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Saturday Night Savage 3/13/2021 - Karen Hunt - 03-13-2021
LIVE FROM DUNKIN' DONUTS CENTER
PROVIDENCE, RHODE ISLAND
Corey Smith
- vs -
Andre Dixon Singles
DDS
Demos & Jim Jimson
- vs - Misfits
Kris Von Bonn & Scarlett Donaldson Tag Team
Noah Jackson
- vs -
Kieran Overton
2 rp/3k word limit
March Madness Round 2
Diesel
- vs -
Osira Themis.
2 rp/3k word limit
March Madness Round 2
Hanari Carnes
- vs -
Solace Tatum
2 rp/3k word limit
March Madness Round 2
Shawn Wylde
- vs -
Miss Fury
2 rp/3k word limit
March Madness Round 2
Terry Borden
- vs -
Atara Themis
2 rp/3k word limit
March Madness Round 2
Calypso
- vs -
Betsy Granger
2 rp/3k word limit
March Madness Round 2
Ned Kaye
- vs -
Shawn Warstein
2 rp/3k word limit
March Madness Round 2
Jenny Myst
- vs -
Doc D'ville
2 rp/3k word limit
March Madness Round 2
OOC: All matches are 2 RPs with 3k Word Limit. You must post 1 cold open RP before the soft deadline (Monday 8th 11:59pm board time) if you wish to post 2. This soft deadline has been modified for this card only to accommodate the March Madness matches.
Saturday Night Savage opens to a string of fireworks shooting up from the stage as the crowd goes wild. The camera pans across a slew of fans, many of whom have personal signs made to support their favorite wrestlers.
PC: "Welcome, everyone, to another exciting edition of Saturday Night Savage, the final Savage on the road to March Madness!"
HHL: "That's right, Pip, and what a show we have for the fans here tonight! Not only do we have Corey Smith in action against the debuting Andre Dixon, we've also got D.D.S. squaring off against Scarlet Donaldson and Kris Von Bonn of the Misfits, AND eight matches to determine the 8 Finalists heading into March Madness!"
The Dunkin Donuts Center of over 13,000 screaming fans erupts with a mixed reception.
HHL: It looks like we are kicking things off tonight with the Universal Champion!
Pip: I am very interested in hearing just what he has to say knowing that at March Madness he will defend his Universal Championship against a virtual unknown who is going by the name Anarchy.
The ovation intensifies as Chris Page emerges out to the top of the ramp in a black leather jacket, black jeans, black combat boots with a black fedora-style hat on his head. Over his right shoulder rests his custom-made XWF Universal Championship.
Chris starts to make the walk to the ring, all business as he pays very little to no attention to the crowd.
HHL: The wheels are turning inside that head of his.”
Pip: Well you worked for the guy and know him better than any of us, what can he be thinking knowing he is walking into a virtual unknown?
HHL: I will tell you that Chris Page never walks into a situation without a game plan. Someone is trying to play a game with CCP and if they aren’t careful they will find out why he is one of the masters.
Chris reaches ringside where he removes the title from his shoulder and places it on the apron before he climbs up to where he takes his title and steps through the ropes entering the ring. He drapes the title over his right shoulder once again.
Chris walks across the ring where he calls for the microphone. Chris reaches through the ropes where he is handed the mic by a ring attendant. Chris walks out to the center ring where he lays the Universal Title across the mat. He stands, looking down at the accomplishment of hard work and dedication while the music fades.
The crowd responds with a loud ovation as Chris continues to look down at his title.
” I wanted to come out here and set the record straight.”
Chris raises his head towards the card camera gazing deeply into it with his cold blue eyes.
” When it comes to Robert Main I will stand before you and continue to express my innocence within the web of lies that Thunder Knuckles and BoB are trying to cast upon you.”
The crowd starts to quiet down as Chris continues.
” They will continue to try to pretend they are not behind all of the videos, that they are not behind this “Anarchy” that I will be defending the XWF Universal Championship against at March Madness.”
Chris takes a deep breath before he states.
” Now I am not going to stand out here and eat up a lot of your time because tonight is not about me or the drama going on around me, it is about the sweet sixteen of the March Madness. What I am going to do is stand in this ring and remind you, Thunder Knuckles, remind you, Miss Fury, that in this game of chess we are far from over.”
Chris points down at the Universal Title on the mat with his left hand.
” I busted my ass to get my hands on that piece of gold. It took one year and eight long months to climb the ladder of revolving Champions, it took defeats at the hands of Robert Main and Unknown Solider back in 2019 for me to realize as much as I thought I was ready to carry that strap… I was not. So I went to the drawing board, and I started doing my homework by teaming with arguably one of the most successful men within the modern era of the Xtreme Wrestling Federation in Robert Main…”
The crowd erupts with a thunderous ovation from the crowd as it draws a nod of approval from CCP.
