OOC: This post contains somewhat of a spoiler from the Monday Night Madness Results. Please read the beginning of the results prior to reading this post.


"People want to put restrictions on me, heh... that's fine, man. The world will continue to rotate and you all will continue to hear the message of truth. Paul Heyman wants me to fight at the pay per view against an unnamed challenger to see who will become next in line for the Universal Title...

I'm sure plenty are gonna come out and go for this... but I want to extend it to three men and I'll tell ya why...

Weapon:Ashen.. you've been a coward far too long. You came back, attacked me and just left. Don't be a coward. Come redeem yourself.

Unknown Soldier.. the man always in hiding. Don't ya want to breathe your final breath? Don't ya want to finally die and be done away with? This is your chance.

And Sid Feder. I changed ya for the good. I respect ya and think it's time to see if you're the student, or moving towards becoming a teacher.

Maybe all three of ya will accept and make it a four-way match? We'll see who the cowards are.. see ya soon."

OOC: This is open to ANYBODY to reply and express their interest IN character. Whoever is selected will then be booked into a #1 contender match for the Universal Championship at the upcoming Leap of Faith PPV!

Yes. The winner of this would face the winner of Duke/Azrael after Morbid.

I want in if possible. Frodo nominates Waylon!

Let's see if Paul Fatfuck Heyman can get the shit out of his head long enough to make me a proper offer and convince me that this pay per view is even worth my time.

Otherwise, Eli, let's both just boycott his shit show and have our #1 contender match on a real show with somebody running it who isn't a complete failure of life.

I'm waiting, Paul. That was cute of you to call my bluff, and now I'm exposing you for the fucking imposter you are, you fake ass bitch. The real Paul Heyman will have a lot to say about this.

(06-10-2014, 05:48 PM)Sid Feder Said: Let's see if Paul Fatfuck Heyman can get the shit out of his head long enough to make me a proper offer and convince me that this pay per view is even worth my time.

Otherwise, Eli, let's both just boycott his shit show and have our #1 contender match on a real show with somebody running it who isn't a complete failure of life.

I'm waiting, Paul. That was cute of you to call my bluff, and now I'm exposing you for the fucking imposter you are, you fake ass bitch. The real Paul Heyman will have a lot to say about this.

Sid Feder managed to not call someone a ! Not only that, he managed to not call someone a for multiple sentences! Good god, our boy has become a man! Well, a man worthy of Adam Sandler's admiration... but a, um, man... somewhat.

Nah, that bitch called Sid Feder won't face me. Why? Because the well of gay slurs would run dry ten seconds after his mouth opened... yes, Sid, this is an opening to say how gay I truly am... and he'd be left bashing his head against a rock like a fucking Flintstone.

Eli has chosen Sid not for his talent, but his inability to actually compete. I don't give two good god damns... if there's even one... who's in this match, but Eli James is clearly picking out elementary-grade dipshits to make his path to Sebastian Duke's title that much easier.

Fuck, Eli, you might as well throw raYne in the mix. Shit, put Gilly Bean in as well! Hell, make Sid the special guest referee and complete the four corners of fucktards so you can roll on to the glory of golden success. You're an opportunist, and I can't help but respect your ability to set aside your pride and dignity, poaching the most vulnerable animals in the jungle on your way to triumph. Keep on keepin' on while you evade any real challenges.

September 2013 and May 2019 Star of the Month
1x Hart Champion
1x Television Champion
1x Xtreme Champion

Funny, 2/3 of the people he challenged have probably had one match in the past 20 months.

Toni, Toni, Toni; are you the biggest fuckin' in the entire company? You're over here tryin' to pick on me when I already asked you clear as fuckin' day when the fuck yer available for the match you want to lose to me in? Did ya happen to see that shit? Go answer it!

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And madison, stop pretending you know how to math. You can't math, cunt!

:Brock FUCKING Lesnar:
Hi Eli,

Remember me?

The guy who took your friend Elisha to the Trio titles that you came along and managed to let slide through your fingers just like the piss that's probably running down your leg right now?

Yeah, about that -- I'm thinking you and I need to have a little discussion about that. Why not let these others step aside while I crack your skull open in front of the world? You don't like carrying titles for very long; well how about I retire you from wrestling altogether so you can learn to carry something that will matter in your life -- my bags to the arena.

Lesnar glares at Eli like he's the most disgusting piece of shit in the entire world. A man with as many championships under his belt as Lesnar has no respect for a fool who gives them away like candy.

Thing is, Sid... I already have a signed contract for Leap of Faith with your name on it...

You really should read before you sign autographs for the mentally challenged...

And pick better friends...

