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Joy Memoirs #1 - Hunter Payne - 09-21-2013 JOY'S MEMOIRS -Joy is Payneless, and driving erratically in her pinked out car. Being the stereotypical valley girl that also happens to be a reckless driver (like all women). She seems to be texting a guy friend (Her Mister-ess perhaps?)- MEEP! MEEP! Joy: Fuck! Learn how to drive people! -Just as Joy said that, she pulled a quick U-turn with one hand on the wheel and the other on her phone- Joy: OHHH SHIT!!! I LOVE THIS SONG!!! Joy: "Just dance. Gonna be okay.Da-doo-doo-doo Just dance. Spin that record babe. Da-doo-doo-doo Just dance. Gonna be okay. Duh-duh-duh-duh Dance. Dance. Dance. Just dance." EEEERRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!! -Joy nearly gets in an accident- Joy: Watch the road Jackass!! -Joy continues driving right down the middle divider. Suddenly her phone rings...- Being a responsible driver, she let it go to voicemail.... NOT! Joy: Hello? -inaudible- Joy: Yeah, Well sorry. I just got to milk this thing a little bit longer, we almost got him right where we want him. -inaudible- Joy: Are you kidding me? He messed it up with me a longgg time ago... -inaudible- Joy: Of course, pretty soon it's just going to be Joy and... WWWWOOOOOO----WWWEEEEEWWWWW Joy: Damn, I just got pulled over... I'll call you later, Love youuu!!! Bye! -Joy parks, hitting the curb in the process- Joy: Oops. -Joy fixes her shirt, and by that I mean she reveals her cleavage. The cop takes his sweet time getting to the car.- Cop: Ma'am? Joy: Yes officer? -Joy making sure her cleavage was clearly visible- Cop: Uhh... Do you know why I pulled you over? Joy: I don't know. Why? Cop: Speeding, Driving recklessly, making an illegal u-turn, driving while using a cell phone, and parking next to a fire hydrant. -Joy looks at her passenger's mirror to see that she did in fact park next to a fire hydrant- Joy: Oh wow I did not see that. Cop: License and Registration ma'am. -He must be gay Joy thought- Cop: Where's a pretty woman like you rushing off to anyways? -GOT HIM!- Joy: Maybe I just trying to get a certain officer's attention. ;) Cop: Were you now?.. Well you shouldn't get a ticket just for that... -Yep, got him- Joy: Maybe you should give me a ticket with your number on it? ;) Cop: But I'm kinda... married... Joy: Oh, your wife shouldn't mind a little friendly competition. ;) -Homewrecking is a hobby of hers- Cop: Yeah your right. -The officer writes down his phone number and gives it to Joy. The succubus has struck again- Joy: Great, I'll give you a call... -She looks at the name and number- Joy: Tom... and thanks for letting me off with a warning, you're such a sweetheart! Cop: You have a great day now, I'll be expecting a call. Joy: Byeee! -Joy starts her car and continues to drive recklessly- Joy: What a sucker... speaking of which, I should probably give Hunter a call... -Joy gets out her phone and calls Hunter Payne, Restricted of course. Since it's Hunter, you can hear his voice unlike the other person- Payne: Hello? Joy: Heyy babe... Payne: Fuck! Joy: Are you still mad at me? Payne: Are you still a whore? Joy: STOP calling me a whore! Payne: Then STOP being a whore! Joy: Whatever, so where are you so we can meet up? Payne: I don't want to meet up with you! Joy: You don't have a choice. Remember our joint-contract? Plus we got another couples counseling session set up. Payne: Fuck, just pick me up at the hotel. Joy: Yay! Alright be in front! Love youuu! -Joy hangs up before Hunter can say anything- Joy: All these idiots! The thing nobody realizes here is that I am the one in control! Joy is running this show bitches! -We end outside, with a shot of Joy's car speeding into the distance-