Y'ALREADY KNOW MY MOTIVATIONS AGAINST SY FUR - Printable Version +- X-treme Wrestling Federation (https://xwf99.com) +-- Forum: Pay Per View Boards (https://xwf99.com/forumdisplay.php?fid=125) +--- Forum: Ides of March 2025 RP Board (https://xwf99.com/forumdisplay.php?fid=221) +--- Thread: Y'ALREADY KNOW MY MOTIVATIONS AGAINST SY FUR (/showthread.php?tid=48688)

Y'ALREADY KNOW MY MOTIVATIONS AGAINST SY FUR - YALL_KNOW_WHO - 03-24-2025 ”HAHA! SY FUR!” From his pocket, YKW retrieves… …He flips front to back, in one fell swoop! ”FORSOOTH!” YKW declares, before tossing the book away. ”FANS, WRESTLERS, MANAGERS! LEND THINE EARS! I COME TO PRAISE SY FUR! NOT TO BURY HIM! HE WHO CLAIMS I’VE WRONGED HIM? I’LL BLESS HIS JOURNEY! SO BE IT WITH SY FUR! FOR SY FUR DECLARETH ‘TIS I WHO COST HIM HIS OPPORTUNITY FOR THE XWF ROTATION CHAMPIONSHIP! THE BELT THAT SPINNETH, YET REMAINETH IN PLACE! SY FUR PROCLAIMETH THAT I ROBBED HIS RIGHTFUL TITLE! IT MUST BE SO! FOR SY FUR SAYETH HE IS DESERVING! THUS, SY FUR MUST BE DESERVING! …YET… WAS HE SO DESERVING WHEN, AT SNOW CHANCE IN HELL, SY FUR LOST HIS LETHAL ‘LEVEN-WAY CONTENDERSHIP MATCH AGAINST ‘SKIPPIN’ SCOOTIE PIPPEN? NAY! SURELY, SY FUR MUST BE DESERVING! FOR SY FUR SAYETH HE IS DESERVING! HENCE WHY HE FOUGHT SYNO’NYM THE FOLLOWING ANARCHY? …NAY! SY FUR TRAPPED DEAR SCOOTIE ON THE BLOCKCHAIN, STEALING PIPPEN’S MATCH VIA ILL-GOTTEN GAIN… …BUT… DISREGARD HIS LACK OF EARNING! SURELY, SY FUR MUST BE DESERVING! FOR SY FUR SAYETH HE IS DESERVING! …YET! CONTEMPTIBLE YET! SY FUR RECEIVED ONE MORE GIFT MOST VITAL! TO COMPETE FOR THIS, HIS STAR-CROSSED TITLE! …YET! SY FUR CLAIMS I STOLE THAT CHANCE! PILFERED! PLUNDERED! PURLOINED! I STOLE HIS CHANCE TO DANCE PERCHANCE BY… …PLAYING A GENTLE MELODY? MY THEME ESTOPPED HIS VICTORY!?! IT MUST BE SO! FOR SY FUR CLAIMS HE IS DESERVING! …YET! I MUSE… SY FUR TRICKS? A TREAT. SY FUR’S TRICKED? A CHEAT! …IT ONLY MAKETH SENSE. IF SY FUR. IS NO DESERVING MAN! HYPOCRITE! CHARLATAN! FRAUD! SHAM! PRETENDER! DECEIVER! A PLAGUE UPON YOUR HOUSE, SY FUR! MAY YOU NE’ER RECEIVE YOUR BELT OF ROTATION! AT THE KING’S TOURNEY? I’LL PROVE YOU’RE LILLY-LIVERED VIA DEMONSTRATION!”