” Oh yeah that’s right, the GOAT of the XWF; collectively we captured the Tag Titles and embarked on a journey that has led to the boom that you all see in the Tag Division right now. Robert and I knew that when our reign came to an end that the next step for him was going to be challenging for the Universal Championship.”
Chris draws back up his left hand from pointing at his Universal Championship.
” When Robert got taken out back on December 23rd there was not a single person more engaged in finding the man behind the attack; mission completed. Thunder Knuckles cracked Robert’s skull and now he is protecting the man that paid him to do the deed. Not only is he protecting the man behind the curtain he is running from the beating that he has come to him by my hands.”
HHL: The champ is firing on all cylinders tonight!
” All this doubt BoB is trying to cast around me is nothing more than a ploy to further try and get themselves over, cool story! Here’s the problem, you’ve picked the fight with the WRONG man at the WRONG time! Not only that, you failed at getting the job done in the process! Kudos for being the dumbest kids on the mother fucking block because NOW it’s time that you all start paying the goddamn piper!”
Do my ears deceive me? There’s a “CCP, CCP, CCP” chant starting to pick up and gain volume.
” Two weeks ago you laid me out… two weeks ago I fell victim to your trap… it is a RISK that I will take every goddamn show if it means that I can get my hands on ANY of you! Congratulations mother fuckers you wanted my attention? Well, you have gotten my undivided. Thunder Knuckles, Bobby Bourbon… and oh so sweet Miss Fury; continue to think that you have outplayed the master of this mental game of chess… because it tells me I already have you all right where I want you…”
Chris reaches out his left hand displaying his palm.
” Right here in the palm of my hand.”
“CHRIS PAGE….
YOU TOLD THE TRUTH...BUT NOT THE WHOLE TRUTH...STILL...
“THUNDER KNUCKLES DID THE DEED…”
BUT THUNDER KNUCKLES IS A MERCENARY …”
“MARCH 28th……”
“LAS VEGAS, NEVADA….”
“YOUR LAST CHANCE TO TELL THE TRUTH … OR I WILL….”
“AT MARCH MADNESS…”
Suddenly a clip starts to play on the X-Tron from December 23rd. We see Thunder Knuckles backstage at the PIER LUIGI PENZO STADIUM, VENICE, ITALY. He is by himself tucked away in the hallways of the Stadium.
Suddenly Chris Page walks up and the two bump fists as a conversation between the two starts to be seen.
” Really?”
We cut to the live shot of Chris in the ring.
” You are reduced to this?
Chris simply shakes his head before starting.
” I tell you what… You keep playing Chris Page Conspiracy and I will see you at March Madness…”
Chris reaches down picking up the Universal Title where he holds it up in the air with his left hand.
” Let’s see if you are man enough to take this away from me….”
Chris drops the microphone before shifting his attention towards the ropes. Chris walks across the ring stepping out to the ring apron before dropping down to the floor.
Pip: I do not know what to make of all of this. Someone continues to point the finger at Page but Page is not backing down. One thing is for certain that all the mind games are going to come to an end in two short weeks at March Madness because Anarchy will be revealed and he is going to have to deal with a very pissed off Universal Champion.”
HHL: It looks like the attempts to rattle CCP have not gone according to plan. What Anarchy needs to understand about Chris Page is that your endgame better be on point or else come March Madness, based on what I have seen over the last several months, Chris Page is on top of his game and now more than ever is he as dangerous as I have ever seen him.”
Chris walks back up the ramp disappearing behind the curtain.
The arena is pitch black and the melancholy opening tunes to “Someone Else” begin. But as the song starts to pick up in intensity, down in the entry way, you see a Jericho-esque light up jacket glow brilliantly. Then, twin explosions emit from either side of the ramp and the lights turn on in a swirling red and blue pattern that throb in sync with the beats of the song. Corey comes down the ramp, the jacket now flashing intermittent heart and lightning bolt patterns. On the 'Tron you see images of Corey/Lux pulling off fantastic moves, intercut with blur effects on Corey's face that obscure his features in an eerie way.
Corey gets on the ring apron, throwing his arms over the top rope as the jacket keeps flashing. He looks pumped as hell, and starts pointing out at the fans before rushing to the top rope, surveying the crowd from on high, before dropping down to the canvas and handing off his jacket. He paces the ring now, waiting for the match to begin as the music and lighting effects wind down.
The newest XWF signee Andre Dixon makes his way to the ring to a mixed reaction from the crowd. He wastes no time as he slides into the ring and immediately starts staring down his opponent as he awaits for the opening bell.
