"I recently received a message from yet another misogynistic pig here in the XWF. Some no name new penis named Subway. I don't come to work looking for a man, I come to work to kick their pathetic little Y chromosomes across the damn ring. I get you have 'ideas' for me, like all potential rapists."

"Remove your dick if you're actually sincere, Subway."

"Otherwise you're just another disgusting foot soldier of the patriarchy, thinking womyn wait around for men to make them happy or complete them."

"..."

Ding! Crysta looks at her phone, and nods as she verbally replies,

"Yeah, she's right. I think he's just asking all women, even me, a non-wrestler, to try and be with him. How desperate can one guy be?"

Wait a sec. There is a guy named Subway here? For all that is holy and delicious, I must destroy him in the name of Quiznos.

He looks around and notices the small crowd and proceeds to raise his arm in protest.

I mean yeah....Feminism and stuff.

He tucks away behind a corner hoping no one has noticed his random outburst.

Leave the person who is name subway alone

NOW BE MY BITCH ASS HOLE!!!!!!!!!!

Quiznos brah....Quiznos.

Who has Quiznos?

The Original "Innovator Of Pain"

I've got two sandwiches from there, one meatball and the other is bacon, ham, swiss with their scrumdidly-yum chipotle hot sauce.

Damn you! Stop making me Hungary

NOW BE MY BITCH ASS HOLE!!!!!!!!!!

And boy are they delicious, tell you what, ill give you one only if I can borrow your outfit for my debut. How bout it.

You sure about that? It may not fit ya

NOW BE MY BITCH ASS HOLE!!!!!!!!!!