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Yoohoo! - Mr.Natural - 11-17-2013
Did you mothafuckas miss me? I'm pretty sure y'all did. The Natural missed y'all too. I am here to officialy announce my return to the XWF ring at the Lethal Lottery PPV! I know, I know calm down, breathe deep breaths, BREATHE DAMIT BREATHE! Now The Natural is interested in one man in particular, who you may ask? That will be revealed later, but I do promise one thing. When the smoke clears, and the curtains close, Mr.Natural will be leaving out that bitch with a big ass chip on his shoulder. Until then, I m Naturaly yours!
Yoohoo! - Ann Thraxx - 11-17-2013
I remember you!.... No, I don't.... I remember Solange.... Well, the name and face. Same thing. I suppose that's all I remembered about you, too.
Names and faces, welcome back or whatever...
Yoohoo! - Mr.Natural - 11-17-2013
Solange: Oh hey bitch! Still ugly as hell I see. Some things in this world just doesn't seem to change huh
Yoohoo! - Ann Thraxx - 11-17-2013
Heh. And the jealousy sets in. You, of me... As if that wasn't clear to anyone with half a brain. Hence why I had to explain it to you.
Yoohoo! - Mr.Natural - 11-17-2013
Solange: HAHAHAAA! Like my ass was ever jealous of you. Girl bye get your life!
Yoohoo! - Ann Thraxx - 11-18-2013
With dat high IQ of 0...
Yoohoo! - Mr.Natural - 11-18-2013
Solange: Lord have mercy on this bitch's soul! We're still having this discussion? The struggle of your damn life! Bitch, if you aren't trying to fight me then please don't fucking speak!
Yoohoo! - Ann Thraxx - 11-18-2013
Ahaha. Sorry I hurt your feelings. Want a tissue? I'll talk where I damn want.
Yoohoo! - Mr.Natural - 11-18-2013
Solange: This bitch still talking. God help me please! This bitch trying to damn hard to get her ass whooped
Yoohoo! - Ann Thraxx - 11-18-2013
Ann bursts into song!
Oh, you said "WHOOP" my ass? Hmmmm... You should quit slurring when you speak. Major sign of a drinking problem, you lush.
Yoohoo! - Mr.Natural - 11-18-2013
OOC: I would reply, but i'm doin this off my ps3 so it's not showing the vid so what song is that
Yoohoo! - Ann Thraxx - 11-18-2013
OOC: "Whip it" by DEVO. Lol. Just me being a smartass.
Yoohoo! - Liz Hathaway - 11-18-2013
Can you two gentlemen shut the fuck up?
Yoohoo! - Mr.Natural - 11-18-2013
OOC: Oh! That's my jam on the down low girl! You betta do that!
Solange: Ok so I know Ann unfortunately and I know Liz, but Ms.Olive who are you? Shouldn't you be fucking Chef Boyardee?
OOC: This is fun! I love talkin' shit with y'all we should do this more often.
Yoohoo! - Liz Hathaway - 11-18-2013
OOC: I know right.
Someone give this bitch a textbook.
Yoohoo! - Mr.Natural - 11-18-2013
Solange: LOL! Bitch you funny! But don't that cuz a bitch got her education, I just didn't go to college. Two kids really puts a lot on a bitch
RE: Yoohoo! - #MemeQueen Luca Torchwick - 11-18-2013
(11-18-2013, 05:24 PM)Mr.Natural Said: Solange: LOL! Bitch you funny! But don't that cuz a bitch got her education, I just didn't go to college. Two kids really puts a lot on a bitch
Okay, I'm going to point this out. Bitch just said "LOL" aloud. That alone speaks volumes.
Yoohoo! - Liz Hathaway - 11-18-2013
I was refering to Solange and Ann, not everyone. It wouldn't take a fuckin' rocket scientist to figure that out. So before you attempt to "One up" me, please get your facts straight.
Yoohoo! - Mr.Natural - 11-18-2013
OOC: Wow people that cuts deep you know. jk
Yoohoo! - Liz Hathaway - 11-18-2013
Yeah because I'm sure "you are poorly delivered generic insults" is a complete sentence.
Yoohoo! - Tony Santos - 11-18-2013
The scene opens in Tony's hotel room in Kansas City, Missouri (yes, he's still yet to make it home from his little vacation in San Diego). The back and forth chatter of Liz Hathaway, Luca Arzegotti, Mr. Natural, Olive Pendershore, Ann Thraxx, and someone whose name sounds like a fucking dinner spice, can be heard emanating from Tony's computer. Tony can be seen on his two feet, crouched over as he seems intent on catching something. Tony looks around the room, bug-eyed, his ears at attention. The chatter continues from his laptop. Tony waves his hand at the computer as if he were trying to swat a fly from his face.
Hey! Everyone! Shut up for a second. Seriously, shut up! I've been trying to catch this bugger ever since I dropped my bags down in this god damn rat hole, and I can't let you idiots get in the way! Shhh!
Tony didn't realize that, 1) he was making more noise than the people on his computer, and 2) those same people couldn't hear him.
Tony turns his attention back toward the the walls of his hotel room, looking up and down the drab, beige walls, catching a peek at the leakage stain on the ceiling, the rust on the refrigerator handle, and the cracked tile on the white, kitchenette floor. All of a sudden...
*CREAK*
It's coming from the front door!
Tony leaps in to action! He darts across the room, making a beeline for the door before this "thing" can exit. Tony runs past his computer and hops over the laptop wire!...
Tony's left foot clips said wire, resulting in his immediate taste of gravity's devious ways. Tony's chest drops like a rock, pressing against the floor with the intensity of a grill cover after your mother burns steak on a hot summer's day, subsequently setting the deck on fire and killing your entire family.
Shit! It got away. Son of a bitch!
Tony lifts himself to his feet, brushing himself off (it's a dirty freaking floor) and whipping his hair backwards. Tony walks back around to his computer and stares in to the camera, a look of disappointment on his face.
Folks, it got away! I'd blame it on you, but it's most certainly my blame to endure. What was it, you ask?
Tony pauses, looks away and cracks a smile. However, his smile fades as quickly as it had appeared. Tony turns back toward the camera.
It was any semblance of a fuck that I could've given about any of you, or this conversation. Now shut your god damn mouths and make your way over to Peter Gilmour so he can bait you with some dick sucking taunts, you fucking lemmings.
The scene fades to black.
Yoohoo! - Liz Hathaway - 11-18-2013
You said "you're," which is a combination of the words you and are. Fuckin' idiot.
Yoohoo! - Mr.Natural - 11-18-2013
Mr.Natural: You women are hilarious like how did you 2 start arguing? I thought you were arguing with my wife over pointless stuff. I mean damn, can't we all just get along?
RE: Yoohoo! - #MemeQueen Luca Torchwick - 11-18-2013
(11-18-2013, 05:53 PM)Liz Hathaway Said: You said "you're," which is a combination of the words you and are. Fuckin' idiot.
Hey pot! Kettle's calling! What, what was that kettle? Liz is black? Well, who am I to argue with the fuckin' kettle?
RE: Yoohoo! - Anthony Jarvis Powell - 11-18-2013
(11-18-2013, 05:55 PM)Mr.Natural Said: Mr.Natural: You women are hilarious like how did you 2 start arguing? I thought you were arguing with my wife over pointless stuff. I mean damn, can't we all just get along?
It's the drugs man. It gets in these bitches system and just takes control.
Yoohoo! - Mr.Natural - 11-18-2013
Solange: OMG! What the hell is this with the insults and the homophones (OOC: They are homophones right?) like who's fighting who and when?