HHL: "Kicking off Savage with one hell of a match. Corey Smith, Tag title holder and one of the best wrestlers right now up against newcomer Andre Dixon."
PC: "This is Dixon's debut but he's related to the legendary Jayzon Williams who most likely had a good hand in his training. Corey may be the welcoming committee but he'd be a fool to sleep on Andre."
DING! DING! DING!
Corey Smith
- vs -
Andre Dixon Singles
And we're off. Corey Smith raises his hands into a kickboxer's stance as a smug smile creeps on his face; Dixon meets Smith in the center and the two square off in the middle of the ring. Corey sends a quick kick into Dixon's calf and backs up a step, keeping on his toes as Dixon circles looking for an opening. Smith sends another kick and switches stance to knock Dixon with a strike to the thigh. Andre's looking pissed already as Corey plays the patient game.
HHL: "Corey playing smart, attacking the base playing the tree chopper here. He knows Dixon could overpower him in an instant."
PC: "He's trying to get the bigger man's mobility down. Smith is damn good... Terrible fashion sense though."
HHL: "Oh yeah, those shorts? Yikes!"
Corey looks into the hard camera like it's The Office before striking with a quick snap jab and following up with a side kick which gets caught! Dixon surprising Smith and grabbing the leg, Dixon uses his strength to twist and throw Corey across the ring and he slides into the ropes. Smith raises his eyebrows, shocked to say the least as Dixon eggs Smith to stand with a shout of "C'mon mother fucker." Corey stifles a laugh and stands up rolling his neck and returning to a stance as he closes in on Dixon. Andre swings wide as Corey ducks and sends a stiff right into Andre's ribs, Corey dashes back and rocks Dixon with a left followed up with a spinning backfist. Andre's caught off guard as Smith rushes Dixon down getting in close and knocking Dixon to the ground with a flurry of quick Wing Chun punches into the solar plexus and finishing with a nasty elbow as Andre back hits the mat; Smith then transitions into a quick cover! The ref slides in.
1
...
KICKOUT AT 2!
PC: "You can really see experience shine so far. Dixon can't seem to find an opening."
Andre throws Smith away and shakes the cobwebs as he reaches a hand on the ropes and begins to pull himself up, Smith cracks his knuckles and rolls his neck waiting for Dixon to return. Andre spits on the mat and gets close to Smith the pair tieing up in a collar and elbow, Smith sends an elbow sliding down Dixon's right arm but the shot is blocked and Andre uses this to toss Smith over his shoulder and send him down but only briefly as Corey gets himself vertical as quick as he can; Dixon rushes in and goes for a Belly-to-Belly Suplex but Smith throws knees into the legs and palms into the temple to stop Andre in his tracks, the hold breaks and Corey makes some room to go for a jumping roundhouse which Dixon ducks under and counters with a German Suplex as Corey shows his back! Dixon drives Smith into the mat but keeps the hold locked in as he turns back to his feet and sends Corey flying with another German!
The two are separated on opposite sides of the ring as Corey clutches his skull and Andre gets back to his feet; Dixon walks over to Corey and grabs a handful of hair to pick but Corey stops Dixon short with a punch to the throat; Andre stumbles back clutching his throat as Smith gets to his feet, his eyes scanning like he's weighing his options. As Dixon reels, hacking and coughing Corey sprints forward and dives low sending a shoulder into Dixon's knee and sending the bigger man down, Corey quickly turns on his heels and keeps the momentum moving forward as he runs into a standing moonsault and crashes down onto The King! The former Engineer quickly rolls off but stays on the ground and places a foot onto Dixon's knee and begins to pull his heel back, trying to break Andre's leg! Dixon screams in agony as veins pop in Corey's face.
The ref kneels down looking for the tap but Dixon refuses and manages to get a hand under Smith's chin and pulls him up forcing himself out of the hold and getting Smith into a headlock and forces him to his feet as Dixon raises to his. Smith throws a few elbows back into Andre's gut and breaks loose before attempting an Irish whip to maintain some distance but Dixon plants his feet down and throws Corey into the opposite ropes! Smith rebounds and Dixon attempts to grab him but Corey slides under and inbetween Andre's legs and rolls back up to head into the ropes once more, he sprints at high speed as Andre begins to turn and leaps for a high knee!
BUT DIXON WAS READY!
HHL: "CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL!!!"
Dixon raising his arm high and catching Corey in mid-air! Smith reacts like an explosion went off and flails in mid-air like a downed helicopter! Andre Dixon gets a tight pin in as soon as Corey Smith reaches the ground. The ref counts!
1
...
2
...
THR-NO!
