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THE NEW INTERNET CHAMPION - Dean Rose - 03-13-2021
We see a cameraman sitting in the gorilla position, he is pretty relaxed and is holding a cigar in his hand.
Unanticipatedly, Dean rose bursts through the curtains, He is bleeding like a stuffed pig and is holding the internet championship, it has his blood all over it too.
The cameraman jumps up and begins berating Dean Rose with words.
"Dean youre bleeding, you want the nurse? man your bleeding bad, how can i help?"
Dean looks at him, bitterly.
"You can HELP me by falling silent and shutting the fuck up."
"Oh ok, im very sorry, Dean. Would you like me to film you speaking your mind, yknow, get stuff off your chest."
"Sure, and thats Dean 'the internet champion of the world' Rose to you."
Dean limps over to the green screen and prepares to be on camera, yet again.
He doesnt have the smug look on his face anymore, he is noticeably battered and beaten after his match with Barney.
"Bud, im just gunna say whatever is on my mind."
The cameraman presses a button and gets ready to film.
"Alright, Dean we're rolling in 5...4...3...2...1"
Dean looks at the camera, he then looks at his blood soaked hands for a moment and then looks back.
He smiles, cracks his knuckles and tries to get back to his usual annoying self.
"Yes, people, its true.
Dean Rose is your new internet champion and he is possibly the new gold standard for a champion.
But im not just raising the bar for people who want to earn this title, im raising the bar for every champion, every challenger, every jobber, every main eventer.
I have reached such a high, such a monstrous high, such an Everest level of height for this company."
Dean has to wipe the blood off of his face as it begins leaking into his mouth and blinding him.
"You see this blood, my blood, thats all over the place right now.
This blood is the new blood, the youngblood, the goddamn future-of-this-damn-company blood."
Dean begins to shout his words
"I became the XWF internet champion after around a month in this company.
I have achieved more than half of you people in the back, in a month.
You know people were talking shit about me on twitter, Thadpuss Douche, some fucking old skank and some other forgettable "B-" player.
But these people dont understand, they dont get my skill.
They said i was some fucking flash in the pan, disrespectful, dick.
And while i am a dick, im not just a heel of the week loser.
I am a fucking star, a legend."
Dean looks at his championship and slowly holds it up.
"You people at home are looking at the future, you people are looking at the unstoppable, ultimate, untamable, DEEEAN ROOOSE!
So, if anybody thinks theyve got what i have, TOO BAD.
Challenge me to match if you want, i dont care.
This championship will only be defended when i feel like defending it."
Dean spits blood out of his mouth and smiles.
He clips the belt round his waist and walks away.
Dean Rose is your new internet champion and he is possibly the new gold standard for a champion.
But im not just raising the bar for people who want to earn this title, im raising the bar for every champion, every challenger, every jobber, every main eventer.
I have reached such a high, such a monstrous high, such an Everest level of height for this company."
Dean has to wipe the blood off of his face as it begins leaking into his mouth and blinding him.
"You see this blood, my blood, thats all over the place right now.
This blood is the new blood, the youngblood, the goddamn future-of-this-damn-company blood."
Dean begins to shout his words
"I became the XWF internet champion after around a month in this company.
I have achieved more than half of you people in the back, in a month.
You know people were talking shit about me on twitter, Thadpuss Douche, some fucking old skank and some other forgettable "B-" player.
But these people dont understand, they dont get my skill.
They said i was some fucking flash in the pan, disrespectful, dick.
And while i am a dick, im not just a heel of the week loser.
I am a fucking star, a legend."
Dean looks at his championship and slowly holds it up.
"You people at home are looking at the future, you people are looking at the unstoppable, ultimate, untamable, DEEEAN ROOOSE!
So, if anybody thinks theyve got what i have, TOO BAD.
Challenge me to match if you want, i dont care.
This championship will only be defended when i feel like defending it."
Dean spits blood out of his mouth and smiles.
He clips the belt round his waist and walks away.
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