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SATURDAY SAVAGE 7-2-22 - MrBig - 07-02-2022 07-02-2022 LIVE FROM THE CLIMATE PLEDGE ARENA SEATTLE, WASHINGTON REGGIE ESTRADA - vs - ELIJAH MARTIN STANDARD MATCH - 1 RP ALEX MINETT VEGA YIN - vs - LEXI GOLD - vs - "THE CASINO KID" JUSTIN YORK TRIPLE THREAT - 1 RP ANGELICA VAUGHN - vs - THE GRAND PUBOB OF THE XWF BOBBY BOURBON STANDARD MATCH - 1 RP XWF TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP GARRY RAY-RAY NELSON© - vs - JENNY MYST SAVAGE RULES - THE DEFENDING CHAMPION MAY CHOOSE A MATCH STIPULATION IN THEIR FIRST RP PIP: "Hello everyone!! Happy Independence Day and welcome to Saturday Night Savage!!" HHL: "We're a few days shy of the holiday there, Pip..." PIP: "I'm aware of that, Heather.... I won't have the opportunity to wish the XWF Universe a happy one until it's over! So, I did it now!" HHL: "Awesome... So, what's up tonight?" PIP: "Well, HEATHER....... We've got a shorter card this week, but is it stacked with talent! We'll open up with Reggie Estrada and Elijah Martin!" HHL: "I think that's a pretty descent way to open up Savage! Both guys have been around the bend and should bring an entertaining match-up! Next, following that is a triple threat featuring Alex Minett Vega Yin versus Lexi Gold versus "the Casino Kid' Justin York!" PIP: "J York is off of an impressive victory in a triple threat last week! We'll see if he can power through and earn another victory this week in a similar environment! After that we have our Pre-Main Event! This is a match that I've been looking forward to since I first heard about it, Heather! Angelica Vaughn taking on the Grand Pooh-Bob, himself... The King of the XWF... Bobby Bourbon!" HHL: "Angie Vaughn has a chance to live up a little next to her half sister, Sarah Lacklan, by taking on a former Universal Champion tonight! The sky is already the limit for Angie, if she walks away with a victory over Bobby............................................ Imagine what else she could accomplish, Pip!" PIP: "Well, that was awful anti-climatic...." HHL: "Anyway... Our Main Event!" PIP: "Ah yes! The Main Event! This week we have a rematch from last weeks XWF Television Championship Match... We'll see Jenny Myst CHALLENGING Garry Ray-Ray Nelson for the title that she just lost to him last week." HHL: "The challenge was open and Jenny took the opportunity! They were playing under HER rules last week.... Do you think Jenny will work better without the Champ's Advantage?" PIP: "Who knows! And at this point, we're not even sure what's going on with that match... Ray-Ray never picked one... So, I guess we'll see when we get there! Anyway... It looks like we're ready for our first match-up! Let's hit the ring!!" The smoke fills up with red on the stage, as the arena lights flickers. Then once we see "The Rebellious One" on the X-Tron, then we hear the voice of Bone Thugs and Reggie walks down to song. Then we see him with walking down the ramp, and stop at the camera gives it the finger. Then he rolls into the ring, and goes to the top rope and poses. Then he jumps down, and chills on the corner as his theme cuts off. The lights on the entrance way go dark as "Blueprint 2" by Jay-Z begins... as the song reaches the 21-second mark and the beat drops, an explosion is heard and the stage lighting comes back up, revealing Elijah Martin standing at the top of the entrance way. After about ten seconds of standing still to take in the crowd in the arena, Martin casually makes his way to the ring, yelling some random things at the crowd on the way. He walks around to the hard cam side of the ring and hops onto the apron towards the end of the first verse of the song. When the song transitions into the chorus with the beat drop at the 1:25 mark, Martin raises both arms in the air and yells "I'M THE KING, MOTHAFUCKAS!" After a couple of seconds taking in the mix of cheers and boos, Martin steps into the ring and just paces around a couple of times before stopping at his corner and taking an ass bump to sit against the bottom turnbuckle. REGGIE ESTRADA - vs - ELIJAH MARTIN STANDARD MATCH - 1 RP DING! DING! DING! PIP: "The bell rings and the match is underway! Two big men going head-to-head to open up Savage this evening!" HHL: "This should be a banger! Two of these guys have taken plenty of bounces off the ropes here in the XWF since their arrivals! Let's see who can get their hands raised tonight!" The two lock-up in the center of the ring and Reggie, with the weight advantage, immediately gets the upper-hand and bulldozes Elijah into the corner! He pushes Elijah back by the bottom of the chin and open-hand slaps him across the chest! Elijah curls up in pain and shields himself from another, but Reggie pushes him back again, opens him up, and