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THE WORLD, ACCORDING TO SID - CTN - 08-02-2023   “I NEARLY PISSED MYSELF LAUGHING WHEN I SAW EDWARD ABOUT TO CRY OVER THOSE STUPID MONKEY HEADS!” Sidney snickered as she looked at her therapist, Doctor Recker.  “I know you couldn’t tell from the camera angle, but I could barely hang on for the pin.”   The Doctor shook his head.  “Sidney, that Oswald person killed those poor animals.”   Sid stroked her chin in thoughtful contemplation.  “You know, I am pretty sure he actually did that for me.  I mean, after I beat him on the way to becoming Lady King, he told me that he would be there for me.”   He arched his brow quizzically.  “Through primate assassination?”   “I’m not going to complain…” Sid said, “…some girls only get flowers.”   Doctor Recker gave a hard sigh.  “I don’t condone what he did…no one should, but your reaction to it makes me think that this friend of yours is…”   “HE’S NOT MY FUCKING FRIEND!” Sid exploded.   An uncomfortable silence settled on the room as the two stared at one another.  The Doctor was the first to break the quiet.  “That’s quite a reaction.  I only said that he could be a friend.”   Sid rolled her eyes.  “Oz isn’t a friend…he’s just a hanger on! They all are!”  She smirked as she sat back, folding her arms.   Recker mirrored Sid’s posture, taking in her defensive body language. “Have you had a single friend since Gina Van Zyl?”   Sid’s jaw clenched at the mention of her one-time friend who had been the catalyst for Sid losing the Anarchy and Universal Championships.  “This isn’t about Gina!”   “Really?” He answered.  “So, how many friends do you have?”   Sid started to say the name of Jay Omega, but she closed her mouth.  She had ruined any possibility of a continued friendship after sabotaging him and the rest of her team at War Games.  Sid snorted, putting on a false face as she did.  “I don’t need anyone orbiting around me…stealing from me…pretending to care about me!”  She batted her lashes at him.  “Unless you want to be my friend?”   Doctor Recker cleared his throat. “Well, I’m your therapist.  Anything more would be a conflict of interest and would run counter to our goal of getting you to a happier place.”   “Yours or mines?” She asked, purring as she gave him a smokey look through narrowed eyes.   The Doctor sighed as he tried a different approach.  “Maybe I am going about this all wrong.  We are going to try something different…”   “It’s about time!”  Sid started to unbutton her top.   Recker held up his hand.  “No…not that.”  He shook his head as Sid pouted. “I think that just talking about issues isn’t going to work for you.  You’re a woman of decisive action.  I think the way ahead here is through action.”  He paused, considering his patient carefully.  “I'm going to give you a task. I want you to go out this week, make a new friend, and bring them back here for our next session.”   Sid laughed.  “Piece of cake!”   The Doctor added, “It can’t be anyone you employ, like Ms. Chow or Ms. Shock.”   Sid narrowed her eyes for a moment, then suddenly brightened.  “Fine!”   The Doctor again added, “It also can’t be a fan.  It needs to be someone you’ve taken the time to get to know and who’s taken the time to get to know you.”   “Jesus!” Sid said as she rubbed her hands down her face.  “I’m not sure a career in the XWF is worth all this.”   He smiled as he signed off on verification of her visit and handed it to her.  “Trust me Sidney.  This will all be worth it to you in the end.  You’ll see.”  Sid snatched the paper out of his hand, pausing to stare at him for a moment, waiting to see if this was all a joke.  He signed deeply and pointed at her.  “And please remember…no drinking.”   Sid swore under her breath as she turned on her heel and stormed out.   [TO BE CONTINUED]      I should be pleased with myself for doing exactly what I said I would by beating the three ‘top’ wrestlers on Anarchy, but I’m NOT…and does anyone know WHY?!  Look no further than our main event where you will see not one, but TWO of the people I beat last week wrestling for an opportunity that I should have earned already by pinning the Champion!   Tell me, what’s the criteria for challenging for the Anarchy Title?  Is it the ability to crash through the announce table like a sack of potatoes or is it repeatedly losing to me in matches?  I mean, that MUST be it since that is all that Molly Bones or Chelsea LeClone have done!    I know what this is…the idiot booker knows that as soon as I get an opportunity that Anarchy Title will be right back around my waist and as soon as that happens…I’ll be recalled to Prime Time to dominate once again and become Universal Champion!  It’s inevitable, and they know that it will be the end of Anarchy.   So…instead of giving the fans what they want and me what I deserve, I’m forced into a match that I can’t plan or prepare for.  I should be facing EDWARD and beating him for MY title that he has smeared in a mixture of shame and monkey shit!   Thank God Oz dealt with at least ONE of those problems.   So, it falls to me to carry the show on my back while a pair of idiots who couldn’t lace my boots try to carry the main event of MY goddamn show!  Well, that’s fine…let Molly and Chelsea have my spot because when I come for it, I’ll retire their asses like I retired Ruby and Centurion!  Barnes can go back to begging on the streets for bangers and mash and LeClair can go back to getting mashed and banged on the streets!   Mark my words…