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Cowards In Boston - T.H.U.G.S - 06-16-2025
[It simply opens to a sesame street type of building, where we see JB, T, and Reg in muppet form sitting in front of an apartment steps, playing a game of spades, where JB was whooping them miraculously over it.]
JB: This is why i know im the shit at this game!
Reg: Whatever Puto! Round six thi—
T: Hey aren’t those the basturds messing with Elmo and the gang?
[Then they stop the game and headed to the park where muppet Basturds, are harassing the gang with no reason. Even one muppet that looked like Knuckles was shaking up Frogger for his lunch money, while muppet Bobby was trying to steal Oscar the grouch's trash lid. Then each guy had a weapon on em, JB had a bat. T with a Kendo Stick, and Reg with a wooden chair leg. As soon as they approved, they knocked the muppets Basturds silly. As they ran away, the sesame street gang cheered for them.]
Elmo: Thank you for helping us!
Miss Piggy: Yeah *snork*.... What Elmo said, that man wanted to turn me into bacon! I'm too pretty to be served on a platter!
[T then rubs his tummy, but Reg smacks him over the head with the stick to knock it off.]
Mr. Frogger: Thanks once again, should we gather into song?
[Cue the music montage, but JB halted the montage, then it shifts to live action thugs in the ring waiting to cut a promo.]
JB: (off camera) We on?... We are…cool.
[Then it shows a montage of Bobby and Thunder working as team, even some found footage of Brother Of Baddies were shown in the clips. Then a booming voice said, “But now… since THUGS stepped the fuck off BOB”... showing endless clips of THUGS breakin off the BOB patterns that lead to their one off reign as Madness/Genmi Tag champs under the Madness era. Fast forward to present, all three men sit in triangle formation as the camera panned to JB.]
JB: We had to show a little background on how we started this shit, I was the one who vouched for Anarchy to have some type of tag title to separate from main ones. I wasn’t lyin, i precidted the day will be a reality for us. You see, we are what stable or teammates we are, even if its unconventional; hell last week, we ended up doing a 3 on 2; was it far on them?
[Pans to T.]
T: Nope, that it wasn’t fair but who needs to be fair when you fight for something? We had to fight for the right to get our hands on our former brethrens who’d never give us a shot at those belts. I bet they wanted America Storm to win the qualifier to have a night off, because the team of Razor and Latoya would draw a moth to a flame. A quick title defense that has no merit, as they drain what is valuable within the Anarchy brand. Maybe, its just a joke, a ploy for us three to split a rental near Boston, which i covered this time around. So Reggie, how do you think we will fair in this Anarchy tag match, be honest!
[Then it pans to Reggie, who was tearing a photo of Knuckles and Bobby, then we see a small trash can where he dumps the 8x10s, and lit it on fire. As the flame rises, he speaks.]
Reggie: Who cares what I think onto this match, its pretty much a nail in the coffin for us. What i will say is this, does it matter who comes out of this match alive? Because, you see i want they blood on my hands, and I know full well that comes with the territory; having a knock off trailer park boy and a once masked video game rassler to some obscure Weatherman-esque man in the ring with us? Man, all I know is for the simple fact that when we arrive in that ring, there will be chaos and bloodshed to make the whole stadium turn into that one scene from Substance!
T: What scene is that?
Reg: Bitch blows into bits onto the walk of fame, just like those two will be by our hands. The main difference is, we aren’t body swappin every seven days, and we can actually terminate their reign on a whim. Bobby and Knux, be ready for a fight to defend those belts because we will bring them back in Tommy’s rental car by the end of the night.
T: Lets keep it real, those belt belong to us because we are what a team is all about, damn the numbers, damned that its solely for tag teams instead of trios. Yo JB, tell bout that time you had to ditch those trio belts.
JB: Long story long, i was apart of non BOB pre Vinnie Lane ownership with two dudes and a leader who wasn’t able to hold his end of the had, The Black Circle, was once a name i thought had chance to break heights within the fed, but that was aborted when we had to defend those trio belts that weren’t pot to piss in. I told my ass, “fuvk trios of lazy MF..i anit finna roll wit nobody…”; three or five years in the game, i managed to get Tommy and Reggie to bring the noize within this whole tag team shit.
[Then comes a montage of the trio involved with some wins, loses, and singles gold reigns in the fed. Then it cuts to Bobby and Knuckles, then it shifts back to the trio in the ring but this time they are standing behind the lit up trash can.]
JB: Knuckles and Bobby, even though we were roadies for the BOB affiliation, had pass convos in the backstage a couple of time, or even had the chance to fight one of you at various points in our storied career in the XWF. Time will tell who’s gonna bring the heat, into this Tag title for Anarchy. It started off as a backhanded comment, now turned into a real thing. A think that I, Tommy, and Reggie would want to share the belts with. We are the ghetto version of the Freebirds without the Jack Daniels and a fanny pack on our waist. As we get to Boston, we will make sure to explore the town, eat they foods, and overall have a blast.
You see people, even if they walk out with the strap…who else they gonna duke it out with? I know in these fans eyes, American Storm isn’t going to be the dream team to get the green. Not a diss just a fact, and well as we contitune on our journey for Anarchy; we seek to fuck up the program, make those bastards run off to Warfare, as this is our turf, our own corner block, our own den of misfits and degreneates. We aren’t going to win, but we will make sure that they won’t walk out of that arena, come hell or high water. The day will come when THUGS will usher in a new era of chaos and misfits agendas. Y’all got any more to say.
[T shook his head no, but Reggie did.]
Reg: Seamos claros, quiero que sepan que les daremos una paliza, o en este caso, lo que afirmaré es que les daremos una paliza.
Entraremos al ring, pero solo uno de nosotros se llevará el cinturón a casa. Seremos nosotros. Seremos nosotros.
Su fin está cerca, así que despídanse del cinturón y de la dignidad. Si ambos logran retener el título, terminarán en nuestra lista negra.
[From there it simply fades into the XWF logo, no frills, just tha real shit. Tha End.]