03-29-2014, 05:35 PM
Alright. Truth time.
Road to Xtreme? I will tell you that this place is the perfect place for me.
For a while, since I drew with Swagmire, I doubted myself. You may ask yourself, how the fuck does a man who is seven feet tall and almost four hundred pounds of sheer muscle doubt himself? It's really simple, schiesse kopfs. You see, I have been into this business since I was a kid, und I have seen so many names come und go. Bret Hart. Chris Benoit. Jake Roberts. The Ultimate Warrior. Even our very own Hulk Hogan. While some of these men live on in the annuls of our business, some start out strong; und fizzle out. Their fire, it dies. I doubted myself because nine out of ten superstars lose their stride.
I am different.
I am The Beast of Berlin, Romulus Heinrich Winters.
My drive? Well my drive, much like myself, is eternal. It is always there, though I express myself better through gratuitous violence. There isn't much to say about me, except that I hurt people. And I enjoy it.
Where's my accent? I don't have to pander to what you all think a German should sound like. For you see, I was born in Berlin, educated at the vatican in Rome. So I am not just some dumb foreigner, which brings me to my next point.
Hollywood Hulk Hogan.
The nWo.
New World Order, in a former life, we could have gone together like sauerkraut und American hot dogs. But you men? A man who has retired so many times he has "Frequent Flyer Miles" at Shady Pines? And Hollywood Hulk Hogan wants to manage me in a match against The Outsiders? That's fine. That's awesome, but I choose the stipulation...
....brother.
One Outsider will be allowed in the ring at a time. Hundreds of years ago, I followed a code which stated "face your opponents on equal ground". Your handicap will be bad enough due to the unfortunate fact that Julian Martin pissed me off. Trust me, you do not poke an angry Beast. Yes, my anger is directed at Martin, but I will be taking it out on you. So don't youEVER threaten me after I WARN you, because I have destroyed bigger armies single handedly.
So, nWo, the ball is in your court. You want to "teach me a lesson"? Go ahead and trt.
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