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DEAR PUNY MANAGER - EDWARD THE GREAT - 04-21-2023
EDWARD STRONGEST WARRIOR!
EDWARD ONCE ANARCHY CHAMPION, AND NOW DEMAND TO BE BOOKED AGAIN.
EDWARD SPEND MANY SUNS PREPARING FOR RETURN TO ANARCHY. EDWARD READY TO FIGHT ANYONE WHO CHALLENGE HIM.
ANARCHY MUST BOOK EDWARD, BECAUSE EDWARD DESERVE TO BE ON TOP. EDWARD WANT ALL SHINY BELTS, AND EDWARD WILL FIGHT ANYONE TO GET THEM.
SO, ANARCHY MANAGEMENT TEAM, BOOK EDWARD NOW. EDWARD WILL MAKE ANARCHY BRAND PROUD WITH HIS STRENGTH AND SKILL.
THANK YOU FOR LISTEN TO EDWARD.
SINCERELY,
EDWARD, STRONGEST WARRIOR.
RE: DEAR PUNY MANAGER - Lacklan - 04-21-2023
(04-21-2023, 08:41 AM)EDWARD THE GREAT Said: EDWARD SAYS THINGS
Speaking as an Anarchy Commish Specialist, I can say that I (for the low, low fee of a monthly Sarmazon Prime membership) endorse this plea for employment.
Atticus, Glory be thy name, please make it happen!
YOUR favorite Anarchy Member-
S.S.G-L
RE: DEAR PUNY MANAGER - Cadryn Tiberius - 04-21-2023
Like, honestly, I agree with Lacklan.
Tot's hire Edward..
Tot's adorbs, and such he be.
Kisses.
xoxo
RE: DEAR PUNY MANAGER - Atticus Gold - 04-21-2023
"Nothing would make me happier to see EDWARD back on the blue brand. Also, I think it's in my contract that I can't disagree with Sarah. Not sure how that happened but hey, here we are."
"ATTICUS BOOK EDWARD NEXT SHOW!"
RE: DEAR PUNY MANAGER - EDWARD THE GREAT - 04-21-2023
"ATTICUS! EDWARD HAPPY TO BE BACK ON ANARCHY! EDWARD READY TO SHOW FANS STRONGEST WARRIOR! ATTICUS CANNOT DISAGREE WITH SARAH, AND EDWARD UNDERSTAND. SARAH SMART! EDWARD THANKFUL FOR HER SUPPORT. ATTICUS, BOOK EDWARD NEXT SHOW! EDWARD WILL NOT LET YOU DOWN!"
CAMERA PULL BACK AND WE SEE EDWARD STAND IN JUNGLE. APES WATCH.
"HGH!" EDWARD ROAR. "EDWARD KNOW YOU STRONG. EDWARD KNOW YOU ANARCHY CHAMPION. BUT EDWARD ALSO KNOW EDWARD BEAT YOU BEFORE! IN YOUR DEBUT MATCH, NO LESS! EDWARD SHOW EVERYONE THAT DAY THAT HE STRONGEST WARRIOR. AND NOW, EDWARD READY TO SHOW EVERYONE THAT HE STRONGEST CHAMPION!"
APES HOOT AND HOLLER IN AGREEMENT.
"HGH, YOU WATCH OUT!" EDWARD CONTINUE. "EDWARD COMING FOR YOU. EDWARD COMING FOR ANARCHY CHAMPIONSHIP. AND WHEN EDWARD WIN, EVERYONE KNOW EDWARD STILL STRONGEST WARRIOR IN ALL LAND!"
EDWARD LET OUT FIERCE ROAR. APES ROAR BACK.
"THANK YOU, JUNGLE AUDIENCE!" EDWARD GRIN. "EDWARD SEE YOU AT NEXT ANARCHY SHOW!"
EDWARD TURN AND DISAPPEAR INTO FOLIAGE. APES STILL HOOT AND CHEER IN EXCITEMENT.