Friday, May 30, 2014 The RTX Arena Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

The opening welcome video plays with the official RTX theme song in the background.







The opening video package gives way to a packed and sold out RTX Arena. Pyro explodes all over the small venue as we're joined by the voice of Madness, and now RTX, Joey Styles.



JOEY STYLES: “Welcome everyone! To RTX! I am Joey fuckin' Styles and this! This is the Road To Xtreme! We're LIVE from the SOLD OUT RTX Arena in the city of brotherly love! Philadelphia!

“And we're starting off the action right fuckin' now! Guppy Parsh is in the ring and Blumpkin has yet to appear.”

Guppy Parsh - vs - Blumkin Xtreme Rules

JOEY STYLES: “Its Xtreme Rules around here, but when one guy isn't showing up, the referee has to do something. Blumpkin has ten seconds to make it to the ring!”



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WINNER: Guppy Parsh

JOEY STYLES: “Guppy Parsh picks up the win and we'll be right back for the first of our two contenders matches here tonight!”

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JOEY STYLES: “Its Rap God!”

”Rap God” by Eminem plays.

JOEY STYLES: “Vellore Brommer, one of the founding members of the Heyman Alliance! He'll go one on one here with Brodie Tyler. A shot at Cains RTX title is on the line!”

#1 Contender to RTX Championship Vellore Brommer - vs - Brodie Tyler Xtreme Rules

The bell rings and Brodie Tyler backs away from a vicious looking strike, rather quickly. Tyler and Vellore move around the ring, eye balling each other. They come toward one another for a collar elbow tie up, only for Vellore to land a kick to Brodies temple with a snap.



JOEY STYLES: “Shades of another Heyman legend, CM Punk!”



Tyler hits the mat. He's conscious but has no idea where he is. Vellore takes advantage and puts Tyler into the Joelho bar, wrenching against Tyler's knee. Tyler screams out in agony before succumbing to the pain and tapping out.

WINNER: Vellore Brommer – NEW #1 Contender

JOEY STYLES: “Vellore wins it quickly here! He'll go onto Friday the 13th to challenge Cain and tonights main event winner for the RTX title.”

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”APM” by Spamtec plays.

JOEY STYLES: “RTX is back and here comes Frodo Smackins! He's ready to go for this main event!”

”Los Angeles is Burning” by Bad Religion plays.

JOEY STYLES: “Arryn Connolly! A hot prospect! In more ways than one!”

”God Gives Head in Heaven” by Aeon plays.

JOEY STYLES: “Here come the massive Morbid Angel! He's got to be the odds on favorite just based on his size! He's more than a foot taller than both of his opponents and outweighs them both by more than 300 pounds!

“The winner of this match will go on to face Vellore Brommer and the RTX Champion, Cain with the title on the line in two weeks on Friday the 13th!”

MAIN EVENT #1 Contender to RTX Championship Frodo Smackins - vs - Arryn Connolly - vs - Morbid Angel Xtreme Rules

The match begins with Morbid Angel trading shots with both of his opponents. Neither Arryn nor Frodo have much of an effect on Morbid from the outset. His body is so massive that their kicks and punches are absorbed easily.

Morbid then plays a game of divide and conquer, first taking down Frodo with some heavy power moves and gaining a near fall. He gets dropkicked in the face and eliminated from the match for awhile as Arryn Connolly takes control for the time being.

Connolly would only control the match for a short time until an ill timed attempt at some high flying shenanigans opens the door for Frodo to control the pace. Frodo would land his Shayouken on Arryn Connolly and gets a near fall on her when Morbid Angel re-enters the match, bringing us to...

The Big Finish

JOEY STYLES: “Morbid Angel with the save!”



Angel re-enters the competition with a chair in hand. He swings it hard, driving it down over the skull of Frodo Smackins. He quickly hooks the leg.


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JOEY STYLES: “Smackins survives here, but barely! Morbid Angel was a nano-second away from punching his ticket for Friday the 13th!”



The Heyman Alliance music begins to play, causing an immediate distraction for Morbid Angel. He stares toward the entrance way as Paul Heyman and Vellore Brommer begin making their way toward the ring. Morbid sits on the middle rope, inviting them to come into the ring. Heyman and Vellore both remain on the outside.

Morbid gets off the middle rope and laughs at the GM and his protege. Heyman and Vellore give him no reaction whatsoever.



JOEY STYLES: “From behind!”



Arryn Connolly rolls up Morbid Angel.



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JOEY STYLES: “Morbid kicks out! He damn near lost it right there!”



