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A Cold Blooded Leap -the end- - Dolly Waters - 07-19-2024 where we last left off Fuckin’ Ronald Reagan?! Who else were you expecting, Misty? The Devil? Close enough. I expected someone who could cash-in on these offerings, and grant me the power to win this match at Leap of Faith! The decayed, demon Reagan drops the costume and dusts off his scorched pinstripe suit. Well, thanks to you I have cashed-in, Misty. I’ve parlayed your sacrifices to the true Lord of darkness, and now, if you’ll excuse me- I have a movement to reclaim. Whoa, whoa, whoa, not so fast. Misty grabs Regan by the shoulder as he tries to brush past her, I’ll remind you Misty, that your father Pop Waters was a great, red blooded conservative American who supported our cause! This is just me fulfilling the promises I made to the American people And what promise was that? To Make America Great Again! Those weak, snowflake reactionaries on the right have taken my vision for a true fascist America, and reduced it to a bleeding Palestinian vagina. And that stuffy-nosed, doofus criminal who they’ve chosen to lead MY cause, is on the precipice of losing again to a walking skeleton. I can’t let this embarrassment go on any longer. The sad state of these AI offerings you’ve brought me from the XWF tells me all I need to know about the state of our country and our culture. Whiney, undercover femboy leftists who sulk and sob, and haven’t worked an honest day's work in their lives. ENTITLED! Just like Donald Trump. He preaches the Christian word of providential America, just as our founders envisioned, but deep down he wants 70 year olds to retire with Social Security! That’s Communism! Reagan again goes to step away from Misty, but she holds onto his shoulder, You know, I was worried that you might not accept these scrubs in my Leap of Faith match, so I came with a counter offer- Don’t you get it? I have nothing to offer you, I’m on my way to hire an assassin who can actually hit the mark, I don’t have time for negotiations with wrestling terrorists. But ya see, that’s just the thing! Misty pulls down another black drape I think I’ve crafted just what you need and motions her arm out to A true patriot! Mark Flynn! The AI Mark Flynn emerges from the shadows of the black drape. Outside of the additional appendages, and the wandering eyeball, he’s truly a fine specimen indeed. I bring to you the epitome of red blooded delusion and sycophancy, Mark Flynn! If there’s one guy you want pulling the trigger on the MAGA movement, it’s this guy. A meticulous strategist who obsesses over meaningless detail. Exactly the type of mind that is susceptible to all of the dog whistling and manipulation yer’ willing to dole out. A man who would burn down the entire wrestling industry if ever given the green light by his boss Theo. And it’s perfect too, because he’s an obedient little stooge, a grade-A freikorps who muddles the meanings of glory and duty together. Begging to work for the same people he wishes to rule. The type of mind who you can write off as sick, and lock away for good after the deed is done. You don’t say? A true patriot, huh? Uh, yeah! A former drug addict war veteran too! That’s only partly true Give me back the power from my sacrifices to The Lord, and I’ll give you AI Mark Flynn, the perfect sociopath to unleash yer’ fiendish plot! What’s in it for you, Waters? The strength defeat my opponents in the Leap of Faith match- and to use that 24/7 case to cash-in on the new Universal Champion, the real Mark Flynn. I don’t know- Mr. President, the wrestling industry and the conservative movement walk hand in hand. If we let this current state of the false MAGA Demon Reagan spits, continue to be distanced from this limp wristed, done to death love stories in XWF that are turning all of our audience into commies, then I’m afraid the conservative movement will lose professional wrestling to these liberals forever! And once I win the 24/7 case, and cash in on Mark Flynn, the man will shell up, and move on to upper management like a sad the sad little conformist that he is… we of the REAL MAGA movement will never be able to utilize his pathetic abilities again. That is unless, you take my offer, and take this beautiful alternative. Demon Reagan circles arlound the AI Mark Flynn, He sure is ugly Well, it’s pretty tough competition when he’s standing next to a man as powerful and handsome as you, Mr. President Easily manipulated, you say? Sir, he let Michael Graves murder innocent children on live television That’s not entirely true either. Here’s the question you have to ask yer’self, Mr. President: Do you want a man like this, empowered by another championship run, to be roaming the American streets as a free, confident man? Ripe of the picking to be drawn against your TRUE MAGA movement? Or would rather grant me the power to defeat him once and fer’ all, while yer’ given the gift of his AI Clone, who will do whatever you command of him? If you give me even half of the strength that The Lord granted you with my sacrifices, then you’ll still have enough power to return to Earth, claiming your throne as the one, true, dark messiah, and I’ll have everything I need to capture the XWF at Leap of Faith, and swearing my allegiance to you! Demon Reagan smiles, and so it was done. He grants Misty the power to win at Leap of Faith and cash-in the Universal Title. But as the darkness faded, revealing AI Flynn, Misty and Demon Reagan to be standing in a church within the Vatican City- AI Mark Flynn freaks out, terrified of the magic. He reaches out and grabs Demon Reagan by the neck, snapping it in a 360, and running into the streets screaming. The camera pans close to Misty’s face as she smiles. Mark Flynn… at Leap of Faith I’m getting handed the Universal Championship, and yer’ gonna’ be the one warm it up fer’ me. Oooooh Yeeeeah!