delivers another one! He then pulls Elijah out of the corner and Irish whips him across the ring. Elijah takes a bounce from the ropes then gets scooped up by Reggie and hit with a side slam! Reggie pulls the leg going for an early cover……. ONE!!! TWO!!!! Reggie can't hold him! Elijah rolls out with a kick out and uses the ropes to pull him up half-way up to his knees. Reggie follows up with an attack by kicking Elijah to the back repeatedly… Elijah absorbs the blows and manages to get to his feet. He fights back with a reverse cross chop and creates some space between him and his opponent. Reggie shakes off the blows and fights back by kicking Elijah in the midsection! He tucks Elijah's head under his under and slams his head into the mat with a DDT! Reggie doesn't stop there, he grabs Elijah and sends him across the ring with an exploder suplex! Elijah rolls across the ring until he hits the ropes where he bounces off the bottom and lies on the mat. Reggie stalks his opponent until he stands over him then reaches down to pick him up. Elijah fights back with a couple of fists to the stomach, but Reggie takes the blows and fires back with one of his own! Reggie swings down, over his head, with a double axe handle that flattens Elijah back down to the mat. Reggie proceeds to bring Elijah back to his feet like his original plan, he grabs Elijah around the head and hits him with the Mashful!!!! Elijah is out in the middle of the ring!! Reggie covers!!! ONE!!!! TWO!!!!! THREE!!!! WINNER - REGGIE ESTRADA PIP: "Nice! Reggie making quick work of Elijah tonight and coming off with a big win in tonight's opener!" "5 out of 6" by Dessa hits and Lexi Gold steps out from behind the curtain to some very loud cheers from the crowd. Since she is scheduled for a match, she is already in her ring gear. She makes her way down the ramp and nears ringside, where she claps a few fans' hands before walking up the steps and getting into the ring through the bottom rope. She goes to grab a mic before walking and stopping in the middle of the ring as she waits for her music to die before raising the mic to her lips. Lexi Gold: What I have learned about XWF since I've been part of the company is there is no room to be bored, or feeling like you are not being showcased, because let's face it there is always a door of opportunities, but you have to be willing to open that took yourself in most cases and take it. Last month my door of opportunity was opened and it just so happened I was booked in a match against Jenny Myst right here on Savage. A mixed reaction is heard from the crowd at the mention of her name. Lexi Gold: Most probably assumed that after she beat me that night I would forget and move on, but trust me that is the farthest thing from the truth. In fact, you could say that I've been keeping a close eye on her every move. Jenny, you and I? We have some unfinished business we need to take care of. Oh, and don't worry, I'm not trying to get a title shot for your championship in the process. I couldn't care less about that, so why don't you get your ass out here, so we can have a little talk. The crowd cheers her on as she lowers the mic and turns to focus her attention toward the entranceway as she waits for Jenny to come out. Jenny walks out onto the ramp, staring at Lexi. She waves, but doesn’t have her usual smile on. She walks down the ramp, but doesn’t have the usual pep in her step. PIP: I don’t like that look in Myst’s eyes. This could be a bad situation for Lexi here. Jenny has a rematch later on in the night for her Television Title belt, and she really doesn’t seem thrilled about doing anything else. HHL: Goldi was her everything, and now Lexi wants to make it all about her. You lost, Lex! Let it go! Jenny gets to the ring and walks up the steps. No smile, no jumping and clapping, no giggles. Jenny has a dead stare on. A ringside person hands her a mic, and she stares at it for a moment, tilting her head as if trying to figure out what it is. It almost seems, at that moment, that she snaps out of the trance she was in. She waves and brings the mic up to her lips. JENNY: “HI LEX!” *waves with a giggle* Lexi Gold brings the mic up to her lips, but Jenny cuts her off. JENNY: “Unfinished business, Lex? Unfinished? I am pretty sure the 1-2-3 made it final. The dude Vinnie pays to ring the bell made it final. Tig O’ Bitties, whose only still got a job because of her looks–which is a whole different problem we will address later with HR–made it final. What ISN’T final, is that some tobbacy spittin’ redneck has GOLDI! And tonight I get her back, once and for all. You aren’t Goldi, and you weren’t invited to Goldi’s coming home party, so why did you feel the need to call me out here just re-tell the world that you lost to me and your granny