COREY MANAGES TO GET A SHOULDER UP! Dixon argues the count with the ref as the fans go wild.
PC: "An even contest so far."
HHL: "I doubt Corey is the only one surprised by Andre Dixon right now."
Dixon breaths heavily as Corey begins to stir, Andre grabs Corey and picks him up halfway before sending a knee into Smith's temple! Corey stumbles over himself as the strike hits and he falls into the corner. Andre Dixon owns the ring right now and circles around like a rampaging bull before running into a full sprint and attempting a deadly spear! BUT COREY LEAPS INTO THE AIR! Dixon crashing into the steel post and Smith drops down sending a double-foot stomp into Andre's spine! Dixon collapses in a heap but Corey isn't finished yet as he begins to climb the turnbuckle and uses all his strength to pull Dixon up with him. The crowd go to their feet as they know what's coming next as Corey tries his best to position himself but Andre keeps stumbling under the weight of his weakened knee.
HHL: "Corey is looking to end this!"
Corey stands precariously on the top rope as he looks for Corey Special No. 4 but the hold slips as Dixon falls down a rung and Smith tries to retain his balance! But Andre wakes up and hurls Smith off the tope rope and he crashes into the referee below! Corey Smith and the ref are both down! Andre falls forward and onto the mat, clutching his knee he looks at his surroundings, seeing a moment to get the win he rolls out of the ring.
PC: "Andre knows it takes a lot to put Corey down and knows the best way to get the 1, 2, 3 here. Smart."
Andre digs under the ring and retrieves a steel chair.
HHL: "Some would say it's cheating."
Dixon slides back in as Corey is catching his bearings.
PC: "It's taking advantage, not his fault XWF refs are made out of paper."
Dixon smacks the chair on the mat like he's at the bat and looking to make a homerun as Corey kneels up.
Andre raises the chair high!
BUT COREY WITH A STRONG ELBOW TO THE GUT!
ANDRE DIXON KEELS OVER! HIS ARMS DROPPING WITH THE CHAIR AT HIS HEAD!
AND COREY STRIKES!
HHL: "EXTRA FACE PAIN DE-LUX!"
PC: "Right into the steel chair!"
AND ANDRE IS DOWN!
COREY PUSHES THE CHAIR OUT OF THE RING!
THE REF JUST BEGINNING TO WAKE UP!
HE MAKES A SLUGGISH COUNT!
1
....
2
....
3!!!
WINNER VIA PINFALL - COREY SMITH!
“Someone Else” by Rezz and Grabbitz hits as the crowd cheer! Corey slumped over Andre after a hard-fought match.
HHL: "Andre Dixon met the XWF's welcoming committee and held his ground for some time, but Corey Smith adds another win to a long list of victories."
PC: "Andre met one of the best and was a hair away from the win, this guy's gonna be a force and I'll put money on that. I guarantee these two will meet again."
The D.D.S. theme song begins to play as Demos and Jim Jimson make their way out onto the ramp. They pose together on the stage for a moment before heading down the aisle, handing out fliers about the dangers of dolphin rape as they do so.
PC: "D.D.S. put up one helluva fight last Savage against the Tag Team Champions, but came up just short of capturing the Titles."
HHL: "You gotta think a win here tonight would put them right back towards the front of a growing list of contenders."
PC: "XWF's Tag Division has been on the rise as of late, and these two have certainly played a big part in that, along with the emergence of teams like Them No Good Bastards and Centrubion."
D.D.S. climb into the ring and toss the rest of their fliers into the crowd as their music fades out. They huddle up in their corner and begin going over a game plan as their opponents' theme begins.
As "Thunderstruck" by AC/DC begins, the lights go dark and white lightning is shown flickering on the stage. Once the lyrics hit, there are 2 glows shown, each revealing Kris Von Bonn holding his hammer and Scarlet Donaldson next to him. The two Misfits head down the aisle, trailed closely by Antony the Jerk.
PC: "Jim and Charlie weren't the only ones with a rough Savage, as BOTH members of the Misfits were eliminated from March Madness 2 weeks ago."
HHL: "It hasn't been all sparkle and sunshine for the Misfits as of late, but a win over the former #1 Contenders to the Tag Titles would certainly change that!"
Kris Von Bonn sets his hammer in the corner before climbing in with Donaldson and staring down their opponents from across the ring. Jim gives them a blank look, while Demos tries to charge at them, only to be held back by the referee.
PC: "Such different demeanors from Charlie and Jim, it's amazing how well the two of them coexist together!"
HHL: "Well, you know what they say: opposites attract, and that statement hasn't been more true than it is for D.D.S."
