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He talks about the Gauntlet - "The Phantom" Jack Kronus - 07-30-2013
I woke up late again. It is, like, the third time this week? I don't know. Like my father used to say, "If you will regret it in the morning, sleep till noon." But I don't think I have anything to regret. Let's see. Wallet? Check. Iphone? Check. Car keys? Where did I left my car keys? Wait, I took the bus to get home! That means... Damn! I gave that hot blonde my keys! I have to stop going to these midnight parties...
I stood up and made my way to the bathroom. My house is a mess. Dirty clothes are scattered across the floor, remainings from fast food meals I had last week are hidden under my bed and I can barely move without stepping on a beer bottle. I made my way to the bathroom. God, it smelled. I can’t remember when was the last time that I cleaned it. I looked at the mirror. I couldn’t recognize myself. How did it come to this? I guess that it is true what they say about money and fame. They truly change a person’s life. I was washing my face when I suddenly felt dizzy. I felt everything spinning around me. I couldn't control my body and I felt my energies being drained. I tried to stay on my feet, but it was impossible. The last thing I remember wascollapsing to the floor.
"Wake up you lazy bum. "
I knew that voice. I could go deaf and I would still be able to recognize it. I looked at the door. There he was, leaning aganist the wall. He was wearing his usual combination of black leather jacket and ripped jeans. In his hand he had the toolbox were we used to store our lockpicking tools.
"Paradox? What are you doing here?"
"I was in town and decided to see my old friend. Man, what has happened to you? Your house is a mess, you have been arrested and I see no signs of your caf You aren't the same guy... Where is "The Phantom"?
"I don't know man, I guess I just got blinded by the fame... I was always on the road because of my matches at XWF, so when I finaly got a chance to get some vacation, I just went over the limit. My superstar status would get me into any club. It was like, a ticket to Heaven. But then I started losing matches, and each time, I would get more reckless about my career. Now look at me..."
"When was the last time you won a match?"
"Like, a month ago?"
"You see? You haven't won a match in a month! We have to get you on the right track again! What do you say? Let me make some phone calls and I will get you a studio to record your promos. We shall show them! Jack and Paradox together again!"
"Sounds good man! Thanks alot! I am going to take a shower. Text me with the location of the studio and I will be there in no time!"
Hours later...
"Hello XWF fans! I am Jack Kronus and I am here to announce that I will be making my return to the ring next Wednesday Warfare in a Gauntlet match for the 1# Contender for the X-treme championship. This will probably be my toughest fight yet, but I think I am up to the challange. I will enter this match in second place, and Ricky Desmond will be my first opponent. Ricky, I just wanted to wish you good luck, because I know you will need it. After all, what are you without your Connection friends? What if they suffer an "accident" and are unable to help you? You know what? F*ck it! Bring them all! I might leave the arena on a stretcher, but I swear that you won't leave it on your two feet either. As for the other competitors: Guy Toadie... How did you get a spot on this match? I guess they needed a 10th wrestler to call it a 10 Men Gauntlet. However, since you and Russelmania are everything but manly, I fear this match has become a 8 men Gauntlet. Wait, if you count out Christine Nash, it becomes a 7 men gauntlet! 7 real opponent. Since "The personification of failiure" Adam Rolins can't be considered a real opponent it actually is a 6 men gauntlet. But I fear that Andrew Boringson can't be considered a man either with an haircut like that one. The number of opponents worth caring about has just been halved. Salman Van Dam, Salvator and Peter Lake: Next Warfare, you will all learn the meanig of Extreme. There are pelty ofways for you to learn that: I can bust you wide open with a chair, I can powerbomb you throught a table, I can throw you off a ladder... Hell, I can even set you on fire! There is no limits for the amount of pain I will deliver in that Gauntlet. See you tomorrow!