panties are in a bunch about it? Lexi looks irate at her choice of words before getting up in Jenny's face. Did you just say that the only reason she got here was because of her looks? Insults like that have been repetitive for years and should have been buried into the ground along with the rest of what you spew on a daily basis. That is why no one likes you, Jenny, you always disrespect people around you and cover it up by playing this other persona. You thought you could get inside my head by having me as a guest on your little kiddie show, but you failed. What's next, are you going to invite me on a picnic at the lake? JENNY: “NO! You cannot come to Goldi’s party! It is going to be special. You haven’t earned the right to come! But……you still haven’t answered WHY you asked me to come out here? I mean, if you wanted to play a game, you could have just came and asked me. I have Shoots and Ladders, Monopoly, Twister, Don’t Wake Daddy, Clue, Sorry, Candyland—- Lexi, irritated, cuts her off. Cut the bullshit. I didn't come out here to play games with you. You want to know the real reason I came out here, sweetheart? I want a rematch with you. Now, I know you and I both have other obligations to fulfill tonight, but perhaps we could save it for a special night. Here is the fun part, it could be in any type of match of your choosing. What do you say? Lexi paces the ring back and forth, anxious for an answer, while still making eye contact with her. JENNY: “ANNNNNNNY Match? Well, you saw what happened when I picked the match last time…..hmmmmmmmmm…..” She rubs her chin comedically as if she had a goatee. JENNY: “I’ll talk to Goldi, see what she thinks! If she agrees, then sure! But if not, then, maybe, I guess you can swallow a marble sweet cheeks!” Jenny drops the mic and giggles, skipping up the ramp in a totally different mood than she came down it in. PIP: So was that challenge accepted? HHL: She had to ask Goldi. PIP: You’re actually condoning this? She has to ask a title belt that she doesn’t even currently have if it approves of a rematch? HHL: Looks like it. Lexi walks over towards the ropes and leans against them as she watches Jenny leave. The Golden Goddess, more pissed off that she couldn't give her a straight answer and instead continued on with the mind games before the screen faded to black. Cliffs Of Dover starts up as the house lights go down around the arena with white spotlights flashing in quick and random succession. As the drum roll kicks in over the epic guitar solo, things seem to stretch for an almost awkwardly long time. As the opening solo stops after about twenty-five seconds, a small shadow can be seen leaping right into centre stage and the music stops for a second. As the main riff kicks up, the lights start flashing again before the house lights suddenly switch back on and Alex stands right in the middle of the ramp, smiling and throwing out peace and Shaka signs. As the song continues, Alex dances around on her way to the ring, high-fiving fans, posing for photos, playing air guitar, robot dancing and other antics before smiling straight at the camera and then taking a running leap onto the ring apron. Jumping over the ropes, Alex then spins into the centre of the ring, once again throwing out signs and smiling before shuffling off into a corner. PIP: We haven’t seen Vega-Yin in action here on Savage since the end of April. Ironically, that was also in a Triple Threat match. HHL: This could be her chance at putting that match behind her by notching a big victory here tonight. Lexi Gold appears from behind the curtain to a chorus of cheers from the crowd. She slowly makes her way down the ramp and gazes out on the jam packed arena before she runs towards the fans at ringside and claps their hands. The Golden Goddess then makes her way up the steps and goes through the bottom rope and taunts a bit before she makes her way toward the center where her eyes remain fixated on the stage as she awaits her opponent's music to hit next. HHL: Gold last fought on Savage in May, so it’s good to see her back tonight! PIP: Two big returns, but will either of them capitalize on it? The lights in the arena go completely dark as 'One for the money by Escape the Fate' hits the speakers. Only a spotlight hits the very top of the stage as you see a man and his wife standing with his back turned, the back of the shirt reads 'Casino Kid'. Pyro goes up into the air from both sides of the stage as all lights then come on and Justin York and his wife turn and begin down the ramp, Taunting fans as they go. Once entering the ringside area, he takes a walk around the ring rudely gesturing to the crowd and taunting some more before holding the ropes for his wife to enter and getting into the ring and giving his signature middle