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Killing Em Softly - C Y R E N - 02-13-2013

Cyren ushers borward with his Jack Nicholson body, trussed up like The Joker and cracks the current champion across the face with a cane!

He then urinates on the champion, while holding a bottle of perfume and cracking a photoesque smile pimping the merchandise, rightfully called 'Golden Shower.'

CYREN: I.... HAVE.... THE.... POWWWWER!!!




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Killing Em Softly - Crimson Cobra - 02-13-2013

Kickout twice
pimping
and
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Killing Em Softly - Mr. XWF - 02-13-2013

My balls dip dip dip lowwwww muddafuckaaaa


Killing Em Softly - Crimson Cobra - 02-13-2013

no need to kickout to Mr.XWF from lack of a pin anywhere but thanks for letting us know how low you'r balls dip so that...

Crimson Cobra winds up a kick and drives his shin directly into Mr.XWF's testicals sending him to the floor along with Cyren


Killing Em Softly - "Loverboy" Vinnie Lane - 02-14-2013

Quote:PIN in Cyren's banner right under the DOM in the word "dominion"

2 Pins in Mr. XWF's signature are hidden in the bottom phrase about being divorced


Admin walks onto the scene looking confused and eating 6 bananas at once.

Admin: Hmmmmmmm... what to do... what to do...

He sees both Cyren and Mr. XWF sneaking up and getting a double pin on Crimson Cobra!

He drops down and his bananas go flying!

...1


...2


...THREE!!!


Admin: It's official! Cyren and Mr. XWF have taken the belt off of Crimson Cobra's hands... but which one of them is champion?

He waits for a few seconds...

Admin: Neither one! I will let them both fight over it!

Admin tosses the belt up into the air as Cyren and Mr. XWF watch it begin to drop!



OOC: Whichever one of you two can amuse me more in a NEW THREAD in this section will get the belt! And... GO!


Killing Em Softly - "Loverboy" Vinnie Lane - 02-15-2013

they are both too stupid to get this done so gimme the fucking belt and let crimson dong and the crimson crest continue to rule like we always dong!