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Preesh, WTF is this!?! - (Gravy_Xtreme_5000) - 08-30-2022

Yo, Preesh! What is this shit!?





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Nice ass, bitch face!





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Feet ain't my thing, but if they were, I can't say these ones would do it for me! Why is your shit so mangled!?! @[Tommy Wish] This shit do it for you, bro!?


So complete waste of my data plan here Preesh! I've got one of them government phones, I can't be wasting my data!


Oh wait, there was one more!


AND IT'S A NUDE!


I got excite!


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Then I realized that not only was this shit heavily filtered, BUT her chest is flatter than 90% of the MALE roster! Get the fuck outta here! I've held baby dolls with more womanly appeal than this... THIS...





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Graves punches Preesh with his phone, but it's less of a punch and more of Gravy shoving his phone down Preesh's throat!


As Preesh chokes on Gravy's full right arm and cheap government phone, Graves decides he has more to say!


"I didn't pay you to send me pictures of dirty Latinas!"


Preesh seems to pass out and Graves falls on top of him, his arm still more than elbow deep in the big man's gullet!


Oh look, there's Mika Hunt, Chazz Bobo, John X, and that shady ref that nobody uses since he likes to take bribes.


None of them count the pin because it's Graves.


Fuck them!


Gravy counts himself!


He's over a whole division on Madness. This is fine!


1!


2!


RE: Preesh, WTF is this!?! - BIG PREESH - 08-30-2022

Preesh starts to vom in his mouth, and it almost kills him. But he works up the will to swallow it, then KICKS ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN OUT!!!

"Mikey! What the hell are you doing, cuzzo???? Why are you replying to ME with nudes instead of Miss Machina? I ain;t wanted to see this!"

Preesh holds up his phone.


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"Or THIS!"


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"And definitely not THIS!"


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"Send that shit to HER bro, not ME! And you shouldn't be catfishing no one with old ass pics like that anyway homie, that shit ain't cool... hope you smash though, for real for real. Lemme know how it goes."


Preesh walks off shaking his head.


RE: Preesh, WTF is this!?! - (Gravy_Xtreme_5000) - 08-30-2022

Gravy sits there for a long good while and contemplates Preesh's words. 


47 minutes later...


"Maybe he's right about the cat fishing..."


Gravy pulls out his burner phone and deletes his Tinder pic.


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"Goodbye old friend..."


Before taking a new pic on the spot.


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Gravy uploads the pic and spends some more time admiring his mug.


9 minutes later...


"Aw hell yeah! Preesh WAS right! This is a MUCH sexier showcasing of my more sensitive side! I'm sure to get all the bitches now!" (This man is 50)


Gravy begins swiping right on every girl that comes across his screen.


Oh wait, no wait, he didn't do what I just think he did, did he? 


Yep, Gravy swiped right on a hammer. 


Now why would there be a hammer on Tinder?

RE: Preesh, WTF is this!?! - Charlie Nickles - 11-28-2022

That girl's kinda hot. Bet she gets it from her daddy!

RE: Preesh, WTF is this!?! - Jenny Myst - 11-28-2022

KICKOUT