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Congrats! - "The Wolf of Afghanistan" Joshua Schuler - 02-03-2021
Just wanted to congratulate you on winning in my eyes the most prestigious title in XWF. Oh almost forgot my friend Bobby Blowback wants to congratulate you as well.
BWP then smashes Alias over the top of the head with a wooden baseball bat. Bobby Blowback's DNA splinters off into the skull of Alias as Bearded War Pig begins ramming his slightly splintered 'friend' into the stomach of Alias. Hunching over as if he has to projectile vomit while Pig stands tall. BWP drops Bobby Blowback and quickly wraps a arm around the hunched over Alias. Pig drops backwards dropping Alias face first with a simple but very effective DDT. Pig quickly grabs Bobby Blowback and uses his friend as a leverage to roll Alias into a pin with like a giant rolling pin.
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re:Congrats! - ALIAS - 02-03-2021
Like a less shitty Fred Durst, Alias keeps on rolling through the pin and back to his feet, somehow stealing Bobby Blowback in the process. BWP doesn't understand how physics even allowed that to happen. Alias speaks to nobody beside him.
"Can you uh... do your thing?"
Bobby Blowback heals! With an awkward smile, Alias just hands the renewed bat back to BWP and... compliments him...? before skipping off.
"I like your beard."