PC: "Yes, but the Misfits have been together alot longer than Jimson and Nickles, so we'll see if that cohesion plays a factor in this one."
The ref, still holding Demos back, looks over the current TV Champion's shoulder and calls for the bell before letting him go.
DING! DING! DING!
DDS
Demos & Jim Jimson
- vs - Misfits
Kris Von Bonn & Scarlett Donaldson Tag Team
An eager Charlie runs towards the Misfits, only for Jimson to step in front of him. Jim assures his hyped up partner that he can handle it, motioning for him to head onto the apron. Charlie nods in agreement and slaps The Jim on the back, perhaps a little too hard, before obliging. Antony and Scarlet laugh at the odd pairing before climbing outside, leaving Kris Von Bonn alone with Jim Jimson.
PC: "Looks like it's gonna be The Jim vs The Hammer!"
The two of them lock up in the center of the ring, with Von Bonn getting the upper hand with a Knee to the Gut. He follows it up with a right, then a left, followed by a second right before Irish Whipping The Jim for the ropes. As Jimson bounces back towards The Hammer, Demos makes a blind tag on him, but Von Bonn doesn't see it. As Kris nearly takes Jim's head off with a brutal Clothesline, Charlie sneaks into the ring and puts him down with a surprise Sidewalk Slam.
PC: "That tag caught The Hammer off guard!"
HHL: "Scarlet tried to warn him, but the momentum from his Clothesline took him right into that Sidewalk Slam!"
Charlie motions for Jim to help him with a Suplex, but Jimson doesn't know where he's at and grabs the referee by mistake. Luckily, before he can hit it, Demos drops Kris Von Bonn and pulls the ref to safety before walking his partner over to their corner. This distraction allows The Hammer to crush Nickles against the turnbuckles with a big Splash.
HHL: "That time it was Charlie getting caught off guard!"
PC: "That's just the opening the Misfits needed, let's see if they can take advantage of it!"
Von Bonn tosses Demos towards the opposite corner, where his partner is, before charging after him. Charlie is able to get a boot up, backing The Hammer off of him. Unfortunately, as he tries to go after Kris, Scarlet grabs Nickles by the hair, yanks him backwards, and begins choking him with the tag rope as her partner distracts the ref. This causes Jimson to run in for an attempted save, but the ref walks past The Hammer and keeps Jim from helping. As he gets Jimson back to his corner, Von Bonn delivers multiple Kicks to Charlie as his partner continues to choke him.
HHL: "The ref's busy with the wrong guy!"
PC: "Maybe if Jim was smart enough to listen to the referee, his partner wouldn't be gasping for air!"
As soon as the ref gets Jim back onto the apron and turns around, Donaldson lets go of the rope and puts her hands in the air. Kris Von Bonn tags her in, where they proceed to Mudhole Stomp the hell out of Charlie all the way up to the count of 5. The Hammer then climbs out of the ring, leaving The Hunteress in with Demos.
HHL: "Scarlet better hope Charlie isn't able to fight back, or else she's gonna be in a world of hurt."
PC: "If her and Kris are able to keep up this pace, I don't think it'll be an issue."
With her opponent taking a seat in the corner, The Hunteress presses her foot into his throat, once again, using the entire 5 count to her advantage. She then acts like she's gonna Whip Charlie towards his partner, only to pull him back and drop him with a Superkick. Scarlet then lays across Demos for a cover.
HHL: "Charlie doesn't want to let his partner down, but he's in no man's land currently."
PC: "The Misfits certainly are no strangers to working one half of the ring, as any Tag Team should be!"
HHL: "If only they could do it without cheating."
Scarlet brings Demos to his feet and walks him over to Kris Von Bonn, who makes the tag and joins his partner in the ring. They Irish Whip Charlie towards the ropes and attempt a Double Clothesline on the rebound, which Nickles is able to duck. He goes to bounce off the opposite side, but Antony is there to trip him up, receiving enormous heat for the trouble.
HHL: "Like that!"
PC: "Hey! The Misfits can't control what their manager does, Heather!"
The referee walks over and gives Antony hell, but this only works in the Misfits' favor that much more, allowing Scarlet to deliver a Low Blow to Charlie on her way out. With Nickles hunched over, Kris Von Bonn is able to hit a Pumphandle Suplex, staying on his opponent for a pin attempt.
HHL: "If Jim can't get in there soon, I dont think they'll be able last much longer."
PC: "Charlie's no stranger to pain, but even HE has a limit."
Kris Von Bonn gets to his feet and tags Scarlet Donaldson in, pointing to Charlie before making his way to the top rope. As he does so, The Hunteress drags Demos up and gets behind him in German Suplex position. The Hammer then dives off the top rope, but Nickles is able to escape Scarlet's grasp, causing Von Bonn to Clothesline her instead!
