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Everybody is scared! - Dean Moxley McGovern - 10-31-2013

Dean looks around and sees nobody brave enough to even try and take his gold.

He balls up his fist and.......PUNCHES HIMSELF IN THE FACE.

He goes down hard and then puts his own hand over his chest.

By gawd! He's pinning himself!


Everybody is scared! - "Loverboy" Vinnie Lane - 11-02-2013

Shane sees Dean acting like an idiot and pinning himself, so he counts!

...1

...2

...THREE!!!

: Looks like your hand is more talented than the rest of your body. Maybe that's why you're always in the back beating off to pictures of Mr. Radio. That hand is a real champ.

New Champ: Dean's hand


Everybody is scared! - Mr. Radio - 11-02-2013

OOC: This is the greatest thing ever!


Everybody is scared! - Peter Fn Gilmour - 11-02-2013

oh god whats next my penis pins ur hand?


Everybody is scared! - Liz Hathaway - 11-03-2013

How gay can you possibly be, Gilmour?


Everybody is scared! - Jessie-ica Diaz - 11-03-2013

"Are you insinuating that being gay is a bad thing?"


Everybody is scared! - Kim Jong-Un - 11-03-2013

물론, 사악한 나쁜 것입니다.

(Of course it is, vile bitch.)


Everybody is scared! - Liz Hathaway - 11-03-2013

Of course not, Jessie. But the fact that Peter continues to call people "" yet tells everyone to "suck his dick" means that he is indeed, contradicting himself. Then, he continues to say that he isn't gay. But how can someone that isn't gay continue to have fantasy of his penis in a males mouth.


RE: Everybody is scared! - Liz Hathaway - 11-03-2013

(11-03-2013, 02:41 PM)Kim Jong-Un Said: 물론, 사악한 나쁜 것입니다.

(Of course it is, vile bitch.)

If insults such as "vile bitch" is the only thing you can contribute to this company, than you are an ignorant, illiterate bitch willing of giving Crimson Dong the "puss."


Everybody is scared! - Kim Jong-Un - 11-03-2013

내가 문학에 대한 관심 생각해? 당신이 나와 함께 동의하지 않는 경우 나쁜, 내가 제일 한국어 해요, 난 당신을 핵 폭탄 수 있습니다. 필요한 것은 버튼을 누르면됩니다. 당신 같은 더러운 쓰레기는에 우리 영광스러운 무기를 낭비 가치도 없습니다. 정말 더 효과적으로 다른 곳에서 사용 할 수있는 경우 이러한 아름다운 폭발이 낭비 될 것이다.

(You think I care about literacy? Bitch, I'm Best Korean, I'll nuke you if you don't agree with me. All it takes is the press of a button. Filthy scum like you aren't even worth wasting our glorious weaponry on. Such a beautiful explosion would be wasted, when really it can be used more effectively elsewhere.)

당신은 전쟁을 계획한다면 당신은 이해할 것이다.

(You would understand if you were planning a war.)


Everybody is scared! - Liz Hathaway - 11-03-2013

If you were "Best Korean" (Whatever the fuck that means) then why weren't you here before to derail the former Korean that was here, North Korean War Criminal. I can answer this question. Because you are not "Best Korean." You aren't Korean to begin with, because your mother was raped by the great fat-ass Peter Gilmour, making Gilmour your biological father.


Everybody is scared! - Kim Jong-Un - 11-03-2013

아, 북한의 전쟁 범죄. 그는 무슨 큰 남자. 그는 항상 최고의 한국 전쟁 범죄 호출되는 반역, 아마도 그 이유를 알 수 있습니다. 무엇이든 그가 여기 다 것은 내 일이없고, 그와 관련된 방식을 볼 수 실패합니다.

Ah, North Korean War Criminal. What a great man he was. He always rebelled against being called Best Korean War Criminal, and perhaps I can see why. Whatever he's done here is none of my business, and I fail to see how that relates.

어쩌면 당신은 해충 우리 자신의 역사, 어떤 음료수를 더블 치즈 버거의 눈을 멀게하고와를 잊어 버린. 나머지하지 않는 것이 좋습니다 당신이로 한국으로 무지하지 말아야하며, 미래의 내 예를하여야한다.

Maybe you vermin have forgotten our own history, what with being blinded by sodas and double cheeseburgers. The rest of Not Best Korea should not be as ignorant as you are, and the future shall be my example.

당신이 좋아하는 저 모두를 모욕. 당신은 앞으로 불을 벗어날 수 없다. 그것에서 어떤 대피소가 없습니다. 그리고 한국의 나머지 부분은 매우 당신을 모욕 우리 한번 자랑하고 고귀한 지도자의 행복, 내 달콤한 옛날 어머니가 될 것입니다 의심.

Insult me all you like. You cannot escape the coming fire. There is no shelter from it. And I doubt the rest of Korea would be very happy of you insulting our once proud and noble leaders, and my sweet old mother.

당신이 그녀의 쿠키 중 하나를 시도하면 당신은 다시 걸릴 것입니다. 그들은 맛있는 빌어 먹을입니다.

You'd take that back if you tried one of her cookies. They're fucking scrumptious.


Everybody is scared! - Liz Hathaway - 11-03-2013

So are you not denying that you are the son of Peter Gilmour


Everybody is scared! - BBD - 11-03-2013

OOC: Does Liz speak Korean? Cause this makes no sense to me..

AND DA FUQ? Dean's hand for SOTM!


Everybody is scared! - Liz Hathaway - 11-03-2013

OOC: Oh BBD. *Facepalm*


Everybody is scared! - BBD - 11-03-2013

OOC: I confoosed..


Everybody is scared! - Jessie-ica Diaz - 11-03-2013

OOC: I just assume that there's a translator saying what Our Glorious Leader said in English, because he's so Glorious that his words must be spoken in no fewer than two languages each time he says them, and this audience understands English, so that translator was chosen.

On second thought, he's so glorious that he instead speaks the words, and they echo in the native language of whoever hears them.

Yeah, that's what happens.


Everybody is scared! - BBD - 11-03-2013

OOC: sounds legit