Morbid gets back to his feet quickly and drives Arryn into the mat. He delivers a series of vicious stomps to her as Paul Heyman slides into the ring.



JOEY STYLES: “What the hell! Heyman from behind with a roll up on Morbid Angel!”



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WINNER: Paul Heyman – New XWF Ark of the Covenant Champion

JOEY STYLES: “OH MY GOD!”


Morbid Angel is freaking out. He slams Frod to the mat with a powerbomb, then powerbombs Arryn Connolly directly on top of him, then proceeds to deliver a running boot to the referee's face.



JOEY STYLES: “Paul Heyman just became the new Ark champ!”



Heyman laughs hysterically as he and Vellore leave the arena area. Heyman carrying his newly won Ark championship.



JOEY STYLES: “Morbid is giving chase here! That title means everything to him!”



The referee, Arryn Connolly and Frodo Smackins all lie down and out in the ring. Arryn lying on top of Frodo with her shoulders on the mat and his as well. The referee has come too and finally has the ability to count the pin, albeit, slowly.



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JOEY STYLES: “Frodo lifts his shoulder up! He's now pinning Arryn Connolly!”



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JOEY STYLES: “She kicks out, just in time!”



Both competitors slowly get to their feet as the Xtron comes alive with a split screen double feature.

Heyman walks backstage along side his protege Vellore Brommer. They're headed toward the parking garage to Paul's running and waiting limousine. The limo is obviously his as the New York plates with “HEYMAN” on it are a dead give away. The scene splits to some other part of the arena following a towering and raging Morbid Angel. Angel enters Heymans office, but of course its empty. Where the fuck is that fat Jew!?! Fade to ringside.

Frodo is to his feet first. He grabs Arryn by her hair and lifts her to her feet, only to thrust her into the corner head first. She bounces out, clutching her head. Frodo climbs to the top rope and jumps off, landing a chokeslam in the middle of the ring. He quickly covers her for the win.



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JOEY STYLES: “She kicks out! She survives just a little while longer!”



Frodo grabs the chair that Morbid hit him with earlier. He sets it up in the middle of the ring then return his attention to Arryn Connolly who is getting back to her feet.

XWF Double Feature! Heyman and Vellore are nearing the limo. What are you gonna do with that title? It's kind of pointless isn't it? Kind of a joke. I think it fits Morbid's psyche better than yours. A joke. You got a point. Heyman drops the Ark of the Covenant title in the trash can before entering the limo. The car takes off as we fade back to ringside.

Frodo grabs Arryn by the arm and twists, he pulls her close for a short arm clothesline but she ducks it quickly. She now has him trapped from behind in a waste lock. She then delivers a release German suplex taking Frodo to the mat.



JOEY STYLES: “Frodo Smackins, in a little bit of trouble here!”



Arryn lifts Frodo off the mat and tosses him toward the ropes. He reverses sending Arryn into the ropes instead. On the rebound, Frodo drops to the mat delivering an attempted drop toe hold to Connolly. She knew it was coming though and she's able to put on the brakes and stop her momentum.



FRODO: “FALL!”



Arryn uses her free leg to kick Frodo in the face. Frodo grabs his face as he gets to his feet. He kind of stumbles around a little bit when Arryn Connoly grabs him in a snapmare face like and delivers her Snapmare Driver, driving Frodo face first into the chair he set up a few minutes ago.



JOEY STYLES: “Oh that should do it! Smackins is out!”



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JOEY STYLES: “Shoulder up! Just before the three!”



The once great steel chair, now lies a broken mess on the mat. Connolly lifts Frodo up and tosses him toward the ropes. He reverses. Connolly on the rebound ducks under a lariat attempt from Frodo, and wraps him up in a crucifix. She then drives him down to the mat head first into the remains of the steel chair.



JOEY STYLES: “Scorched Earth! That might do it!”



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WINNER: Arryn Connolly – NEW #1 Contender to RTX Championship

JOEY STYLES: “Arryn Connolly has come in and punched her ticket! She'll now go on to Friday the 13th and challenge Vellore Brommer and the RTX Champion, Cain, with the title on the line!”

XWF Double Feature Backstage, Morbid Angel is still fuming mad and hunting for Paul Heyman. He catches just a mere glimpse of Heymans limo as it rounds a bend and exits the parking garage. FAT JEW!!!!!! Morbid begins to give chase when he stop suddenly and looks in a garbage can. MY BABY! He grabs the Ark of the Covenant title out of the trash and cradles it just like a baby. NEW Ark of the Covenant Champion – Morbid Angel

RTX fades out.

Don't fuck with my Ark you goddamned KIKE!