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Wooing Ms. Diaz - Rebel - 09-12-2013
The scene opens with Jonny Rebel walking down the halls of the Wednesday Warfare arena. But this isn't the normal Jonny Rebel. Instead of the normal jeans and t-shirt, with boots, Jonny is clad in a tuxedo. His beard is neatly trimmed and his hair is pulled back in a pony tail. He looks like he is going to meet the President or something.
There is also a big difference with Jonny Rebel. Around his waist is a championship belt. The Xtreme Championship belt to be exact. Jonny struts down the hall.
There is also a big difference with Jonny Rebel. Around his waist is a championship belt. The Xtreme Championship belt to be exact. Jonny struts down the hall.
Jonny rounds a corner and comes to an open door. In a chair, reading a book, is Jessie Diaz. Jonny Walks in and she sighs.
Jonny Rebel
Vous êtes aussi pur des montagnes enneigées de l'Alaska. Votre évitement constant de moi, ne me donne envie de vous connaître davantage.
Come on blue eyes, give me a chance.
Come on blue eyes, give me a chance.
Jonny stands and waits for the worst.
Wooing Ms. Diaz - Jessie-ica Diaz - 09-12-2013
God, he wasn't actually serious about this, was he? Part of me just wants nothing more than to punch a couple of his teeth down his throat. No, probably shouldn't try that.
"Wow, this is very flattering..."
No, it was fucking creepy. Why is he so blurry? Oh right, my reading glasses are still on. I take them off, and hold them in my hand.
"But, I'm just not into you."
So take the fucking hint already. I sit back down, wishing not to make any eye contact him, or to acknowledge him in any way, shape or form. Putting the glasses back on, I open the book, Max Berry's Jennifer Government to be exact, and continue right where I left off before I was so rudely interrupted.
Wooing Ms. Diaz - Rebel - 09-14-2013
Jonny, not put off by Jessie's actions, glances at her book.
George Orwell's 1984 is much better then what you are currently reading. But back to the matter at hand. What ARE you into then, Ms. Diaz?
Wooing Ms. Diaz - LJ Havok - 09-14-2013
LJ Havok is walking near by and hears the conversation and just has to stop after he hears Rebel's question.
If I had to guess..I would probably say chicks.
Havok smirks.
Week after week you do the same thing.. Just give it up because she's not going to.
Wooing Ms. Diaz - Ric Flair - 09-14-2013
Flair happens to be walking by and pokes his head into the doorway.
"Into chicks? Looks like me and miss Diaz may have something in common. WOOOOOOO!"
He holds his hand up in a 'call me' motion to Jessie and gives a wink before leaving.
Wooing Ms. Diaz - Jessie-ica Diaz - 09-14-2013
"Havok's interjection; unnecessary as it may be, is entirely accurate."
Yeah, that's all I need to say. Closing the book once more, and removing my glasses, I walk past him and out the door. I'm sure he's trying to catch up with me, but I don't fucking care.
Wooing Ms. Diaz - Liz Hathaway - 09-14-2013
Go home Flair, you're drunk.
Wooing Ms. Diaz - Scotty Guillermo - 09-14-2013
Scotty shows up and see's the rejected Rebel STILL trying to get Diaz's attention.
"Man, can't you tell she does not want to do anything with you?."
Then he looks at Richard Flair from a mile away.
"Holy Crap, it's that 16 time botching World Champ! How's your bankruptcy coming along?"
Scotty ended up looking at this fine domincana chick in his way.
"Umm...hey Liz...hope we can..uhh..hang out..sometime."
Then Scotty stands around still with his eyes fixed on Liz's eyes as the scene continues.
Wooing Ms. Diaz - Rebel - 09-14-2013
"Really Scotty? You talk about me trying to get the attention of Ms. Diaz. You don't stand a chance with Liz, man.
And to Jessie, I'm OK with you being with Liz possibly. I won't be jealous. The three of us could have a great time.
Wooing Ms. Diaz - Scotty Guillermo - 09-14-2013
"Slow your Role Xterme Champ, you think you can get with Liz & Diaz? ....Bullshit!"
