Dude, I get that you were one of my biggest future fans or something, but keep my future name out of your promos. People are going to think you're me, or I'm Stevil, or I'm Sally P.? Who the fuck is Sallly P.? My future name is Tri Bute. I'm the only person future named Tri Bute.
I future bet you think you're real cute, Guppy. I'm future sitting on the beach right now. I am not the person who transcribes promos into a written version that can be read by deaf people. I'm not wrestling anymore because I don't future feel like it. I'm not doing something secret behind the scenes. I'm not future dressing like Batman and future fighting crime at night. I'm not you.
I'm sorry, Tri Bute! Stevil said those were just mind games and that it wouldn't hurt your future feelings. He was a bit reckless when it came to other future people and their future feelings, but he didn't mean it.
16-4
XWF Top 50 of All-Time (#22 on 2015 and 2017 editions, #26 on 2021 edition)
1x RTX/Ruler of the Road to Extreme Xtreme WORLD Champion
2x Trio Tag Champion (1x as Tri Bute /w Ms. Diaz, Ms. Snow Pharaoh, and Mr. Supernova) (1x /w Benito Angelo and Jervis Cottonbelly)
1x Ark of The Covenant Champion
Winner of Gaybe Lincoln's XWF Tag Team Tournament /w Scully
Leader of the PAT-RO-oL's Anti-Rapist Division
Oh sure, blame the dead. That's real mature. Next time you want to impersonate somebody how about you pick someone inconsequential for your mind games. The Egyptian Show Pharaoh loves being mimicked. Go be her.
You'd think an 8000 time future king would get more respect than this.
Butey, can you lay off him? He's going through some tough shit right now. His best friend died and he lost his title belt. If my friend John Cena died, I wouldn't know what to do. I'd be in a freaking tizzy. I don't even want to think about it.