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BREAKING NEWS - #MemeQueen Luca Torchwick - 10-25-2013

Peter Gilmour is fat, his fiance is a man, and his manager is a bigger than he claims me to be. That is all.


BREAKING NEWS - Theo Pryce - 10-25-2013

Speaking of breaking, I heard Gilmour can only wear pants with an elastic waistband.


BREAKING NEWS - LJ Havok - 10-25-2013

He told me this in confidence..Buuut

He said the doctor said he would be dead in two years if he did not change his gluttonous ways. And you know I'm not lying we were friends...

Weren't we?



BREAKING NEWS - Jenny Alvin - 10-25-2013

Jenny sighs with a sad look on her face.

Gilmour ate my tea set.


BREAKING NEWS - John Raide - 10-25-2013

"Is this why the vending machine is all out of Mountain Dew and Ring Dings?"


RE: BREAKING NEWS - Theo Pryce - 10-25-2013

(10-25-2013, 04:28 PM)John Raide Said: "Is this why the vending machine is all out of Mountain Dew and Ring Dings?"

This is why the Vending Machine is all out of everything.


BREAKING NEWS - LJ Havok - 10-25-2013

....Also why we have tiny earthquakes INSIDE the arenas we go to.


BREAKING NEWS - John Raide - 10-25-2013

"Well, someone call Wilford Brimley then. This man child surely has diabeetus"


BREAKING NEWS - Theo Pryce - 10-25-2013

Actually, he has the diabetes that diabetes has.


BREAKING NEWS - Peter Fn Gilmour - 10-25-2013

this just in...

I FUCKED ALL YOUR MOTHERS!


#FOLLOWTHEHORROR


BREAKING NEWS - LJ Havok - 10-25-2013

Don't doubt it. My mother was a crack whore..I haven't seen her since I was twelve.

Do me a favor, Pete, next time you see her tell her I said hi.



BREAKING NEWS - Jenna Silver - 10-25-2013

My moms a dominatrix and my dads a gimp so I wouldn't necessarily be surprised but you must have had a bit of a workout having sex with everyone's moms. Even I would at least break a sweat!


BREAKING NEWS - Peter Fn Gilmour - 10-25-2013

care to test that Jenna? Im like Ric Flair.. I can go ALLLLLLLLLL NIGHT LONG


BREAKING NEWS - Jenna Silver - 10-25-2013

uhh...Maybe later? He he... yeah, gotta go.


BREAKING NEWS - Peter Fn Gilmour - 10-25-2013

i see your a shy one.. though i know ur panties are wet ;)

that or u peed yourself


RE: BREAKING NEWS - AlexandraCallaway - 10-25-2013

(10-25-2013, 05:19 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: this just in...

I FUCKED ALL YOUR MOTHERS!


#FOLLOWTHEHORROR

"So you exhumed a body that's been dead for thirty years to fuck my mom. Nice one. PETER GILMOUR IS A NECROPHELIAC."


BREAKING NEWS - Peter Fn Gilmour - 10-25-2013

yup i done fucked katie vick. uhhhh


BREAKING NEWS - Juan Madison - 10-25-2013

You forgot this photo of Rose Smith:



I'm not sure what we label it as though.


BREAKING NEWS - AlexandraCallaway - 10-25-2013

"Gap Toothed bitch"


BREAKING NEWS - Ann Thraxx - 10-25-2013

I killed my mother. Like a good daughter does. By accident, but I was gonna do it on purpose! I SWEAR!


BREAKING NEWS - JTC - 10-25-2013

Poor Peter.. Everyone picks on ya. Feel for ya.


BREAKING NEWS - Ann Thraxx - 10-25-2013

I don't feel for giant pieces of meatloaf.


RE: BREAKING NEWS - AlexandraCallaway - 10-25-2013

(10-25-2013, 08:16 PM)JTC Said: Poor Peter.. Everyone picks on ya. Feel for ya.

"Proof positive that JTC has no intelligence."


BREAKING NEWS - Steve "KingSlayer" Davids - 10-26-2013

JTC stop being a little pussy


BREAKING NEWS - JTC - 10-26-2013

Looks like you guys are stupid because I was kidding. I really can care less


RE: BREAKING NEWS - AlexandraCallaway - 10-26-2013

(10-26-2013, 05:53 AM)JTC Said: Looks like you guys are stupid because I was kidding. I really can care less

"Ill remember that Jon. Dont forget, I am the mother of your child."


RE: BREAKING NEWS - Steve "KingSlayer" Davids - 10-26-2013

(10-26-2013, 05:53 AM)JTC Said: Looks like you guys are stupid because I was kidding. I really can care less

Can care less is the most stupid phrase ever. If you can care less then you do care at least a bit! FUCKING HELL


BREAKING NEWS - JosephKain - 10-26-2013

It's the drugs you guys are on.


BREAKING NEWS - Dean Moxley McGovern - 10-26-2013

I seen Gilmour at Burger King. Can I get an order of two cheese burgers with onion rings... Chocolate shake, side of fries.. Chicken strips, with apple pies.


BREAKING NEWS - Peter Fn Gilmour - 10-26-2013

how about i give u guys a nice heaping pile of my own shit? yeah that'll make u pussies and dicklords shut the fuck up

and dont be jealous of my future wife.. least i get some while u fucktards play with each other


BREAKING NEWS - LJ Havok - 10-26-2013

Ladies and gentleman, that was the incorrent rambling of a man whose feelings are hurt, but he don't have the balls to tell people..

Instead he recycles hateful insults that we have all already heard one too many times.



BREAKING NEWS - Peter Fn Gilmour - 10-26-2013

dont worry LJ, everyone was has said shit about me and my fiance will DIE!


BREAKING NEWS - LJ Havok - 10-26-2013

Your fiance is going to die?


BREAKING NEWS - Juan Madison - 10-26-2013

he pushes his fingers into his

EYYYYYYYYYYYYEZ


BREAKING NEWS - Peter Fn Gilmour - 10-26-2013

u will all witness true evil real soon.. im done being picked on by insignificant pissants like yourselves. Kharma is coming.. and now not that beast that was in WWE and TNA ;)


BREAKING NEWS - Peter Fn Gilmour - 10-26-2013

nova ask me if i actually give a shit about what u or anyone has to say?

ASK ME THAT MOTHERFUCKER!


RE: BREAKING NEWS - Jessie-ica Diaz - 10-26-2013

(10-26-2013, 05:52 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: nova ask me if i actually give a shit about what u or anyone has to say?

ASK ME THAT MOTHERFUCKER!

"We don't have to. You obviously do, because you're whining and crying like a little baby because we're being mean to you."


BREAKING NEWS - Peter Fn Gilmour - 10-26-2013

this is all i got to say to you pricks!




RE: BREAKING NEWS - Jessie-ica Diaz - 10-26-2013

(10-26-2013, 06:12 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: this is all i got to say to you pricks!


"Oh, have you really resorted to getting someone else to say what you're too mentally insufficient to say? Why, why is this? Would we not be able to understand you over your crying? Stop being a little baby, and learn how to speak for yourself! I mean, Soldier and Feder are gone, and no one's here to help you out.

Get the fuck over it."



BREAKING NEWS - Paul Heyman - 10-26-2013

Oh look! Pete fell off the short bus again.