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This World's Unforgiving (RP 9) - Jessie-ica Diaz - 01-20-2014
...Even brilliant lights will cease to burn.
Thesis: Morbid Angel is actually somehow, some way, even more mentally deficient than I initially thought he was. He's more halfwitted than Peter Gilmour and only half as obnoxious as Frodo Smackins and the worst part of this whole debacle is that he's actually respected and/or feared by everyone else in this federation, because they just can't see through this not so eloquently put together mirage. Pathetic.
I guess I can't blame Morbid for that, though. It really isn't his fault that everyone else is as gullible as he is bland and predictable.
Oh well, Onward and Downward, in honor of his newest train wreck. This tribute to missing every point.
Fuck.
Missed point number one: he actually thinks I swallowed a vibrator! Newsflash, you fucking idiot: no, I didn't. It was a crack on the stupid shit you say every single time you open your mouth; the needless, trying too hard to be offensive shit you spew. If I have to explain every joke I make to you, I'm going to have to slam my fucking face into a hot stove. That would be more enjoyable.
Nice job trying to keep your secret a secret. Too bad it's already leaked and out there, you fucking masochist. Come on, is there any other reason why you'd keep trying to come back at me even though everyone and their mothers can see that every time; every single fucking time you're getting your ass served to you backward on a silver platter. So please, keep on slapping the inside of your wrists, get those fuckin' veins showing and mainline this hatred like it was a shot of your Anabolic Salvation.
Why does everyone fail to remember that you aren't a fucking street urchin? Maybe, just maybe it's because you act like a fucking neanderthal, incapable of going through one motion without spouting off some string of random bullshit that would make a kid with Tourette's blush. Newsflash jagoff; the Neolithic Revolution already happened. Like, 12,000 fucking years ago. Stop acting like a troglodyte, and I'll stop ascertaining you for one. It really isn't that hard.
Cool, you aren't broke. Instead, you're so concerned about your wealth that you make it this big a deal. Way to go from extreme to the other, you douche.
Oh shit, this guy actually does study at the Peter Gilmour school of trash talk! Look at that contradiction! Saying that no one cares enough to watch my promos, and then going on about how you "wasted" an hour watching them. Seriously, cut that shit out, Morbid Gilmour. But wait! His Gilmourism extends past that one, embarrassing bit of idiocy. Making comments about how I'm in the wrong for poking holes in your "undefeated" claims. Yet, what you don't know is by saying that Wyatt Reynolds and The Phantom Stranger are doing nothing now only comes back like a boomerang to knock you right off that perch.
By your own logic, you lost to two worthless nobodies. Way to insult yourself there, Morbid Gilmour.
Then he goes on a long ass rant that sounds like it was literally ghost written by Gilmour. Oh my fucking God, if I wanted to listen to Gilmour be Gilmour, I'd watch a fucking Gilmour promo. The highlight here is him claiming that Paul Heyman isn't Jewish. Fucking golden, Ponyboy. Paul Heyman is a fat, Jewish inverse King Midas and he was your former employer. Deal with it.
Then he talks about Griffin MacAlister. During his promo against me. Sigh.
Oh shit, disturbing imagery! And you're trying to say that this was all something to lure me in? To make me watch and listen so I can rip your fucking words out of the promo and stomp into dust? Well well well, looks like you're confirming the fetish everyone knew you had now. Good on you!
Wow, I don't know your history? That's your ace in the hole? In what way did I ever make it clear that I wanted to know any more about you than I absolutely have to? Right, I don't. Fuck off with that shit, Morbid Gilmour.
Morbid Gilmour: now with less sense and more crying than the original! Fuck.
Oh shit, the I was carried card, again. After I already destroyed that argument long before you tried to regurgitate it. You really aren't that smart, are you?
Yeah, you aren't. You're backing up Peter Gilmour. Claiming he has more winnings than I do. Well fuck, I'd hope so. I've been wrestling for seven months, and he's been in the XWF for like eight thousand years. If he didn't have more "winnings" than I did he'd be even more pathetic and worthless than he already is, you dense motherfucker. And yeah, you're modeling yourself after Gilmour with your wannabe offensive, wannabe threatening spiels that do neither. Hell, you just did another Gilmour trope while asking why I would compare you two.
Quote:Hard to tell considering what type of person you claim to be. A fraud that can hardly control the urge to break character to spit out what some would consider trash talk.
Break character? What character? I was under the impression that we were supposed to be ourselves on camera, not play some fucking character like an actor on a shitty Daytime Soap Opera. What; did Morbid Gilmour make some appearance on the Israeli version of "Days of Our Lives" or something, and thinks that everyone has to act everything that is said? Hey, idiot. This is wrestling, not a fucking Theater class. You're supposed to be the vet and this relative rook is having to make this clear to you?
What, did everyone else you go up against (aside from the two that beat you) act like you were hurting them? In all honesty, that makes sense.
So, while you're "acting" like a fucking caveman, I'll be here ripping everything about your "act" to shreds.
I don't do this for the money.
I don't do this for a list.
I do this because hell; when you've got as much pent up aggression as I do, you need to find a legal way to unleash it.
Exactly like I'm going to do tonight. All over your fucking face.
Try finding an acting job after that.