PC: "This could be the opportunity D.D.S. needs!"
Charlie goes to get up, but The Hammer is right there with a Spear that puts Nickles back down. He helps his partner to her feet before bringing Demos to his and slinging him towards the ropes. Both members of the Misfits bend over, but Charlie stops in his tracks and kicks Von Bonn in the face before DDTing Donaldson. He stands back up, only for The Hammer to come charging at him. Luckily for Charlie, he's able to pull down on the top rope, sending Von Bonn toppling over it. Demos then turns around into a Superkick to the Gut, which he catches and reverses into a Scoop Powerslam that leaves both him AND his opponent out on the mat as the fans cheer him on.
PC: "He's got to get to his partner while he has a chance!"
Demos begins crawling towards his corner, where an eager Jim Jimson has his hand extended. Donaldson does the same thing, except Von Bonn hasn't made it back yet! This allows Charlie to tag Jim in as The Hunteress is left dumbfounded by her lack of support.
HHL: "This place is going nuts!"
PC: "Never in a million years did I expect this much support for a man who murders dolphins and shoves pinecones down people's throats!"
Jim Jimson hurries in and approaches The Hunteress, who slowly turns around. As soon as she sees Jim, he delivers a Kick to the midsection before leveling her with a Canadian Destroyer that Petey Williams himself would be proud of.
HHL: "Holy shit!"
PC: "I guess all that time on the apron paid off!"
The impact of the move pops a dazed Donaldson to her feet, allowing Jim to shove a pinecone into her mouth in an attempt to submit her. Unfortunately for D.D.S., though, the referee informs him the move is technically illegal before starting a 5 count. Like his opponents before, Jimson uses every second of the count before yanking the pinecone out and tossing it aside. With The Hunteress stunned, Jim wraps his arms around her for a good, long, loving hug.
PC: "He's setting up for the Jimson Slam!"
HHL: "Uh oh, here comes The Hammer!"
The elongated hug allows Kris Von Bonn to slide in and attack Jimson from behind, forcing him to let go of Donaldson. Both Misfits then bend Jim over before hoisting him up for a Double Powerbomb. However, before they can deliver it, Demos slides in and pulls his partner down behind them! Kris and Scarlet turn around into a Superkick from the two extra legs Jimson grew upon landing.
HHL: "I would LOVE to know how he does that!"
PC: "Rumor has it it's an old Jimson family secret!"
Charlie Nickles runs towards Kris Von Bonn and Clotheslines him over the top rope, flying over with him. With Jimson alone with The Hunteress, he wraps his arms around her for a good 20 seconds before delivering a Belly to Belly Suplex that lays Scarlet out. Jim hooks both legs and elevates himself for as much leverage as he can possibly muster.
PC: "Jim Jimson picks up the victory for his team!"
HHL: "Another impressive showing by D.D.S., this time resulting in a win!"
PC: "What a way to bounce back from that heartbreaking loss last Savage!"
An elated Demos slides in the ring and celebrates with his partner, who doesn't quite seem like the victory has hit, just yet. Charlie then reaches into his pants and pulls out a baby dolphin, which he presents to Jimson.
PC: "Looks like he's been saving that for a special occasion!"
HHL: "If I didn't know any better, I'd say the thing's already dead!"
Jimson's eyes widen as he takes the dolphin and punts it into the audience, receiving some horrified gasps from the few members of PETA in attendance. As the crowd reacts to the shocking actions of D.D.S., As the crowd reacts to the finish to the match, the lights seem to falter, and You're Dead starts to play throughout.
The crowd goes crazy, knowing what comes next. Demos's eyes dart around the arena, looking for what generally comes next when this song starts to play.
"Is Demos going to get attacked AGAIN by B.O.B.?"
"Demos isn't alone tonight!"
Jim Jimson looks absolutely terrified. Von Bonn and Scarlett look a little bemused at the sight of Demos's panic. The XWF Universe sings along with the telltale anthem of an abrupt ass kicking.
*YOU'RE DEAD, YOU'RE DEAD, YOU'RE DEAD!*
The chants turn to roars as they see Thunder Knuckles run down the ramp and slide into the ring, holding a baseball bat! TK turns and raises his middle finger towards Demos! Demos takes a deep breath and keeps his eyes locked on TK.
*YOU'RE DEAD, YOU'RE DEAD, YOU'RE DEAD!*
Suddenly, TK spins and cracks Scarlett Donaldson in the forehead with the bat, and she crumples to the mat! As she does, we see Bobby Bourbon, seemingly from out of nowhere, absolutely clobber Kris Von Bonn with a body avalanche! Von Bonn tumbles to the ring apron, and Bourbon steps out with him. Bourbon positions Von Bonn's head between his thighs, then hoists him.
