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MY COCK IS HARD - Mr. XWF - 08-27-2013
Reports are making their way through the grapevine that Mr. XWF's cock is indeed, hard. Sources indicate there are no plans in progress for a reduction in hardness. People are urged to steer clear of "that boy with the big ol' dick" if they don't want to be pumped full of holes like swiss cheese. Mr. XWF went on record as saying:
I'm cumming to THUNDER BOWL and lighting that shit up like Christmas, bizzitch! MY COCK HAS NEVER BEEN HARDER!
MY COCK IS HARD - Mr. XWF - 08-27-2013
Yeah just as I thought AND ADMIRAL APPENDAGE MEANS JUST AS HE MOTHAFUCKIN THOUGHT, BIZZITCH! NOT A GOD DAMN ONE OF YOU CUP CAKE CROOKS CAN DO A DAMN THING ABOUT MY HARD COCK! YOU'RE ALL INCAPABLE!
MY COCK IS HARD - Peter Fn Gilmour - 08-27-2013
sadly we can't find it
RE: MY COCK IS HARD - Mr. XWF - 08-28-2013
(08-27-2013, 08:51 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: sadly we can't find it
Yeah buddy! Good luck finding it when it's in your damn mouth! You could put a fuckin' beached whale in your mouth and nobody'd be able to find the damn thing. Got any other wise cracks for The Most Sexifying Man In Water Sports? Next are you gonna claim that my cock's not in your mouth but instead is inside of Rose's ass again? Is THAT YOUR BIG COME BACK???
Let's put all this behind us. Aren't you tired of looking smaller than me? Aren't you sick of looking like an idiot anytime you try to address me? If you'll admit to having sex with me while we were in the same stable, I'll take you back. I'll take you home.
Extends hand to Peter. There is some brown crust on Mr. XWF's glove but that is to be expected, even with a sincere offer of friendship like this one.
MY COCK IS HARD - Peter Fn Gilmour - 08-28-2013
Peter looks at Mr XWF's hand then smiles wickedly. He puts on black gloves to not get a bad disease from the brown crusted glove that Mr. XWF probably shoved up his ass to check his prostate.
Peter shakes the hand of his former arch nemesis then proceeds to do break each one of Mr. XWF's fingers then shoves the broken fingers up his ass! peter then hits the DEATHSTRIKE and leaves Mr XWF a broken, bloody mess
dont fuck with me u piece of shit!
MY COCK IS HARD - Mr. XWF - 08-28-2013
OOOOH THAT'S IT!
TODAY I'M GOING TO DO THE ROSE SMITH TALK SHOW! LIVE AND UN CUT!
MY COCK IS HARD - Peter Fn Gilmour - 08-28-2013
and I'll be there by her side so she can tell the world the TRUTH that you are nothing more than a small dick wonder who wears a silver helmet to disguise his dismembered face, has a aids ridden dick and cant beat me 1 on 1!
now suck on that BITCH!
MY COCK IS HARD - Mr. XWF - 08-28-2013
But I beat you 1 on 1 a bazillion times, bro! WHAT DA FUCK?!
MY COCK IS HARD - Peter Fn Gilmour - 08-28-2013
so did I
MY COCK IS HARD - Rain - 09-07-2013
"so did i"
YOU BEAT YOURSELF!!!
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... sorry... had to.
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I meant... you beat yourself... off.
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My sense of humor is simply atrocious...