finger to the camera with a cocky smirk while boos reign down from the arena. HHL: The last triple threat York was in, he won out. Can he do it again tonight? PIP: It’s not easy to win two in a row. Hell, you can avoid getting pinned and still lose, so the difficulty level is really increased. ALEX MINETT VEGA YIN - vs - LEXI GOLD - vs - CASINO KID J YORK TRIPLE THREAT - STANDARD MATCH - 1 RP DING! DING! DING! The bell sounds as Gold steps out of her corner, ready to fight. Vega-Yin walks over to meet her, smiling and offering a handshake. Gold seems a bit unsure, but with the crowd cheering her on, she does it, with both competitors showing respect for each other. Seemingly annoyed, York’s wife gets up on the apron, yelling at both women that it’s about fighting, not friendship. They turn towards her, with Gold snapping back at her. But York was waiting for this moment. He runs forward, knocking Gold forward with a running forearm! Before a surprised Vega-Yin can react, York grabs her from behind, pulling her into a roll-up and hanging on! ONE! TWO! KICKOUT!! HHL: York’s trying to steal it early! PIP: How can a clean pinfall be stealing? That was just strategy, and it was done to near perfection! York and Vega-Yin are back up, with York grabbing Vega-Yin by the head and preparing for a DDT. But Gold is back, grabbing York from behind in a reversal… and drops backwards, getting a combo DDT on both opponents!! Vega-Yin rolls away, holding her head, as Gold immediately grabs hold of York, showing she’s ticked off at him. York can’t get away, with Gold dropping back down with a kneeling jawbreaker, snapping York’s head back! He staggers into the ropes, stunned, then rebounds forward, as Gold locks onto him with a half-nelson, then delivers the Means To An End!! She covers… ONE! TW-and Vega-Yin is there, breaking it up with a splash onto both wrestlers! PIP: So far, we’ve got a lot of chaos, just what you would expect from a Triple Threat match. HHL: The more wrestlers you add into the mix, the harder it is to get that quick pinfall victory. You have to wear down all of your opponents to find that three-second opening. Vega-Yin is up first, waiting as Gold gets to her feet. Vega-Yin meets her with a dropsault, knocking Gold falling backwards into the nearby corner. Vega-Yin springs back up to meet the rising York, landing a second dropsault that knocks him backwards, sending him rolling out to the apron. In the corner, Gold leans on the ropes, shaking her head to try and clear it. She pulls herself up… but Vega-Yin is already there, leaping up onto her and getting a hurricanrana!! Gold’s on her back, as Vega-Yin springs up and dashes forward, doing a flip to gain momentum before she drops all her weight onto Gold’s stomach! The ref slides in… ONE! TWO! Before the ref’s hand can even come up again, York is back, stomping on the back of Vega-Yin’s head to break it up! HHL: You have to keep your head on a swivel! PIP: I’ve always hated that phrase. Why would you want it to be on a swivel? Keep your damn head on your neck where it belongs! HHL: You’re missing the point, like usual. York is relentless, kicking away at Vega-Yin, while throwing in a few stomps for the downed Gold as well. He poses above the two wrestlers, smirking at the boos coming from the crowd, before he drags Vega-Yin up. He mocks her for a second, before taking her to the ropes and throwing her outside!! York turns back to Gold, walking over to her, not noticing that Vega-Yin has hung onto the top rope, keeping herself from falling! She uses her acrobatic background to skin the cat, coming back into the ring. In the meantime, York is locking Gold up to lift her in the air, preparing for a brainbuster suplex. But Vega-Yin kicks him in the side, stopping the maneuver. She shares a look with Gold, and both lock onto York, lifting him into the air and delivering a double suplex!! HHL: Who says you can’t work together in a Triple Threat? PIP: Oh, you can team up for a few seconds, but it never lasts. These wrestlers are too competitive for that. With York still on the mat, struggling to get his bearings back, Gold goes to the ropes and comes back, scoring a running Meteora on her kneeling opponent! York’s down, with Gold jumping to her feet, fired up! But that fire turns to shock as Vega-Yin grabs her arms from behind and yanks her back with a crucifix-style pin, hanging onto her as tightly as possible for the count!! ONE! TWO! And Gold manages to kick out just in time! She jumps up to her feet and faces Vega-Yin, who smiles and shrugs, as if saying she had to at least try it. The two wrestlers go to lock up, with Vega-Yin getting an elbow shot to stun her opponent. She then tries for the Off Switch (Jumping Enziguiri)! But Gold is able to duck under it, grabbing at