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the banana tape - Tommy Wish - 02-06-2021
Track 1: still eating nana's
As I sit here eating this rotten banana I ask myself this question
Why aren’t I champion of the human race of overpopulation?
Because they know that my genes might ruin a pool or two
Hell even the neighbors wive wouldn’t want to share
But I don’t care, i’ll still march on with my banana
As I eat it down, and break it up with my bare hands
All mushy gushy like a kootchi on a warm sunny icbuchii
I tend to eat up like if it was a sushi stuck in a elevator
I can tell when something goes ugly pretty quick
As I tend to eat this now rotten banana
I tend to over look a few minor things like a an ox
Since i’m too stubborn to see what’s in front
I can do the milly rock until I get a shot with mescaline
And dance with my eyes closed to a sounds of death
This one banana could kill a man, i’ve tried it
But it didn’t aim to well, so I dwell in hell
I can’t tell so I dwell in hell rotten like rat
With my rotten banana that taste like death
Maybe it’s my punishment for eating Sarah’s butthole
picks up phone...
unknowncaller Said:Tommy, you can't be on the mic man, you suck. Man, why did you even bother releasing this tape? You're better off putting over Drezdin then wasting your brea--
hangs up the phone...
re:the banana tape - Tommy Wish - 02-06-2021
Track two: am i joke to you? (feat Reggie as Giglimour and JB as Bane Snarver)
Am I Joke to you?
Am I Joke to you?
I've been making a killing in XWF
With my 7'0" height and 24 inch pythons
I was wrecking shit in the ring
But due to me not being hot and winning
I had to leave and nobody remembers me
So now, I am asking you all
Am I joke to you all?
I managed to get myself nominated for a RPOTM
Even though I tend to think everyone cares about my opinions
Nobody seems to care about me
So as I ask you all
Am I Joke to you all?
Because I let off my mouth out of my socket
Now here I am Eric standin alone
Am I Joke to you?
Am I joke to you?
Am I joke to you?
I've been King of X-Treme
Nobody can do harm to me
But so what if I let out an N word?
So what if I beat my wife?
So what if I cause people to hate me?
I am better than the rest or so i've been told
Am I joke to you?
I've been stinkin up the place since 2010
Still couldn't be over than a range rover
As stand here shootin off the mouth
Complainin that I deserve to be free
But as I Giglimour ask you all
Am I Joke to you all?
If so y'all can su--
*Whoa you can't say that or he'll sue!*
Am I Joke to you all?
I made myself known
From shit jokes to phobic jokes
I even wanted to destroy my own company
Let everyone suffer unda me
Let people turn away from my company
Since I like to see these loonies free
I could care less on what you say on about me
I am such a anti SJW freak, I can't sleep
Until I get my shitfilled condoms in my throat
Oh yeah to JB, he shouldn't have trusted me
Since I made him leave
Am I joke to you all?
Am I joke to you all?
Then the song cuts off with three gunshots to each of these men.
picks up the phone...
karengoddest Said:THIS EP SHOULD NOT EVER BE HEARD OR SEEN IN PUBLIC! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!... NO KIDS SHOULD LISTEN THIS FILTH!... TOMMY WISH IS A BAD INFLUENCE ON THE KIDS! AN--
hangs up the phone..
re:the banana tape - Tommy Wish - 02-06-2021
Track 3: kids n' Karen
"Yeah... I might be a bad influence on the youth, but what does it say about you? Karen, you don't understand me, and I need to explain a few things about me."
Hello Karen, how are you living?
Are you patrolin the streets?
Are you callin cops?
You should be thinking about what your kids do
They be doing more bad things you can imagine
I won't get into the specifics, but you know
So Karen you can pull this record off the store
You can scream and shout that I should be banned
But you do know that i'm thuggin n buggin right?
So the rules don't mean much to me
I could get some dap from your son
I could get your daughter to taker her shoes off
And let me slip n side on her toes
I could get your neighbor jam with me
So i'm not claiming that i'm untouchable, no
But you need to know i'm Tommy Wish
Who don't play around like a trick
So to you and rest of the Karen's
I'm not a playa I just crush alot to these kids
"Kids... don't play this at night."
"I got one more song left in me, so who's in it?"
"Not me man, I can't rap on the low..."
"C'mon JB, you killed it on that last track."
"So what... it wasn't great."
"JB, it's just for fun man... it's not like anyone gonna hear it anyways."
"What he said man. It's all for fun."
"Aight then let's do it.."
re:the banana tape - Tommy Wish - 02-06-2021
Track Four: Tha Endginin
"Oh sh-- they finna blow dis sucka up.. where dey at doe'"
Go tell it on a mountain top that JB is here
We gonna go far until the wheels fall off
I am a man from the streets who knows shit
I don't claim to be a hero to many
But I know within my soul they fuck with me
I've been in the scene of XWF so long
I need some pension plan asap
Shit where tha dollas at like i'm chronic page
I don't expect this shit to be raw
But real raw is me and what I stand for
Until the end of time I roll by the thugs
And won't get scrubbed out
I will say this one time and one time only
JB don't take nothin from nobody
"yo yo yo yo... hop on dis one Reg!"
It's Reggie here, the boy red boy wonda
I can tell you i'm glad I B Dupped Alias
He simply had it comin from the blindside
He and that belt can burn in hell for all I care
As I strive to get my shit heard on the scene
I got some issues that i to come clean with
I never had an issue with being around
when things don't come my way
I feel like i'm the bad guy with no regrets
Since I left those good guy vibes back in Wisconsin
So as I roll with the thugs its a start for me
I anit losin sleep over Lucy and her boytoy
As I keep on shinin harder than a Left Hand segment
So Bampohet and the rest can eat a dick up!
"ay ay ay!... fuck up T!"
T wish again pullin a van out the garage
Plotting to take some more Kenzi's shoes
As theif in the night, as the sky so bright
I can gleam myself up like a devil in the heat
As I roam in the streets of XWF at night
Be afraid that a thug might come out tonight
I don't claim to be the best at this shit
But trust me, I know how to get down
I can move along in the firey pit and dance
As I got ants in my pants
I got beef with the girl who left me
But that's fine I got myself a righty
As she does me well so nicely
I wish to drink some pink cosmos at night
So I can get myself into DeMos' club
But fuck it though, it's THUGS fo lyfe