See, since its signed by Sid Feder himself, I'm free to book him in any match I want...

You thinkin' Ark title match?

Matt Damon deserves this

"I'm in.."

id love to go for the Uni Title but I got other plans ;)

SUCK... MY... DICK!

3X Star of the Month
Former 3x Hart Champion
Former 13X Xtreme Champion
Former 6X Tag Champion
Former 2X Trios Champion
Former 2x Heavy Metal Weight Champion
Former Universal Champion

Possibly... a breakthrough for Joey Hawkins

(06-11-2014, 09:42 AM)Paul Heyman Said: Thing is, Sid... I already have a signed contract for Leap of Faith with your name on it...

You really should read before you sign autographs for the mentally challenged...

And pick better friends...

See, since its signed by Sid Feder himself, I'm free to book him in any match I want...

You thinkin' Ark title match?

Nothin' about my original statement has changed as a result of your sad attempt to fuck with me, fat Jew.

Oh, and if I ever do end up with the Ark title I'll just beat the fuck outta you backstage, force you to pin me for it, and call you Randy Cross -- .

I don't get you -- it's like you actually think you have the capability to be even a half step ahead of me er somethin'. That really what you think, boy?

(06-11-2014, 03:56 PM)Sid Feder Said:

(06-11-2014, 09:42 AM)Paul Heyman Said: Thing is, Sid... I already have a signed contract for Leap of Faith with your name on it...

You really should read before you sign autographs for the mentally challenged...

And pick better friends...

See, since its signed by Sid Feder himself, I'm free to book him in any match I want...

You thinkin' Ark title match?

Nothin' about my original statement has changed as a result of your sad attempt to fuck with me, fat Jew.

Oh, and if I ever do end up with the Ark title I'll just beat the fuck outta you backstage, force you to pin me for it, and call you Randy Cross -- .

I don't get you -- it's like you actually think you have the capability to be even a half step ahead of me er somethin'. That really what you think, boy?

That's crossing the line, Sid Feder!

You know who else had to cross the line?

I had to cross the line and save what has become the flagship show of this company! Did Morgan Eldred make Madness the flagship show? Did Ozy make it the flagship show? Cross certainly didn't do it! No, I created Madness in my image and its a legacy that will outlive us both, Sid!

For the record I have the ability to outsmart, out think, out wit and out maneuver everyone and anyone. Including you. Why? Because just when you think you have all the answers, I change the question. (#Roddy Piper)

(06-12-2014, 03:43 AM)Paul Heyman Said:

(06-11-2014, 03:56 PM)Sid Feder Said:

(06-11-2014, 09:42 AM)Paul Heyman Said: Thing is, Sid... I already have a signed contract for Leap of Faith with your name on it...

You really should read before you sign autographs for the mentally challenged...

And pick better friends...

See, since its signed by Sid Feder himself, I'm free to book him in any match I want...

You thinkin' Ark title match?

Nothin' about my original statement has changed as a result of your sad attempt to fuck with me, fat Jew.

Oh, and if I ever do end up with the Ark title I'll just beat the fuck outta you backstage, force you to pin me for it, and call you Randy Cross -- .

I don't get you -- it's like you actually think you have the capability to be even a half step ahead of me er somethin'. That really what you think, boy?

That's crossing the line, Sid Feder!

You know who else had to cross the line?

I had to cross the line and save what has become the flagship show of this company! Did Morgan Eldred make Madness the flagship show? Did Ozy make it the flagship show? Cross certainly didn't do it! No, I created Madness in my image and its a legacy that will outlive us both, Sid!

For the record I have the ability to outsmart, out think, out wit and out maneuver everyone and anyone. Including you. Why? Because just when you think you have all the answers, I change the question. (#Roddy Piper)

R: Bottom line, Siddy-Boy-- Don't like it?

I've come to a decision regarding Eli James and his #1 Contender challenge...


The decision is, I'm not rewarding a career coward with a number one contender match.


There will be no number one contenders match.


If Eli James wants to be part of something special at Leap of Faith, he'll have to enter the Leap of Faith match itself.

Jack: And THIS is why E-C-Dubbya was always my go-to fed. Paulie, you gotta mind fah dis here bidness. Glad tah be a part of a place that's got you helpin' runnin' things. Ya ever wanna split a ham sammich, y'all know where tah find me.

Jack: Prob'ly bangin' ol' Jessie-ca Cameron Diaz.

Heyman, I think I might need to show up at that big pay per view and cave yer skull in with a tire iron.

Anybody else want to see that fat Jew's brains splattered on live pay per view television? I'm bored and have no match because XWF couldn't afford to book me, so I guess I just need to show up and fuck somebody up fer free -- ain't I generous?