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There Once Was a Man Listening to Uncle Kracker... (RP #3) - Tony Santos - 11-05-2013 The scene opens in an apartment in somewhere that doesn't matter... Santos: Who's the asshole listening to Uncle Kracker?!? A leprechaun raises his hand. Santos: Well then you deserve to be hooked in the motherfucking gabber! So Tony hooked him in the gabber. Outside, a man and a woman could be seen making quite the pitter patter in front of the local breakfast joint, perfect for a nice plate of cooked pancake batter. Santos: You two better quit your lip sucking or you'll be sucking on my fagger! Man: What's the matter? And what's a fagger? Is it your little gay dagger, you nagger? So Tony, incensed by his homophobic blabber, hooked the man in the gabber. Woman: Oh my goodness, you face tagger! That's my chitter chatter, fritter fratter, white matter! Santos: Bitch, what's this blabber? So Tony hooked her in the gabber. A man was preaching in the middle of a beautiful park center, perched on a quite unstable step ladder, when Tony walked up. Preacher Man: Well, ladies and gentlemen, the crux of the matter is that the mad hatter up in the clouds hears your chatter, so don't scatter. Let him smatter you in his divine batter while you eat from his glorious platter! Santos: What's wrong with you? I was already sad and you're making me sadder! Now I'm going to make your jaw shatter! So Tony took the preacher's wee little bible, swung it with swagger as he hooked him in the gabber. Tony walked away, depressed as a dabbler after a penniless day as a haggler. A man appeared in front of him in a black tuxedo, looking quite dapper. He asked Tony... Tuxedo Man: What could possibly be the matter? Tony pouted as he looked a little drabber. Santos: I'm stuck in this land of rhyming clatter as the world gets quite flatter. It's all making me just a bit sadder every time I hook someone in the gabber. Tuxedo Man: Why not just stop hooking people in the gabber? Here, cheer up and look up my repulsive schlatter! Tony was disgusted, so he hooked him in the gabber. Santos: What a stupid fucking catchphrase. The scene fades to gray matter.