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Perfection Incarnate - Levi Storm - 01-17-2014
”Let me answer your question with another question. How many abidigonals do you see in modeling?”-Derek Zoolander
The scene opens simply upon the face of Levi Storm.
Levi:Perfection, as it were, is not something easily come by. It is an ideal that most strive for but almost nobody obtains. Years of dedication committed to achieving the impossible. Yet, everybody makes the attempt.
But what is that perfection that is strived for? For many, awards or accolades, such as the Pulitzer Prize, an Olympic gold medal, an Oscar or even a championship belt represent it. With others perfection is considered the culmination of a life of work. And for most others perfection is a distant idea that cannot even be imagined. It is likely that perfection cannot be achieved in multiple areas of ones life, but without perfection to fight for existence becomes futile.
What all of you idiots in the XWF fail to realize is that the epitome of perfection has arrived, and you’re looking at him. Physically, I have been graced with a body that GQ Magazine declared “The Most Exquisite Physique in History” I even did a spread where I dressed in all sorts of historical getups.[/ime]
The camera cuts to the magazine spread. Levi dressed as a cave man with dirt spread over his chest and arms; his only clothing is a pair of fur briefs. Then Levi is dressed as an Egyptian, with a gold headdress, and golden Egyptian loincloth. It then shows Levi dressed as Jesus on the cross, crown of thorns and all. It continues flipping through, Levi in a ruffled collar and golden briefs, Levi in a powdered wig and knickers style underwear, Levi with an afro in sequins underwear and Levi in space age silver gear signifying a futuristic motif. The camera then cuts back to Levi’s face.
[lime][b]Levi:[b] Pretty prestigious title right there. I was also blessed with perfection in my physical strength. You all saw what I did to Caliban. Put him to sleep right there in the middle of the ring. Don’t worry there Caliban, you are not the first person, and definitely won’t be the last to be overpowered by the Disco Nap.
But what might not be as readily recognizable by you all, is I have achieved perfection as far as intellect is concerned. I might not go around unintelligibly flaunting the big words I can use or the dead languages I know like my opponent The Linguist. I admit it, you are one pretty smart man. You are not shy about making sure everyone knows it. But I am not the typical male model. I am not that stereotype that many of my friends fulfill. I am college educated, believe it or not. You all saw in the ring in the main event Monday Night that I translate my book smarts to street smarts, who else would have thought to use the cables to tie up that big oaf Morbid Angel? Did I win that match? Unfortunately no I did not, but one on one Linguist, you will see what happens when brain meets brawn and beauty on top of that. You will meet up with the unstoppable force that is Levi Storm. In the end you will be devastated when you realize that perfection is just out of your reach, and that you will NEVER be ME.
Levi continues to stare into the camera as it fades to black.