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WHAT? - Prof. Bobby Bourbon - 05-30-2021
Bobby is seen in a convenience store. He is looking at a massive array of beverages in awe.
Man. What a time to be alive. There are more flavors of Mountain Dew than ever before!
Bobby glances sideways and sees Lycana. He notices the Xtreme Championship belt around her waist as she peruses chips.
Oh, hey! You know what would be awesome? Mango Mountain Dew!
Lycana, startled by Bobby, immediately nails him with a kick to the throat. Bobby crumbles to a knee. Lycana then kicks him in the head, but Bobby grabs her leg! He flips her into a pin!
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re:WHAT? - Lycana - 05-31-2021
Lycana grabs a bottle of Mountain Dew and cracks Bobby upside the head, causing soda to spew everywhere.
"Already done, much like this attempt."
She quips, figuring he'd get a KICK OUT of it as she breaks the pin with some kind of really fancy kick out maneuver that involves lots of spins and dramatic hand gestures, disappointed that it was 4am and there weren't many around to admire it. She nudges the now empty bottle of Mango Heat which was limited edition ages ago so it was probably really expired ew.
"Had a..... kick..... to it."
She blows him a kiss as she strolls away to get Marf a Slurpee.