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The Gorilla is looking for Holly Cambric and asks an adult human - A Literal Gorilla - 07-26-2025
Backstage, the gorilla is just wandering around, as it does. XWF management has underwent changes, but for some reason, nobody thought the gorilla was really an issue. It walks up to Solomon Kline, who seems to stand around backstage someplace with his Xtreme Championship an awful lot. Kline looks at the gorilla as it approaches. The gorilla holds his hand up his hand to the side of his face with a thumb up to his ear and a pinky towards his mouth. Kline understands the universal symbol for "phone" and pulls his out, lending it to the gorilla considering it can't get a good phone plan. Not even Boost mobile will let a gorilla sign a contract, and the last time the gorilla put on a people disguise it fell behind with his bill because he didn't believe in autopay. The gorilla fidgets with Kline's phone, then shows the Xtreme Champion a picture of Dr. Holly Cambric.
Kline points at the photo, then at the gorilla, not quite sure how much sense it would make to speak to a gorilla. The gorilla thumps his chest once.
Kline shakes his head, shrugging, yet prepared for the pin attempt from the gorilla. The gorilla shakes its head as well, shrugs, gingerly pinches Kline's left nipple, and wanders off in search of Dr. Holly Cambric.
RE: The Gorilla is looking for Holly Cambric and asks an adult human - SolemnIncline - 07-26-2025
Solomon looks on in stunned silence as ALG walks off, likely to ask someone else where Ms. Cambric is hiding. He wonders why the gorilla wants to see her. Is the Black Rainbow recruiting animals now? As he contemplates that, he kicks out a post to Blue Sky, humorously commenting on what just occurred. He checks his nipple to make sure it's still intact, as what seems like a light twist to a gorilla is actually really hard in human terms. He ponders that he may need to see a doctor too, but not Dr. Cambric. Never her. He thinks to himself, "Man, things really went to shit ever since Principle got put in a wheelchair. Security needs to tighten up. Where's Tommy Gunn when you need him?" He then contemplates what he'll eat for breakfast later and how best to topple two titans on the next edition of Warfare.
"Why are you still here?" He thinks. "I kicked out."