Who wants to start a band with me?

NO ALLOWED!

(10-22-2013, 06:26 AM)Smoke Man Said: Considering I recently pinned your ass I'm out. Don't want you trying anything to fondle your way into getting revenge... Or a rematch... whatever.

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh not really bro. Before our match you were parading around as the 1999 UFO champ and now I'm the champ. I'm also moving on to round two with MY ENTIRE TEAM unlike yourself who only had some of your team advance out of pity from Shane . By the time you spent any time on top of me in that match, I was just laying around lazily because I knew we already won. Steele's 10-count happened before the accidental 3-count that led to a main event caliber referee ripping his shirt off and quitting on the spot! Good job, pal! Sounds like maybe you didn't pin me, but instead just spent a few seconds rubbing all up on me for no other actual reason than the sake of gettin' to know me better.. and ruining that poor ref's career.

Dick move, Smokey. Dick move.

The UFO Title's a different matter. If you'd actually won that off of me then I could see where you're coming from but you never actually beat me for it. You beat Nova, with Nova beating me a few days before the Lethal Lottery match even took place. Come back to me when you've held the belt for 30 days in a row, then we can talk about who the better champion is.

And the way I see it, either one of us could have been on the bad end of the ref's poor judgment and somewhat lack of hindsight. Had he not had that split second to think about it after counting the pin, he would have rung the bell and the match would have ended just like that. If it wasn't for the fact that the ref quit then and there, Shane would not have had to come down to save your's and the rest of your team's asses through a technicality. Or he would have. Ah who the hell cares anyway.

Whether you call it 'having a rest' or 'knowing you've already won', I still beat you. I still pinned you 1-2-3, and if it wasn't for that dumb luck, you may - or may not - even be in the next round of the tournament.

And as for the 'rubbing up' thing? ...Ew.

(10-22-2013, 04:44 PM)Jenna Silver Said: How do you personally enjoy Twerking? In the face, on a pole, leaning on a wall, in a teddy bear outfit? I can do it all Mr. Beardface. ;)

Yeah pal I pinned ya after taking out the rest of your team all by my lonesome. Get your facts straight if nothing else, HomoSmoxual. (smokes poles of any size, shape, color and species)

OK everybody it looks like I need a backup singer, a bassist and maybe a keyboardist or somebody to play the triangle. Auditions will begin as soon as my friend Gigi gets all the paperwork in order. He's hoping to be done before Liz learns how to wrestle, so we've got some time! OH yeah baybay!

Thank you so much to all the interested parties emailing me, sending me postcards, blowing up my phone and sending me audition tapes by carrier terrier. Jenna, my friend Bobby says he's a really big fans of yours and he's really "pulling" for ya. Wink wink.

(10-24-2013, 11:21 AM)Egyptian Snow Pharaoh Said: I need help.

Dean, can you help me?

Smoke Man? Can you?

Something's gone wrong.

(10-25-2013, 05:09 PM)Liz Hathaway Said: Hey, what the fuck are you guys talking about? We should be thinking of a band name. I propose The ThunderGodMcFagatronsCumingToRainOnYourParadeAndEatParmWhileFuckingBadBitches. Who's with me!

(10-27-2013, 11:41 AM)Liz Hathaway Said: Thank you, Jenna! Dean, I suppose this name then:

The GiantDoucheInYourMothersMouthWhileTakingAShitInGilmoursChickenParmAndWatchHimEatIt