A Dedication... - Printable Version

There once was a man from Kentucky.
He was all shapes old and sucky.
I decided to go to Bottony Bay.
There I cut off Griffin's head.
Superimposed it onto Sheckler's body.
Duct taped Mr. XWF's cock onto this superbeing.
Then slipped a Jason Mask on it.
And then I peed on this person.
It began to weep.
Cum from cracks
did it seep.
I tossed an eightball
at it merrily
then the ghost of Sid Feder
sucked it down greedily.
Administrator jogged in,
watching his watch
watching his pulse
began to sweat a bucket
Anjelus said fuck it.
He roundhoused him like Chuck Norris
begged Rhyno to Gore US!
But he slapped Sebastien Duke
on the ass instead.
He grimaced, he growled
he sniffed his armpit
found it was fowl.
enraged he did snap
he fucked Mr. Satellite
and caught the clap.
Weird Al popped into existence
and began to jizm on all in attendance,
he screamed, "I'm on the moon, Ma!"
and no one caught the reference.
Barak Obama came in,
he declared the XWF a terrorist cell.
And with bombs and with drones
did they charge
but Grand Wizard came back
a man ferocious and large
He picked up a tank
and lobbed it at Shane

but Greggo unhinged his jaw
and did his best
did his thing
he swallowed it whole.
God parted the heavens.
He said, "XWF is my people."
So he materialized Steve Jason
God-Emperor of Mankind,
to rid this place of disease
but Tristan Slater broke a wall
and the Chinese Mafia poured in.
They sliced up Steve Jason,
they cut up John Madison,
they decockitated Unknown Soldier
and they were a hellacious enemy.
But the Cyren did come.
Hoots and hollers followed him.
He vanquished this tiny peckered army
and saved the day.
Your Angel barged in
offered options to all
for many it was simple
for many it was dull
but they all chose their corners
all superstars thought
on the actions they've taken
on the actions not took
Barney barged in
with grape juice and Kool Aid
he doused Peter Gilmour
in an unholy concoction
and the Gilly did erupt
his cried piercing and feral
the crimson dong did stir
and swam into his butthole
it came out his eye
and charged at Neonero
but the Neonero did run
run like a canary
so Joseph Page returned
alight like a fairy
and proclaimed all is good
all is well and safe haven
for the people of X
Treme sense of nature
But then when all was still
and we had nowhere to turn
Weapon Ashen came up
from a hole in the hill
and he said, "I wear no Pants!
and No you can't make me!"
No one really knew what he was talking about...
but we all pissed ourselves anyways.
Then the Universal Title floated down
from the heavens...
and wrapped around North Korean War Criminal's throat
it strangled him mightily,
felling the fiend
it was a great happening
a rapture we seen,
the UNI Title came back
to save the XWF from peril
but Mr. XWF's cock
instead became sterile
so we lobbed it off and fed it
to Crimson Deadly with mayo
and he played with it for awhile
then said FTW, I'm here 24/7
and transmogrified it into the
head of
Peter Gilmour's mother...
HOGM ushered forward, trying to
chomp, trying to gnash
but Jim Hickbily snatched it from the air,
and banished it back to Kentucky.
Where shapes are old and sucky.