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HAPPY 4TH OF FUCKING JULY! - Sid Feder - 07-04-2013

:3 x Better:
I'm over here with Flo and my daddy, Mister Mystery 17 31707 1 a.k.a. Mister Feder 17 31707 1, and we're killing it with some fireworks on my front lawn. My brother just showed up with his wife AND his ex-wife -- don't ask! He brought the fireworks on a whole other level because he's already had to separate them twice! My sister got here a little earlier and brought about a full trunk full of fireworks and explosives that the cops confiscated over the last couple weeks; it's good to have a sister in law enforcement! The night is young and we're expecting more of the family to show up too. We just set a squirrel on fire and Pops almost blew an M80 off in his own hand because he was checking out a hot girl driving by! Shit's whack on the 4th you sons of bitches!

This goes out from all of us Feders to the entire XWF!

If we could stick a roman candle up all of your asses and shove some half sticks down your throats, we'd be doing just that! Fuck all-a-yall!



HAPPY 4TH OF FUCKING JULY! - Peter Fn Gilmour - 07-04-2013

can't we just stick a roman candle up john madison's punk ass?

the soon to be Peter and Rose Gilmour send happy 4th of July wishes to the Feder family ;)