BOBBYBOMB TO THE OUTSIDE FROM THE RING APRON!
"OH MY GOD!"
"THE HAMMER JUST GOT NAILED!"
TK picks up the limp body of Scarlett and dumps her outside. Bourbon hops down from the apron and grabs two nearby steel folding chairs in one hand, then motions for a microphone with the other. The music dies down as Bobby slides the chairs into the ring and tosses the microphone to TK. TK turns to DDS.
Uh, Jim, you're alright, but you might want to get your new buddy out of here.
Jimson tugs on Demos's arm, and without looking away, Demos follows him out of the ring and back up the entrance ramp. Bobby Bourbon enters the ring and sets up both folding chairs. Both he and TK sit. TK hands the microphone back to Bobby.
Welp, looks like we fucked up a couple of Misfits.
Looks like we sure did, ole' buddy ole' pal.
Indeed, Mr. Knuckles, guess that means Mastermind will be down here in no time to stand up for his compatriots!
You bet!
"Bobby and Thunder Knuckles seem to be baiting Mastermind!"
"Does Mastermind have a choice?"
Bobby gets up and leans on the top rope, looking back up the entire length of the ring entrance.
Mastermind, come on down, we're going to keep injuring your friends if you don't.
"This is sick! Kris Von Bonn and Scarlett Donaldson have nothing to do with TNGB facing off against Morbid Angel and Mastermind next Warfare!"
"They don't? They're allies of Mastermind!"
Bobby turns to TK. TK shakes his head 'no' and shrugs, and Bobby turns looking back up the ramp. TK gets out of his chair and steps out of the ring to the floor near the bodies of Von Bonn and Scarlett.
Maaaaaaaaastermiiiiiind, come out and play-ay!
Bobby waits for a moment as the crowd is in a fever pitch. Bobby turns and nods towards TK, who grabs Scarlett's foot!
Maaaaastermiiiind, come out to play-ay!
Bobby signals to TK.
THUNDER STRIKE ON SCARLETT ON THE ARENA FLOOR!
"Someone put a stop to this!"
"Mastermind is leaving his teammates out in the cold!"
Bobby turns and looks dead at the camera.
Eh, who are we kidding. Mastermind wouldn't come out here to save his own life, let alone these two.
His allies in the Misfits.
Hope you're paying attention, Morbid.
Come home, brother. Join B.O.B.
TK rolls Kris Von Bonn back into the ring. Bobby drops the microphone and hoists Von Bonn to his feet, and hooks his head. TK slides back into the ring as Bobby raises up Von Bonn vertically...
RAINBOW LASER DEATH SEQUENCE!!
TK glides back to his feet in doing so he grabs the microphone.
Seeing as Ol' Thunder Knuckles is in the mood to fucking take care of some goddamn light work. Bring Chris Page's ass to the ring! Come on, mother fucker, last time I whipped your ass I took your belt and your fucking hair. What exactly comes with that pretty piece of fucking leather and gold? Come on Todd hit his fucking music. You know the fucker can't help but be in the godamn spotlight.
Chris Page doesn't come out. The crowd rains down boos on TK relentlessly.
Boo me if you want you fucking Rhode Island fucking idiots. Ohio is a better fucking state and you fucking know it! Turns out you can bust a fucking walnut open and not have consequences.
TK smiles and soaks in the boos then gives his now famous, one-of-a-kind, jerking-off hand gesture.
The one time Robert Main didn't duck it fucking cost him! Fuck it, Bobby, his ass isn't coming out.
TK spits in the direction of the fallen Misfits and tosses the microphone out of the ring. Now we cut to a commercial.
PIP: Where DO we get those sponsors from Heather?
HHL: Karen's really getting creative.
"GET OUT OF ME COUNTRY"
The crowd pops as Noah Jackson strolls lazily from the back and basks in the glow of sick cunt energy washing over him. He slowly puts his right foot forward and glides down the ramp on his heelies, rhythmically raising and lowering pointed fingers to the sky as the crowd chants.
"CUNT!"
"CUNT!"
"CUNT!"
Until he reaches the apron where he gracefully rolls under the bottom rope and goes straight to the corner continuing his motions and the chants until his music is rudely cut off.
HHL: "Noah Jackson advanced to the 2nd Round of March Madness with an impressive victory over the equally impressive newcomer, The Story Teller, in his return match."
PC: "It was a sick win for a sick........... man, and he'll be looking to top it here tonight against Kieran Overton."