Vega-Yin’s legs as she comes down, and twists it into the Goldilock (Gorilla Clutch)!!! Vega-Yin’s immediately in agony, her arms flying in every direction, looking for escape, as Gold lowers down into the hold!! HHL: This could be it! Vega-Yin can’t last long in this hold! PIP: York better get off his damn ass and do something quickly if he doesn’t want to take the loss here! Vega-Yin’s hand is twitching, getting closer and closer to the mat. Gold works the Goldilock in tighter… then takes a kick to the head from York!! She falls over, releasing the hold, as Vega-Yin breathes a deep sigh of relief. It doesn’t last long, though, as York immediately grabs her to pull her up, setting her into position for a Canadian destroyer! He stalls for a moment, shaking his hips, earning the boos of the crowd, before leaning over to lock her fully in. But Vega-Yin suddenly turns herself upside-down, catching York around the head with her legs, and shifts her weight back and forth, managing a headscissors takedown that throws York away! Vega-Yin lays there, out of breath, taking the moment given to her to recover. HHL: This has been an intense one from the start, as all three competitors came to compete tonight! PIP: I love it when it’s not a damn squash. These are so much more entertaining! Everyone keep kicking ass! Gold gets herself back up, coming over towards Vega-Yin. She grabs her from behind, pulling her up… and Vega-Yin pulls away, this time turning and getting the Off Switch!! As Gold falls to her back, stunned, Vega-Yin gets up, feeling the momentum shift her way. The crowd is cheering as Vega-Yin heads for the turnbuckle, going up and preparing for the Super-Insano Megasault!!! She sets herself, facing her opponent, ready to take flight! But before Vega-Yin can jump, York is grabbing hold of the top rope, shaking it violently, and causing Vega-Yin to fall onto the turnbuckle in a seated position! The boos are loudly coming in as York cockily walks along the rope towards Vega-Yin, looking very pleased with himself. HHL: I thought Vega-Yin had this one, but York literally pulled the rope out from under her! PIP: It was a brilliant strategy, waiting until she was at her most vulnerable. Now he’s got his choice: attack Gold, attack Vega-Yin, or throw Vega-Yin onto Gold! All very good choices! York’s made the decision to go after Vega-Yin, striking at her a few times to keep her stunned. He then pulls her off the turnbuckle, holding her back-first on his shoulders as he walks forward, keeping Vega-Yin in position for the Casino Crusher!! He puts her next to the still-downed Gold, apparently planning on dropping Vega-Yin onto her for the double pin! York shouts out to the world, then goes through with his plan, throwing Vega-Yin down with the Casino Crusher!!! But as Vega-Yin bounces off his knee and hits the mat, Gold has kipped up, avoiding the attack! Before a surprised York can readjust, Gold is coming in at him… STRIKING GOLD!!!! The Axe kick lands, knocking York to the canvas, and Gold makes the cover… ONE! TWO! THREE!!!! WINNER - LEXI GOLD HHL: What a turnaround!! PIP:What the hell, was Gold playing possum there?? She avoided Vega-Yin with maybe an inch to spare! HHL: Sometimes timing is everything, and today, Gold had the timing down perfectly! What a win over two strong competitors! EYES ON VAUGHNEMOUS NO, I WON'T GIVE IN, I WON'T GIVE IN TILL' I'M VICTORIOUS AND I WILL DEFEND I WILL DEFEND The lights in arena turn into an explosion of pinks, purples, greens, rainbows, unicorns on fire, lucky charms, rivers of sugar, and mountains of Meow Mix Ocean Explosion tuna treats as Angelica Vaughn walks out onto the ramp. She pauses with her hands on her hips, letting her cape sway gently, and gives her opposite coast home crowd a wide smile. Behind her, a blur of black and red speeds forward and under her arms as Sarah Lacklan slides in front of her and matches her pose, her head nearly a full foot under Angie's. Sarah tilts her head way way way back and up and flashes her Billion $$$ Smile, and the two wink at each other. Angie then takes her hands off her hips and pushes Sarah forward, making the former Universal Champion squawk in wide-eyed surprise, before the two make their way down the aisle. Halfway there, Angie slows to a stop, her face turning slack, with her jaw falling to her chin. Ahead of her, Sarah sighs and rolls her eyes before backing up to Angie and, with a gentle firmness, pulling her away from that Cute Boy she had noticed sitting in an aisle seat. Angie looks longingly at the verified Cute Boy while Sarah shakes her head. Once at ringside, Sarah slides into the ring underneath the ropes as Angie climbs the steps. Sarah gets to her feet and pulls down the top rope with all her weight, allowing Angie to step over