"One day..."

"I hope to be as fucking cool as Thaddeus Duke."





"Yeah! Look at this guy!!"

"He doesn't seem like a turd or a douchebag... AT ALL!"

"Nah."

"Lots of guys wear crowns and sit in thrones."

"Only the really amazing ones do anyway."

"And if I keep practicing and training with this D&D 7-dice set, that I just bought with my first XWF paycheck."

"Totally worth it, by the way."

I hold up a small cloth sack containing my brand new, D&D 7 dice set and give it a shake.

"Someday soon, maybe I'll be at least a quarter as awesome as Thaddeus."

"Maybe..."

"Well... a guy can dream, can't he?""

I put away the cloth sack and take a bite of my hot dog-hot dog. Yep, I have yet another, hot dog that's been sliced open and stuffed with tiny hot dogs. I don't know where I keep finding these things but they're delicious.

"I'm so super serious right now."

"Can you tell?"