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ANARCHY - 12/19/24 OPT IN - "The Bashmaster" Barry Masterson - 11-25-2024
Forget what you thought you knew.
Anarchy is now an OPT-IN program! You don’t need to be a current member of the Anarchy roster to join the chaos.
This episode features:
More Bashmaster Classic Qualifier Matches: What is the Bashmaster Classic? Even The Bashmaster isn’t sure… but trust us, it’s bound to be legendary.
ALSO!
The Anarchy Championship will be on the line!
So opt in below, or opt-out if you're currently on the roster and do not wish to be booked.
All RPs are 1K word limit.
RE: ANARCHY - 12/19/24 OPT IN - Atara Raven - 11-25-2024
In!
RE: ANARCHY - 12/19/24 OPT IN - Madison Dyson - 11-25-2024
In for the Bashmaster Classic. I'm betting the grand prize is a pony.
RE: ANARCHY - 12/19/24 OPT IN - aurora - 11-25-2024
Dominick Strife is in please and thank you
RE: ANARCHY - 12/19/24 OPT IN - Dick Powers - 11-25-2024
Bashmaster was my nickname is college!
IN!
RE: ANARCHY - 12/19/24 OPT IN - Razor - 11-25-2024
American nightmare and Michael Graves
RE: ANARCHY - 12/19/24 OPT IN - Roger - 11-25-2024
(11-25-2024, 01:58 PM)Dick Powers Said: Bashmaster was my nickname is college!
IN!
"Hello Dick of Power my name is Roger and I think it is a mighty coincidence that Bashmaster was your nickname in college because it was also my nickname in kindergarten because I was the master of getting bashed and that was what inspired me to learn to have a wrestle so that I could master the bashings from the other side of the equation and become the basher rather than the basher and so that inspiration has led me to here and now where I think this mighty coincidence means we should have a bash on the Thursday that is fully of anarchy.
Thank you for listening to my suggestion."
RE: ANARCHY - 12/19/24 OPT IN - Mr. Oz - 11-25-2024
In.
RE: ANARCHY - 12/19/24 OPT IN - aurora - 11-25-2024
(11-25-2024, 01:58 PM)Dick Powers Said: Bashmaster was my nickname is college!
IN!
I thought you were dead..?
RE: ANARCHY - 12/19/24 OPT IN - Madison Dyson - 11-25-2024
(11-25-2024, 03:40 PM)aurora Said:(11-25-2024, 01:58 PM)Dick Powers Said: Bashmaster was my nickname is college!
IN!
I thought you were dead..?
Clearly he got better.
RE: ANARCHY - 12/19/24 OPT IN - Dick Powers - 11-25-2024
(11-25-2024, 02:16 PM)Roger Said:(11-25-2024, 01:58 PM)Dick Powers Said: Bashmaster was my nickname is college!
IN!
"Hello Dick of Power my name is Roger and I think it is a mighty coincidence that Bashmaster was your nickname in college because it was also my nickname in kindergarten because I was the master of getting bashed and that was what inspired me to learn to have a wrestle so that I could master the bashings from the other side of the equation and become the basher rather than the basher and so that inspiration has led me to here and now where I think this mighty coincidence means we should have a bash on the Thursday that is fully of anarchy.
Thank you for listening to my suggestion."
... Ew.
Also, yes, I got better thank you all for your concern and I am sorry for your deep, deep sadness while I was in heaven banging biblically accurate angels.
Kisses!
RE: ANARCHY - 12/19/24 OPT IN - Mark Flynn - 11-25-2024
(11-25-2024, 02:04 PM)Razor Said: American nightmare and Michael Graves
'The Dark Warrior' walks through the backstage area of the makeshift arena at Three Mile Island, his Anarchy title belt hanging over his shoulder, flanked on both sides by his students... Miss Furry, Peter Parkor, sporting a huge lump on the side of his head... and, hey, Mark Flynn's number one fan, Irwin! What's he doing in the Gravy boat?!?
Regardless, the foursome is about to disappear into Graves's dressing room!
"Excuse me! Mister... er, Graves!"
'Graves' stops... as XWF's #1 reporter, Steve Sayors, jogs up behind him!
"Excuse me, sir! The 'American Nightmare' Razor Blade just challenged you next Anarchy! And the Bashmaster has already announced that the Anarchy Title will be on the line!"
...A vein bulges visibly through 'The Dark Warrior's mask.
