It's me again, John Something Black with another horrible promo for your eyes witness once again. Don't worry, i'll leave you all alone once I finish taking on this Extreme Revolutionist guy on the 18. But, I like to say congratulations on Eli marrying this young vixxen named Le Wild. Let's hope this unholy union works out for them in the long run.


I am so jealous of this guy, he gets to bring his Shabba onto that chick who would call him Mr. Loverman after their long honeymoon somewhere in a cheap motel somewhere in a remote island.


Am I so jealous over that fact?


F Yes I am, let's hope I don't end up like one of the Hardyz who ruined Lita and Edge's wedding ceremony back in 2005. The thing that is different is the time period and I have no feelings for Le Wild minus what I am feeling down on my groin.


Will I Stop talking about it?


Unless I get married to Liz Hathaway on Shove It by 2019, then I shall remain a bit jealous over this man's bride to be on Wednesday.


Wait a minute, I just gotten off topic over this Eli's bride to be, I should head back into my soon to be opponent.


Troy Turner, you look like one of those guys who could get mugged so easily in daylight, and I think you are going get beaten by this Shabba on Warfare.


I don't have two bad B*****, one gold tooth, and two golden chains, nor eight gold rings on my fingers. All i have is my black fist ready to shut down one of dem Revolutionist like you Troy.

I am not afraid of you and your little crew, I'll see you on Eli's Wedding Day.


EORP