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No Authors Note Required - Atara Raven - 08-19-2025
Corporation drones once again have invaded the Raven home, and this time actually make in inside. The kitchen is the scene and in front of her sink vehemently scrubbing pans is of course....
#Housewife Atty. Aggravated, she turns and her Aegean blues find the drone lens.
"Hello Doves, you'll have to forgive me. I'm busy and time is short so let's cut to the chase. I'm not even gonna pretend I grasp what the hell the Black Rainbow is other than some didactic gym rat twat with a Captain Kirk cadence attempting to get a tenure in Vegas playing Blue Man Charlie Manson.
I mean the general perception on socials and in general is, because ya know Gods keep Twitter accounts, it's some lesbian sex cult so forgive me if I don't approach this match with shakey knees and a sense of trepidation because...
Girls in leather. Whips & Chains. Oh my.
They don't...excite me.
Suck our collective assholes Charlie Shatner.
Anywho, being us humans have shatner'd on the narrative and made the Black Rainbow the butt of industry jokes...naturally they employ a swinging dick to cut off their nose to spite their own face because the solution from the big brained muscle mommy leperechaun at the end of the rainbow is...
Instead of an affluent, connected, lawyered to the teeth female no one takes seriously we'll send an affluent, connected, lawyered to the teeth male. They can't call it a lesbian sex cult anymore! It'll just be a sex cult and we'll show them how many steps ahead we really are!
We'll even give him his own echo chamber of soundboard sidekicks like Marisol and YouTube sensation Dr. Emily Reacts to Opponents with a WebMD diagnosis...and an episode of Scrubs for fun.
#Housewife Atty. Aggravated, she turns and her Aegean blues find the drone lens.
"Hello Doves, you'll have to forgive me. I'm busy and time is short so let's cut to the chase. I'm not even gonna pretend I grasp what the hell the Black Rainbow is other than some didactic gym rat twat with a Captain Kirk cadence attempting to get a tenure in Vegas playing Blue Man Charlie Manson.
I mean the general perception on socials and in general is, because ya know Gods keep Twitter accounts, it's some lesbian sex cult so forgive me if I don't approach this match with shakey knees and a sense of trepidation because...
Girls in leather. Whips & Chains. Oh my.
They don't...excite me.
Suck our collective assholes Charlie Shatner.
Anywho, being us humans have shatner'd on the narrative and made the Black Rainbow the butt of industry jokes...naturally they employ a swinging dick to cut off their nose to spite their own face because the solution from the big brained muscle mommy leperechaun at the end of the rainbow is...
Instead of an affluent, connected, lawyered to the teeth female no one takes seriously we'll send an affluent, connected, lawyered to the teeth male. They can't call it a lesbian sex cult anymore! It'll just be a sex cult and we'll show them how many steps ahead we really are!
We'll even give him his own echo chamber of soundboard sidekicks like Marisol and YouTube sensation Dr. Emily Reacts to Opponents with a WebMD diagnosis...and an episode of Scrubs for fun.
No one will notice and even if they do, will say it's a microcosm of our greatness and totes not a shit parody of ourself lead by a jobber in a *insert mainstream product placement* suit because all the best XWF boys wear *insert mainstream product* suits. All the best XWF me. Are super wealthy. Thaddeus Dukes. Centurion. James Raven.
James Raven.
James Raven.
Do I need to say it again Esquire.
Your little poll and statue stunt, your petty butt hurt bitch dominus that voted for my husband. You signed your death warrant and there is no amount of hired help, no by gone bullshit rule, no amount of lawyers that can me from you. This Goddess isn't coming for dreams. She's not interested sins. She's not coming for revolutions. She's coming for a busts weight in flesh.The scales will be evened or my maiden name was never Themis
Lastly, before you manipulative, affluent, connected, lawyered to the teeth, arrogant assholes thinking yourselves untouchable go back to snatchin up girls on Twitter take back to your dungeon fuck hole get any ideas on how to save your ass....
I can get Tribal really fucking quick.
But anywho...on a lighter note....
36. Darth Nihilus, Ghost face, or whatever the hell your aiming at and if there's anything left of you after Sarah gets done, I just wanna say before you go full Gandhi and starve yourself to death after losing another match on top of everything else I want to remind you...
....the Buddha voluntarily abandoned his family before he went on his spiritual journey and since I've already talked a little about perception do I really need to explain where I'm going with that?
I probably do because Karma from eating beef in India has most likely stuck one of RFK's brain worms in your head and it's leaking out of your ears already.
Actually, no. The brain worm had to come before that because how else do I rationalize the donkey piss you spew trying to sound profound, edgy and intimidating before getting slapped around by uh.....
Yeah I didn't look to far into your career because after two promos I assumed you were just Latoya Hix or the American Nightmare but ya know...with a mask.
And a dictionary.
That kind of shaped the rest of my perception of who and what you were about. You're just filler in this match. A lost, misplaced toy thrown in the box that gets lucky once or twice and gets some playtime. A puppy that lost its fluffy and cute that the kids lost interest in. Like a cheap can opener I bought once to make due before my electronic one came in. You were good for a few uses and now your just collecting rust in the bottom of the drawer until I happen to grab you to beat on the new one because I can't get it to work right then it's back to drawer...
Rinse and repeat until the pin holding you together completely falls out and it breaks in two and I throw you in the trash completely abandoning you.....
.....like your family did? Or Did they Buddha because I'm not sure?
What I am sure of 36, it's not a religious thing. It's definitely not my God at work so as a practicing Greek Orthodox Christian.
The real ones.
So like my husband's name and PVE, I've gonna put your can opening ass through the literal hell you only think you've lived.
Turning away from the drone, Atty focuses on the sink before letting out a howl and throwing two pieces of silver at the drone. Before it fizzles out her honeyed rasp curses.
"James I need a band aid! This fucking opener cut me again!"
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