the top rope like the most giant of giant wrestlers. As Angie walks to the center of the ring and stands with her hands on her hips, Sarah takes a microphone from Tigs and gives her a big wink. SARAH: Hello, everyone! My name is Sarah Lacklan- The crowd, dutifully, responds with the sound of a trumpet’s fanfare. SARAH: World’s Greatest Life Coach and I am here to introduce to you the very FIRST member of the Family First of the XWF and my absolute (non-spouse) #RideOrDie. She is standing at the eternally totes-too-tall height of five feet and eleven inches... CROWD: BAY-BAY SARAH: ...and weighing in today at about...oh...I'd say about thirteen or fourteen well-fed kitties...and because she likes dumb, useless, God-awful farm chores- Sarah shutters in disgust. SARAH: -she is fighting out of the Supes Totes Amaze Ranch in Texas...she is the Leggy Blonde of Legend…President of the Deborah Hodge Fan Club…the FUN-raiser of the XWF...the Vaughnemous A.N.G… The crowd waits patiently as Sarah takes a deep breath. SARAH: ANGELICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Angie raises her hands into the air as a bedazzled spotlight shines down on her. SARAH: VAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN The crowd breaks out into a chant as Angie leads them with pumps of her arms. CROWD: OBVS! OBVS! OBVS! OBVS! OBVS! OBVS! OBVS! OBVS! OBVS! OBVS! The lights in the arena go deep blue as smoke fills the air. Pink and silver laser lights cut through the smoke and it looks fucking rad. As Arch Enemy blares throughout the arena, slowly walking out onto the entrance ramp is Bobby Bourbon. He stops, surveys the whole of the arena, raises his fists at 45 degree angles, and continues his deliberate plod towards the ring. Bobby climbs the steps, then climbs the nearest ring post half way and raises his fists at 45 degree angles. The lights go back to normal and the music stops. The XWF Universe in attendance, becoming hooligans, all chant in unison. ANGELICA VAUGHN - vs - THE GRAND PUBOB OF THE XWF BOBBY BOURBON STANDARD MATCH - 1 RP DING! DING! DING! The bell rings and the match begins with Angelica Vaughn stepping out to the center of the ring and extending her hand for a handshake! HHL: "Ew, I don't think I would do that, Angie!" Bobby takes a step forward and meets Vaughn in the middle, he smiles then slowly extends his hand… But then pulls it back and spits a wad of snot high up into the air…. He holds his hand out to the side and catches it in his palm… THEN grabs Vaughn's hand and laughs! PIP: "Oh, that bastard!" HHL: "Told ya!" Vaughn pulls away with a disgusted look, wipes it off on her attire, then immediately follows up by WHACKING Bobby in the side of the leg with a hard kick! Bobby doesn't seem phased by it; he reaches out and ties up with the much smaller Angelica Vaughn. He pushes her against the ropes and Irish whips her across the ring… She takes a bounce then leaps in the air hitting a cross-body, but Bobby easily catches all ~140 pounds of her. He walks around the ring with her for a moment before taking a giant step, a leap, and a body slam down to the mat! Bobby stays for an early pinfall…. ONE!!! TWO!!!! Vaughn kicks out from under the big man! PIP: "Bobby Bourbon went for an early victory there, but Angelica Vaughn has a lot of fight left in her!" Bourbon has Vaughn up to her feet, he shoves her back in the corner and pummels her with Big Van Vader-like blows in the corner. Some to the side of the head, some to the body… With every one of them, it knocks Vaughn down little by little until she's sitting in the corner on the mat. With a couple of steps it seems like Bobby is in the other corner, he measures up his opponent who is a maim duck across the ring…. He runs and turns at the last moment CRUSHING Angelica Vaughn in the corner….!!!! BUT NO!!!! Vaughn slips out of the road at the last second and rolls off the apron to the ground outside. Bobby's back slams hard full-speed into the corner turnbuckles making him stagger off of them towards the middle of the ring where he takes a knee. Vaughn quickly catches her breath and peaks up from the side of the ring. Bobby and her make eye contact and in a blink Bobby is up and lunging after her over the top rope! She evades Bobby's grabby hands then reaches up and grabs him by the hair! With all of her weight, she pulls down on the Grand Pooh-Bob… slowly pulling him out of the ring! She lets go, but it's enough to pull Bobby all the way over the top rope where he lands hard on the apron! PIP: "I bet Bobby's missing his mask after that one!" HHL: "Why? She could've easily pulled him down with the mask, too…" PIP: "I suppose she could have! But it's still a little different than having your entire mop exposed to get grabbed and pulled on!" Vaughn walks around