Wooing Ms. Diaz - Liz Hathaway - 09-14-2013
This just got weird.
Wooing Ms. Diaz - Jessie-ica Diaz - 09-14-2013
"Very."
Hearing Rebel's remark, I couldn't help myself but to stop walking and turn back around on one heel.
"Hey Jonny! Three words. Go. Fuck. Yourself."
Pulling a notepad and pencil from my back pocket, I open it and flip through the first few pages. Stopping at a page that to the others would likely seem random, I scribble three letters and a hyphen to an excerpt two paragraphs in length:
L. I. Z.
So, that's what her name was. Flipping the book back closed, something tells me to stay around a little bit longer. It seemed like it would only get more interesting from here on out.
Wooing Ms. Diaz - LJ Havok - 09-14-2013
*Still observing this whole scenario Havok speaks up.*
Jesus Christ! I hit the jack pot. I get to watch not one but TWO train wrecks! Hot damn I'm lucky
Wooing Ms. Diaz - Liz Hathaway - 09-14-2013
Liz looks at LJ in disgust. She then turns her attention to the very beautiful Jessie Diaz. While staring at her out of the corner of her eye, Liz becomes nervous as to what her next move is. She looks at Rebel and Scotty.
Don't try to hard, just to get let down.
Liz turns around and begins to look engulfed in Jessie's beauty.
Wooing Ms. Diaz - LJ Havok - 09-14-2013
someone needs to start and HLA chant with me...like right now.
Wooing Ms. Diaz - Liz Hathaway - 09-14-2013
Liz pulls out a poster from her bag. And reveals it.
Here's some Homosexual Loving Action for ya LJ.
![[Image: 167517_res3_GuysKissing.jpg]](http://heddalettuce.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/167517_res3_GuysKissing.jpg)
Wooing Ms. Diaz - LJ Havok - 09-14-2013
Haha is that Luca and Madison? Why would you show me that?!
Wooing Ms. Diaz - Jessie-ica Diaz - 09-14-2013
"You asked for some HLA, did you not? That's definitely homosexual, I can sense the love, and that's certainly an action. It should check all of the boxes!"
Wooing Ms. Diaz - Scotty Guillermo - 09-14-2013
Scotty smiles at Liz who was engulfed in Diaz's beauty and speaks to her.
"Liz...if you want to come out of the closet...then hop on the gay train. The Mass Media would LOVE to know about your sexual oretnation, just look at Darren Young."
Scotty shrugs over Liz's comment as she was still focused on Diaz.
Wooing Ms. Diaz - Rebel - 09-14-2013
Jonny looks at Scotty.
"Go take a fucking bath man. You stink and your chasing the ladies away.
As for Ms. Diaz, she is just playing hard to get. Just look, she ends every promo with my name. She can't stop thinking about me, but doesn't want to hurt Liz's feelings. I understand ladies. We are all adults here. "
Wooing Ms. Diaz - Jessie-ica Diaz - 09-14-2013
Sigh.
Yeah, I literally just thought the word 'sigh.' Not even saying it aloud was enough for me. This is just getting painful.
"Hard to get? Impossible is a better word to use."
What was he getting at? Not wanting to hurt Liz's feelings? I look up from the ground, long enough to see her gaze fixed upon me. Wait a minute, she was, oh sweet lord. Don't do anything stupid, Jessie. You would have a whole lot of 'splainin' to do if you did.
Sigh (There it goes again!)
A whole lot.
Wooing Ms. Diaz - Ric Flair - 09-15-2013
Hearing Scotty's comment Flair decides to walk back and get in Scotty's face.
"That's right Scotty Gill, the 16 time world champion, count 'em baby, and how many do you have? That's what I thought as much money as I have in my bank account 0. WOOOOOO!"
Flair walks away again, with a big smile on his face.
Wooing Ms. Diaz - Liz Hathaway - 09-15-2013
Liz looking dissapointed at the idiocracy of pretty much everyone, shakes her head.
Do I even need to speak anymore?