"Razor Blade? Jesus Chr-IST! How many fucking title matches does this MORON think he deserves?!?"
'Dark Warrior' sticks out his fingers...
"He's gotten title shots on Warfare! On Anarchy! On GODDAMNED PAY-PER-VIEW!"
'Graves' shakes his head and spins toward the camera.
"Matter of fact... Production team! Put on the screen every title opportunity Razor's gotten in the last twelve months... And, for flavor, add what the result of that opportunity was for our ol' pal, Razor!"
Quote:Razor's Title Opportunities in 2024
1/14/24 --> Warfare --> X-Treme Title shot - vs - Dionysus (L)
3/14/24 --> Anarchy --> Triple-Threat #1 contender's match for future title opportunity (L)
4/6/24 --> Warfare --> TV Title shot - vs - Cyph3r and Jason Cashe (L)
4/12/24 --> Anarchy --> Over-the-Top-Rope Battle Royal for a Revolution Title Shot (L)
6/2/24 --> The Revelry --> Tag-Title Match - vs - Ned Kaye and Prince Adeyemi w/ Latoya Hixx (L)
8/5/24 --> Warfare --> Tag-Title Match - vs - Ned Kaye and Mark Flynn w/ Latoya Hixx (L)
8/8/24 --> Anarchy --> Over-the-Top-Rope Battle Royal for the Anarchy Title (L)
9/5/24 --> Anarchy --> Revolution Title shot - vs - Matthias Syn (L)
9/21/24 --> Anarchy --> #1 Contender's Match - vs - Aurora and Lucy Wylde w/ Latoya Hixx(L)
10/21/24 --> Warfare --> TV Title shot - vs - Mastermind (L)
"Ten chances!"
"TEN LOSSES!"
'Graves' pinches the bridge of his nose.
"And this MOTHERFUCKER wants shot number ELEVEN?!?"
"This stupid fucking prick just sat backstage, twiddling his thumbs, as an exciting new generation of the XWF waged WAR GAMES!"
"And this fucking CLOD! This SIMPLETON! Expects just hop to the front of the line and get SHOT NUMBER ELEVEN..."
...
'Graves' runs his hand over his face mask, exasperated...
...
And then...
A smile spreads across his face.
"Okay."
"Y'know what? Fine."
"One more match."
"One more chance for Razor Blade to win championship gold."
...
'Graves' leans toward the camera.
"But IF you lose, Razor?"
...
'Graves shakes his head.
"Strike that."
"WHEN you lose."
...
"That's it."
"You're done."
"...You keep your spot on the roster."
"Cuz the wrestling union would never take from a man his right to work."
"But WHEN you lose."
"You will NEVER..."
"EEEEEEEEEVER."
"Get another title opportunity."
"For the rest of your XWF career."
...
"Still want a shot, Razor?"
"After all. You just keep lobbing bombs at your superiors. At the actual fucking champions working at this company."
"While you half-ass it week-in and week-out and get handed title shot after title shot..."
"Over more deserving workers than you."
...
"Consider this a kindness to the roster."
"A charitable service from your ol' pal, Gravy."
"Because once Razor is stripped from his ability to steal opportunities from more deserving talent?"
"This place will truly thrive!"
"The true workers will actually have space on the ladder to climb! To succeed!"
"Once we strip the leeches and parasites from the body of the workers."
"Nothing can stop us."
'Graves' disappears behind the door to his locker room with his entourage.
"C'mon, Razor."
"You want to keep playing with the big boys?"
"Put some goddamn chips on the table."
'Graves' shuts the door behind him.
RE: ANARCHY - 12/19/24 OPT IN - "Cavortin'" Jake Borden - 11-25-2024
"...Yip."
RE: ANARCHY - 12/19/24 OPT IN - Charlie Nickles - 11-25-2024
Gimme Dyson
RE: ANARCHY - 12/19/24 OPT IN - SummerPage - 11-26-2024
I’m in
RE: ANARCHY - 12/19/24 OPT IN - Madison Dyson - 11-26-2024
(11-25-2024, 08:11 PM)Mark Flynn Said: A sperg making bad choices.
So let me get this straight Captain Neurodivergent. Your plan to punish Razor Blade includes giving him one last shot at exactly what he wants?? Let's call a spade a spade here, you're just looking for another gimme after that, whatever the fuck it was, at War Games. Don't get me wrong, I'm as sick and tired of this
's entitlement as anyone, but can't we punish him without wasting yet another title shot on him? Christ!Oh, and hey Chuck. Didn't know you were such a massochist.