the corner of the ring then rolls in under the bottom rope. At the same time, Bobby rolls off the apron to his feet on the ground. The two exchange glances again and Vaughn invites Bobby back into the ring. Bobby is reluctant to just climb back in, so Vaughn claps and revs up the crowd while she waits. Bobby rolls in and the two meet in the center again. Bobby steps in for another tie-up, but Vaughn ducks under it and runs into the ropes. She rebounds and cracks Bobby in the back with a hard, stomping drop kick! Bobby staggers forward and takes a bounce off the ropes, himself…. Vaughn takes another quick bounce and in Bobby's stagger, she cracks him in the back again! Bobby continues to stay on his feet and this time he manages to catch himself on the top rope! He slowly turns around, unphased by Angelica Vaughn's efforts, so far! PIP: "Bobby seems bulletproof right now!" HHL: "The Grand Pooh-Bob of the XWF at his strongest, Pip!" He growls at Vaughn, who doesn't back down and moves right in with more kick attacks! She lands more on the same leg as before and appears to be finally showing some results as after Bobby misses a couple of wide punches, he limps away from the encounter… Vaughn cheers to the crowd and the crowd cheers back as she starts to build momentum! PIP: "It looks like Angie Vaughn is starting to wear down the King's armor, Heather!" She follows Bobby as he limps around the ring, she goes to land another in the same spot, but her foot is caught! Bobby has it in his grasp! He leans down, lifts Vaughn up in to the air, and sets her up for a BOBBY BOMB!!!! PIP: "Bobby Bourbon looking to say good night!!" Vaughn squirms around up on Bourbon's shoulders and manages to weasel out enough to reverse the move and bring Bobby down to the mat with a head scissors takedown! PIP: "Vaughn reverses! Bourbon is on his back!" HHL: "She needs to capitalize, Pip! Stay on the attack because she hasn't had an easy time getting him down, so far…" PIP: "I think she's done exactly what she's had to do in this match-up!" She revs up the crowd again and attacks Bobby on the ground. She wraps her arms around Bobby's big head and applies a rear naked choke! PIP: "A different approach now, Heather! It looks like she's trying to put Bobby to sleep!" HHL: "She should've just made him a sandwich!" She squeezes with all of her might, but it doesn't take Bobby but a few moments to crawl up to his hands and knees and up to his feet. Vaughn held on tight the entire time, but didn't apply enough pressure to take enough oxygen out of Bobby's brain to keep him on the mat. Once Bobby's up and balanced, he hands Vaughn's arms in place now and backs hard into the corner…. But Vaughn manages to leg go and slip out of the way again! Bobby slams hard against the turnbuckles and stays rested against them… Vaughn runs over to him and catches him across the face with an enziguri!! The clap of her boot against Bourbon's head echoed throughout the arena accompanied with a chorus of "Ooooooooooh's" from the audience. PIP: "That was like a gunshot!" Bourbon stands for a second, his eyes roll into the back of his head, and he drops face first onto the mat. Vaughn pushes him over onto his back and pulls the leg for a cover! ONE!!!! TWO!!!! PIP: "BOURBON WITH THE KICKOUT!" Bobby overpowers Vaughn and gets the shoulder up after two! Vaughn makes some space between herself and Bobby and goes to strategize in a corner of her own. Meanwhile, Bobby shakes out the cobwebs from the wicked kick he took, cracking his head open just below his temple. HHL: "Uh oh! Angie drew blood! I'm gonna be sick!" PIP: "Calm down, Heather! It's not even that bad!" Bobby wipes the blood from his head and notices it. He snorts like a raging bull and pulls himself to his feet with the top rope. The two competitors stare at each other from their respective corners until, again like a raging bull, Bobby charges out of the corner! Vaughn lets out a warcry and does the same thing! She leaps, feet first, into the air and catches Bourbon with a bicycle kick!!!! The first kick catches Bobby square in the center of his chest standing Bobby straight up!!! Followed by another, then another, then another!!!! PIP: "Angelica Vaughn is flying!" HHL: "No!! She's…. Dancing!!!" Vaughn lands at least ten rapid kicks, tap dancing on Bobby's chest the whole way back to the corner he charged from…. Vaughn pushes off of Bobby's chest with one final double boot and rolls backwards back to her feet! She rallies the crowd as Bobby sits against the turnbuckles out of breath, out of gas, and recovering….. Vaughn measures up Bobby in the corner from the middle of the ring and runs towards him! She jumps up and lands a big knee to face snapping Bobby's head back and sending him falling like a sack of potatoes down to