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is what's CLEARLY posted throughout the 24/7 Halls and why not? Dude's got a milly-plus rep and a billy in the bank. AND he's the Legendary Loverboy Lane.


Thou shalt milk a pin by the Boss, so naturally that's what Jimmy's gonna do- as if HE had to be commanded by some rule to do so btw. Shit, Vin Vin knew this was comin', he knew his dick would be sore in the mornin'.


As the ref raises his hand from the floor off the 2-Count-


Wrapping his arms around the Boss in a grounded Bear Hug. Kaiya baby?


Stepping -through- into the hall with a wall hack. I'm on it.


Vinnie's face goes slack with a "Fuck, dude, really?" reaction an instant before-

































Time throughout the Halls slows to an imperceptible degree and stops, a Tick with no Tock if you will, which in hindsight makes Arcana wanna kick herself for not thinking of that spell in the moment and making that Flynn/NK world record pin attempt come to fruition.


The ref, who's hand was caught mid-raise off the 2-Count, frozen.


Jim's expression, a stone mask of happy kitty face.


The flies about to scatter and take flight from the seat of Charlie's wheelchair- moist and alive with the combined malodorous bouquet of balls, farts and shit-butt -as his fed-assigned caregiver (Sum Wan Kil-Mei) waves them away while Nickles is in the head are instead allowed to continue enjoying their final slurp of assjuice until the end of time.


Emergency crews are dispersed the moment the absence of the owner of the XWF is noted. Unfortunately, thwarted by an impenetrable Time Bubble, no one is able to enter the building. Doc and Lycana are enlisted but their efforts to break the spell come to naught, as do the attempts of all who follow.


And so it came to pass that a whole lotta time...well...passed; hours stretching into days and months...years...as life progresses for the outside world.


Finally, a millenia and three centuries into the future as the events of Beneath the Planet of the Apes are about to kick-off and host the death of our fair planet, a massive tremor rocks the 24/7 Halls and spoils all Jim's fun- his selfish, selfish fun -jarring Arcana from her infinite Time-Trance.


Like a rubber band, time in the Halls snaps back-


-the flies take flight-


-the ref's hand drops for the THR-


KICK OUT!!


As Jim helps the Boss to his feet upon kipping up- Something weird just happened babe, we gotta go.


K. Love ya Boss Lane, see ya!


Sheepishly. My apologies Mr. Lane. ...You owe me big for this one Jimmy.


Just say when, Kai'.


Arcana and Jim head off in pursuit of whothefuckknows. Probably something not very interesting. Not very interesting at all.