RE: ANARCHY - 12/19/24 OPT IN - Charlie Nickles - 11-26-2024
(11-26-2024, 01:59 PM)Madison Dyson Said:(11-25-2024, 08:11 PM)Mark Flynn Said: A sperg making bad choices.
So let me get this straight Captain Neurodivergent. Your plan to punish Razor Blade includes giving him one last shot at exactly what he wants?? Let's call a spade a spade here, you're just looking for another gimme after that, whatever the fuck it was, at War Games. Don't get me wrong, I'm as sick and tired of this
Oh, and hey Chuck. Didn't know you were such a massochist.
Blah blah blah stuff the engineer’s cock back in your mouth. Your promos are more entertaining when he’s the one talking. I guess you should’ve used him more for Wargames.
RE: ANARCHY - 12/19/24 OPT IN - Mark Flynn - 11-26-2024
(11-26-2024, 01:59 PM)Madison Dyson Said: So let me get this straight Captain Neurodivergent. Your plan to punish Razor Blade includes giving him one last shot at exactly what he wants?? Let's call a spade a spade here, you're just looking for another gimme after that, whatever the fuck it was, at War Games. Don't get me wrong, I'm as sick and tired of this
"Oh! Hey! Look at that!"
"Madison Dyson!
"The last Anarchy champ!"
"The one I beat back-to-back matches to score this sweet, sweet spot!"
'Graves' snaps his fingers to kick in his memory.
"Yeah, yeah!"
You're the same lady who, since losing to ME..."
"Has been running around, begging for title matches..."
"Harrassing names like..."
"Mastermind."
"James Shark."
"And, now, Serenity Holmes! Who doesn't even HAVE a title! She's just a *vaguely* new person!"
...
"Maddy? Pumpkin?"
"Do you really wanna shoot your mouth off about challenging people FAR... FAAAAAAAAAR below your weight class?"
"Or do you have the fucking intellectual depth perception to comprehend that YOU might actually get some of the title matches you keep barking over..."
"If this fucking asshole Razor gets RESOLVED TO A PERMANENT END."
Can't keep hopping in line with two broken legs!"
'Graves' taps the side of his head.
"Here's a concept, Madaroo."
"Maybe try, ONE TIME, thinking before you speak."
RE: ANARCHY - 12/19/24 OPT IN - Charlie Nickles - 11-27-2024
(11-26-2024, 04:48 PM)Mark Flynn Said:(11-26-2024, 01:59 PM)Madison Dyson Said: So let me get this straight Captain Neurodivergent. Your plan to punish Razor Blade includes giving him one last shot at exactly what he wants?? Let's call a spade a spade here, you're just looking for another gimme after that, whatever the fuck it was, at War Games. Don't get me wrong, I'm as sick and tired of this
"Oh! Hey! Look at that!"
"Madison Dyson!
"The last Anarchy champ!"
"The one I beat back-to-back matches to score this sweet, sweet spot!"
'Graves' snaps his fingers to kick in his memory.
"Yeah, yeah!"
You're the same lady who, since losing to ME..."
"Has been running around, begging for title matches..."
"Harrassing names like..."
"Mastermind."
"James Shark."
"And, now, Serenity Holmes! Who doesn't even HAVE a title! She's just a *vaguely* new person!"
...
"Maddy? Pumpkin?"
"Do you really wanna shoot your mouth off about challenging people FAR... FAAAAAAAAAR below your weight class?"
"Or do you have the fucking intellectual depth perception to comprehend that YOU might actually get some of the title matches you keep barking over..."
"If this fucking asshole Razor gets RESOLVED TO A PERMANENT END."
Can't keep hopping in line with two broken legs!"
'Graves' taps the side of his head.
"Here's a concept, Madaroo."
"Maybe try, ONE TIME, thinking before you speak."
Didn’t you used to be a Korean? Damn, the XWF has changed a lot in my absence.
RE: ANARCHY - 12/19/24 OPT IN - Matthias Syn - 11-27-2024
I'm in
RE: ANARCHY - 12/19/24 OPT IN - Tommy Wish - 11-27-2024
In.
RE: ANARCHY - 12/19/24 OPT IN - Danny English - 11-28-2024
on behalf of Lucky Louis - in
RE: ANARCHY - 12/19/24 OPT IN - Marisol Vilaro - 12-03-2024
Out sorry if this is late have some things going on.