the mat!!! Vaughn runs back to the corner, jumps to the middle rope, and rallies the crowd behind her some more!! PIP: "Don't stop now! You've got him right where you want him, Angie!" Vaughn jumps off the rope, she measures Bobby from his hands and knees….. She runs across the ring……!!!!! VAUGHNEMOUS!!!!!!!!! BUT SHE MISSES!!! Bobby catches her and lifts her up in the air……… PIP: "OH NO!! Bobby with the reversal!!!! What's this?!?!" BOBBY BOMB!!!!!!!! PIP: "BOBBY BOMB!!! BOBBY BOMB!!!" Bobby Bourbon slams Angelica Vaughn hard to the mat!!! She folds in half and ends up on her stomach after a solid flop!! Bobby with the cover!!!! ONE!!!! TWO!!!!! THREE!!!!!! WINNER - THE GRAND POOH-BOB BOBBY BOURBON PIP: "Up next, we have our main event! After losing the XWF Television Championship to Garry Ray-Ray Nelson last week on Savage, Jenny Myst is back to reclaim it!" HHL: "She has seemed a bit upset since losing the title after such a short reign, Pip. It's not everyday that the XWF hands out a title rematch a week later…" PIP: "And here we go!" The new XWF Television Champion makes his way out from the back with the title thrown over his shoulder. He makes his way down the ramp and enters the ring. He enters a corner and holds his title high when all of a sudden the lights go out! HHL: "And here comes the challenger!" Jenny's music hits, but the arena remains in total darkness. A spotlight clicks on in the center of the ring where a giant toy box sits. HHL: "What the heck is that?! Another toybox?!" PIP: "It appears so, Heather… The champion never specified the type of match he wished to defend his championship in…. Maybe it's a TRUE rematch from last week?" The music plays for a few more seconds then cuts off, but the spotlight remains on the toy box. Ray-Ray gives it a look as he walks by it and then stares up the ramp waiting for Jenny to come out. He shrugs then shoves the Television Championship onto the referee and tells him to start the match! XWF TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP GARRY RAY-RAY NELSON© - vs - JENNY MYST SAVAGE RULES - TOYBOX MATCH????? DING! DING! DING! The bell rings and under the orders of the champion the referee begins the count! ONE! TWO! PIP: "What kind of mind games is Jenny pulling tonight, Pip? If she doesn't come out here and squanders this opportunity, I don't think the XWF will be so willing to give her another shot as quickly as they did!" From behind the champ, the lid to the toy box creeps open. Jenny ascends from inside and slowly steps out. She smiles and waves to the crowd while Ray-Ray continues looking up the ramp. Jenny shushes the crowd then slowly reaches into the toybox and pulls out a large mallet almost twice her size! PIP: "Wait! What is that?!" HHL: "It looks like one of those carnival hammers, Pip! She gonna ring the bell?!" Ray-Ray finally wonders why the count stopped and turns around just as Jenny winds up and takes the mallet straight to the face! Jenny drops the hammer and picks the big man up to his knees…. she sets him up and nails him with Myst Opportunities on Ray-Ray! She lies over top of him for the cover! ONE!!! PIP: "Wait a minute!" HHL: "Oh wow!" PIP: "Not like this…. NOT LIKE THIS!!" TWO!!! THREE!!!!! WINNER AND NEW XWF TELEVISION CHAMPION - JENNY MYST PIP: "Well, there you have it folks! Jenny Myst stepped back up to the plate and reclaimed her lost XWF Television Championship!" HHL: "Whatever it took, Pip! Jenny came here tonight knowing that she was walking out the champion… No matter what! The new XWF Television Champion Jenny Myst celebrates with her title in the ring as the show comes to a close. SPECIAL THANKS TO: JONATHAN BARROWS COMING SOON.......... re:SATURDAY SAVAGE 7-2-22 - Prof. Bobby Bourbon - 07-02-2022 We catch up with Bobby backstage. The medical team is shining a flashlight in his eyes. Steve Sayors enters. Bobby, that was an incredible match between you and Angelica Vaughn. They said I got my bell rung Steve. Oh, my... Bobby pouts. They're trying to trick me, I'm not a bicycle. The medic looks at Steve, then back at Bobby. You might be experiencing brain swelling, Bobby. Bobby smirks at Steve, his eyelids drooping. They know I'm smart because I didn't fall for their bike thingy. They're saying my brain got bigger. This probably isn't a good time for an interview, Steve. I think you’re right. Steve, can I ask you something? Of course. Did they spell PooBOB right on their website when they showed it on broadcast? Uh, sorry Bobby, they didn't. Oh. Bobby pouts again, his eyes still glassy. Steve, can you go get me some nachos? Uh, sure. I'll get you nachos. Steve walks out. Bobby half smiles, still looking utterly dazed. I get free nachos because I'm the PooBOB. You have a concussion, Mr. Bourbon. Oh. I still get nachos, right?