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Roger - Roger - 06-20-2023
Roger
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Wrestler's Real Name: Roger
Wrestler Age/Date of Birth: 29 February 1984
Height: 5 foot 7
Weight: 141 pounds
Hometown: I go to sleep in a wee little town called foggy London
Alignment (Face? Heel? Antihero?): I have one face and two heels and I'm 39% sure that is the correct number of heels to have but a little more confident about the number of faces
Pic Base: This is a hard question to answer because I have been told it changes depending on what angle you look at me from. For example, from the front I have been told I look like hilarious English comedian James Acaster, but from the back I have been told I look like hilarious english comedian James Acaster, but from the side I have been told I look like "Oh my god, what the heck is that? Hey Darryl, can you come and squash this bug with your flip flop? It's disgusting! Oh wait, don't hit it! That's just Roger! Mummy loves you dear, I hope you had fun at the park."
Backstory/Important Character Details: I had a murder of all of that bitch Joseph Gordon-Levitt's evil animal army and then saved all of the darling children of the world from his New Year's Evil necromancy ceremony where he would use their souls to resurrect Marilyn Monroe and make the sex on her and fulfil the Hollywood prophecy to rule the world. As it would turn out, that bitch Joseph Gordon-Levitt is my half-brother and my mummy had 24 other Rogers and 24 other Josephs and now he and I need to unite our powers to find them all so we can avenge her from the wicked spell that exploded her into butterflies.
Strengths: Stopping necromancy plots, walloping things with my warhammer, perfectly trimmed toenails
Weaknesses: Suplexes, Normal-type Pokemon, Dairy
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Entrance Theme Music (Provide YouTube link as well as name and version): I like that one song that asks about letting the dogs out because it takes me back to that time in my life where somebody let the dogs out and it was a great mystery as to who did it.
Ring Entrance (PLEASE write one out for use in match/show writing): I am brave and heroic now so I no longer get spooked when the sparkly sparklers go off behind me while I have a walk to the ring.
In-Ring Style (Technician? High Flyer?): I can have a wrestle with anybody but if I had to pick my most favourite style it would have to be thumb wrestling.
10 or More Standard Moves:
1. left
2. right
3. forward
4. backward
5. diagonal forward and a bit to the left
6. diagonal forward and a bit to the right
7. diagonal backward and a bit to the left
8. diagonal backward and a bit to the left
9. down
10. up (i don't really like moving this way though)
Trademark Move Name(s): Skidding
Description(s): Whenever I enter a room with wooden floors I like to have a bit of a run up and then skid along the floor in my socks and whenever I do all of my friends and family say oh that's just Roger he loves to have a skid so I guess that could be my trademark where I have a bit of a skid at my enemies but I haven't applied for the trademark yet does anybody have a good lawyer?
Finishing Move Name(s): Head
Description(s): Nobody can destroy me if they cannot master my mind so I will throw my head at them when they are down and out and weak to my trickery and maybe sometimes I will have a climb of the first rope but not go too high because I am not drunk and don't eat dairy, but I could the have a throw of my head at my enemy from slightly higher off the ground to really destroy them
Finishing Move Name(s): School Boy
Description(s): I have a really good school boy costume because it is the uniform i wore as a child in foggy london back when my fiance humongous Molly who is no longer humongous except in some places used to kiss me behind the oak tree, so I can put that costume on and have a go at rolling up any of my enemies
Favorite Hardcore Attacks/Spots: I think purple spots are pretty hardcore because they take a lot of bravery to pull off and I am brave now too, but sometimes I have also heard that when I have a swing of the gigantic warhammer that my friend Prince Ibrahim of vainglorious Niger gave me that it looks pretty hardcore too, especially when it's against necromancers and Hollywood sexers.