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RUMOR MILL 6: 8-19-2021 - Printable Version

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RUMOR MILL 6: 8-19-2021 - XWF NEWS AND RUMORS - 08-19-2021

RUMOR HAS IT THE OFFICIAL XWF NEWS AND RUMORS ACCOUNT WAS HACKED BY ISLAMIC TERRORISTS AND USED TO PERPETUATE POLITICAL MISINFORMATIONFOR THE TALIBAN. THE FBI IS ON THE CASE!

ALSO...

WORD BEHIND THE SCENES REGARDING THE BWO SIN AFTER SIN DELAY SUGGESTS SOMETHING MORE THAN A SCHEDULING CONFLICT. SOURCES ARE SAYING THE ISSUE IS FRICTION WITHIN THE UPPER RANKS OF BOB! SOMEONE NAMED LINNIE VANE SENT US A TIP STATING THAT THE STRESS OF TAKING OVER ANARCHY MOST LIKELY IS THE CULPRIT. ALLEGEDLY, MISS FURY IS NOT GOOD UNDER PRESSURE!

AND...

AN INFLUX OF NEW MANAGERIAL TALENT HAS TAKEN THE XWF ROSTER BY STORM! WITH JAMES J. DYLAN, BILLY BLANKENSHIP, FREDDY FABULOUS, AND NORRIS ALL VYING TO REPRESENT THE TOP TALTENS IN THE XWF, EXPECT TO SEE A LOT OF WILD CONTRACT NEGOTIATIONS!

FURTHERMORE...

THE DISINTIGRATORS HAVE BOTH TESTED POSITIVE FOR COVID-19 AND ARE BLAMING KYODAI MONSUTA FOR THE EXPOSURE. ACCORDING TO JOHNNY STEELE, HE GOT INFECTED THE SECOND THE BELL RANG AT WAR GAMES AND FELL ILL IMMEDIATELY, AND THEN TAGGED OUT TO DAVE MUSTANG PASSING THE VIRUS ALONG - THIS IS WHY THEY LOST THEIR MATCH, SUPPOSEDLY! COULD WE BE SEEING A NEW VARIANT IN THE CORONAVIRUS???

AND FINALLY...

THE MINIS KEEP CLEANING OUT THE CATERING. STOP THAT.

UNTIL NEXT TIME, JUST REMEMBER - IF IT AIN'T OFFICIAL NEWS, IT'S JUST BAD GRAVY.