"Beast" by Puppy plays over the sound system as there's massive amount of boos when Kieran Overton walks out as he screams on top of his lungs with his hands in the air on top of the ramp, wearing shorts, shirt, gloves and boots before walking down as he ignores each one of the fans before he goes up the steps and goes over the top rope and places his hand on his left arm, basically not giving a damn about them before he turns to anger, while he goes to sit in the corner, waiting for the match to start.
HHL: "Overton suffered a questionable loss in the 1st Round, which led to Theo Pryce allowing him to move on to the next one."
PC: "Kieran's got to take advantage of the second chance that's been given to him, or else it will all have been for nothin'."
HHL: "He's gonna have his hands full with the former Television AND Tag Team Champion here tonight."
With both men waiting in their corners, the referee turns to the time keeper and calls for the bell.
DING! DING! DING!
Noah Jackson
- vs -
Kieran Overton
2 rp/3k word limit
March Madness Round 2
The two of them meet in the center of the ring, where Kieran goes to lock up with Noah. Jackson tries to duck under Overton's arms the same way he did to The Story Teller, but The Destructive Beast grabs him from behind. He turns the Sick Cunt around and Irish Whips him towards the ropes, going for a Clothesline on the rebound, which Noah avoids before bouncing off the other side and back at Kieran. As he heads back, Jackson Baseball Slides under Overton's legs before popping to his feet behind him. Kieran turns around and catches Noah off guard with a Kick to the midsection, following it up with a brutal Shoulderbreaker as the fans boo.
HHL: "Looks like Kieran has Noah pretty well scouted."
PC: "With how unpredictable Noah is, that will only get him so far."
Rather than cover his opponent, Kieran Overton lifts him all the way up from the mat into Powerbomb position before slamming him down. Rather than release it upon impact, The Destructive Beast brings Noah back up and slams him down, once more, pinning his shoulders to the mat this time.
PC: "He better fight back quick, or we're gonna have one less c-word in March Madness!"
Kieran reaches around Noah and lifts him up halfway, before bringing him down on his stomach for a Gutbuster. Overton wastes no time, dragging Jackson back to his feet and Whipping him into the corner. The Destructive Beast charges after him, attempting a Big Splash............... which Noah dodges, causing Kieran to crash against the turnbuckles! With his opponent stunned, the former TV Champion is able to hit an Enzuiguri, but Kieran manages to stay on his feet still.
PC: "It's gonna take more than that to topple the Destructive Beast!"
Noah Jackson runs to the ropes and back at Overton, who catches him with a Powerslam out of nowhere, hooking a leg for the cover!
HHL: "Apparently it's gonna take more to keep Noah down, too!"
Kieran gets to his feet and puts Noah in Piledriver position before signaling for the end.
PC: "Looks like we're about to see the Destructive Driver! I can't see Noah getting up from this if he hits it!"
Before Overton can attempt the move, his opponent flips him over his head. The Beast is quick to his feet, but so is Jackson, who rushes at Kieran and goes for a one-legged dropkick. Unfortunately for Noah, Overton is able to catch his leg before grabbing the other one, turning him over in a Boston Crab.
HHL: "Kieran Overton is ON tonight!"
PC: "Yeah, on top of Noah!"
The Destructive Beast applies pressure to the legs and lower back of his opponent, but Noah refuses to quit. Using all the strength he can muster, Jackson pushes himself up and slowly walks himself over to the ropes by his hands, where he is eventually able to reach out and grab the bottom one, forcing a break.
PC: "Noah not only keeps himself alive in this match with that rope break, but March Madness, as well!"
Kieran waits right up 'til the count of 5 to break the hold, viciously stomping on his opponent's back as he does so. He then bends down and picks his opponent up, but before he can do anything, Noah is able to slip out behind him and deck Overton in the back of the head with a hard right.
PC: "King Hit! Noah Jackson just donkey punched Kieran Overton out of March Madness!"
HHL: "He's got the cover, this could be it right here!"
HHL: "You gotta wonder, had they been further away from the ropes, if Kieran would've been able to kick out?"
PC: "I think if he was capable of it, he wouldn't have used his foot to save him right there!"
Noah stands up and brings his opponent with him, before getting him set up for a Down Thunder. As he goes to life the Beast up, however, Kieran is able to slip out of Jackson's grasp and shove him away. Overton then runs towards Noah, who attempts a Kitchen Sink, only for Kieran to dive over his leg and pop to his feet in sloppy fashion.
HHL: "What athleticism from Overton!"
PC: "It's not pretty, but effective nonetheless!"
Noah turns into a Kick from Kieran, who bends Jackson over and motions for another attempt at The Destructive Driver. This time Overton is able to actually flip forward, and connect with the move before rolling Noah onto his back for the cover.