCHY STAR (sort of)!

And last but not least...

Valerie Vladivostok!

She's going to be RUSHIN' into the ring really soon!

Get it?

Did you guys get the pun?

Anyway, congratulations, new people!

I'll wrestle Valerie anyday