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McGovern beats the system ...again ;) - Dean Moxley McGovern - 10-08-2013
Sources indicate that Dean Moxley McGovern has once again emerged victorious in what is believed to be his 36th time beating child molestation or similar charges.
That's right baby I'm in the clear so have no fear. I wanted to send a quick shout out to all my peeps at the SexWF. I don't think I've ever been this happy to have beaten a child molestation case. My lawyer was able to turn that shiznit right around and now I'm being awarded money for my troubles! Can you believes this great country we live in? I'll bet that cute, sassy little Tommy is sorry he made up those mean lies about me. What a dick move, kid.
What's any of this have to do with the SexWF? Not a dang worth of Tang! I learned that one from my friend Billy and I'm not sure what it means but it sounds so cute. Aaaaaanyway guyz I'm just saying hello. Maybe I'll see you guys sooner than later if I decide not to get that sex change I was considering.
Ciao! ~Muah!~
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McGovern beats the system ...again ;) - Ann Thraxx - 10-08-2013
Oh, I just love it when
pop up and talk about their child molestation charges....*yaaaaaaaaaawn*
McGovern beats the system ...again ;) - Dean Moxley McGovern - 10-08-2013
- Uh huh huh, heh heh, hey Butthead it's funny you chose to concentrate on the molestation charges instead of the giant list of championship gold that magically followed my words.
I'd ask you to suck mah dick, but you are rocked. You are busted, gurl. You look like you took your own spiked breast plate to the face, triiiick.
You're old and ugly. Go away, Grandma.
McGovern beats the system ...again ;) - Hunter Payne - 10-08-2013
Payne: Your not anymore guilty than Casey Anthony or George Zimmerman.
-Hunter says with a ridiculous level of sarcasm in his voice-
OOC: Welcome back! Don't ever leave us again!
McGovern beats the system ...again ;) - Egyptian Snow Pharaoh - 10-09-2013
Oh, dear XWF... you continue to lower the bar at every turn. This fragile looking vagabond and apparent pedophile, Dean McGovern, is one of your past multi champions? I'm seriously starting to wonder about this land of extreme.