Kuda notices that, for whatever reason, Jack didn’t actually pin Kid Kool so he interrupts with a clubbing blow to the back of Kool’s head and places a foot over his chest

Getting this physically close to you is less appealing than barebacking a colostomy bag and then selfsucking to completion However, the infantile mewling that you so incorrectly label as “trash talk” MUST be stopped.

Your level of delusion is stomach turning, at best. I would say it was a valid reason to carve a replica of the Grand Canyon in your wrists with a box cutter, but the poor medical examiner might catch that disease you seem to carry which makes you so adverse to competence.

The talent around here is...suspect, and yet you’ve somehow managed to dig yourself an expansive trench underneath them where you’ve settled in as the least talented member of the entire roster. And you’re so happy to do it! Like the sickly dog excited for the car ride he doesn’t know will be taking him to his final moments. Sorry Old Yeller, but it’s time to take you for a walk behind the woodshed.

Take solace in the fact that your future just gained a level of clarity that most people would kill for. By now you’re fully aware that this title is no longer yours, nor will it ever be again. Your downtrodden walk down the hallways as failure floods your mind comes next. And then the tears, oh there’s gonna be tears. And then, undoubtedly, you’ll start to furiously fondle yourself because this will be the closest you’ve ever come to someone with an ounce of actual talent.

Feels good, doesn’t it?

I could go on, but let’s be real: I won’t need to.

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"For someone so iced based this was pretty fire"

I have to Kude credit. I didn't notice.

*walks away whistling*

Winner and NEW Federweight Champion - Kuda!