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HAW-FUCKING-HAW! - (Gravy_Xtreme_5000) - 10-03-2020 Look at Charlie Nickles coming into his tag match all half cocked and dragging ass! It's almost like Sarah Lacklan beat the fight right outta him! I get it Charlie, you looked so strong in your debut, but when all eyes where firmly placed upon you, you fucked it up! Been there, and it sucks! But chin up kid! After TK kicks your ass with minimal effort and you have nowhere left to go but up, BOB will be there to lift you up to your highest dreams! Or kick your ass! You decide! #JoinBOB re:HAW-FUCKING-HAW! - Charlie Nickles - 10-03-2020 For someone who gets no mic time on the show you sure do talk a lot. Being mentioned in my promo this week is the most publicity you've gotten this year. re:HAW-FUCKING-HAW! - (Gravy_Xtreme_5000) - 10-03-2020 Nice try, but your reflecting skills suck. Go pick on Chris Chaos or Peter Gilmour. They're both so self obsessed with their images that they might just bite. Me on the other hand? I couldn't give a shit less about your opinion,, but if you want to test your mettle fight me and pick up another loss chokey! re:HAW-FUCKING-HAW! - Charlie Nickles - 10-03-2020 I'll lay your ass down for that three count anytime, anywhere. re:HAW-FUCKING-HAW! - (Gravy_Xtreme_5000) - 10-03-2020 Next Savage, and how about you JoinBOB after I thoroughly kick your ass! re:HAW-FUCKING-HAW! - Charlie Nickles - 10-03-2020 Already been booked for Spooky Savage. I got the old guard lining up for that workman's comp. I'll take you on the November Warfare, your little anarchy show, or a Savage in November. re:HAW-FUCKING-HAW! - (Gravy_Xtreme_5000) - 10-03-2020 You name the place, you name the stip, you join BOB when you fall. That's my only stipulation Charlie, now let's make it happen! re:HAW-FUCKING-HAW! - Charlie Nickles - 10-03-2020 You got anything special for me when I win, or is the joy of victory all I'm going to get out of this little sideshow game? re:HAW-FUCKING-HAW! - (Gravy_Xtreme_5000) - 10-03-2020 Heh, I'm not losing. Name it Charlie, what you want bud? re:HAW-FUCKING-HAW! - (Gravy_Xtreme_5000) - 10-03-2020 Today douchebag, some of us have things to do! re:HAW-FUCKING-HAW! - (Gravy_Xtreme_5000) - 10-03-2020 You'd think the satisfaction of winning would be enough since it's a feeling you've missed out on here lately. re:HAW-FUCKING-HAW! - (Gravy_Xtreme_5000) - 10-03-2020 One by one the sands of time flow and I become increasingly bored... re:HAW-FUCKING-HAW! - (Gravy_Xtreme_5000) - 10-03-2020 Responding is hard. Must not know what he wanted before opening his big mouth. re:HAW-FUCKING-HAW! - (Gravy_Xtreme_5000) - 10-03-2020 ICU re:HAW-FUCKING-HAW! - Charlie Nickles - 10-03-2020 Sorry bub, was shooting up some meth but my needle broke so I had to hot glue it together. I want a 24/7 briefcase specially made to challenge for any belt held by a BoB member. re:HAW-FUCKING-HAW! - (Gravy_Xtreme_5000) - 10-03-2020 Done! re:HAW-FUCKING-HAW! - (Gravy_Xtreme_5000) - 10-03-2020 Oh, you do get something outta this match Charlie, ya know, besides inclusion in the hottest stable in XWF. You get to show Robert Main what a set of balls looks like. Credit where it's due pal! Good job! re:HAW-FUCKING-HAW! - Charlie Nickles - 10-03-2020 I don't want you jackals fucking me after I win. I want a contract signing, something official. With XWF lawyers and the whole nine yards, in front of the millions and millions of fans watching from home. re:HAW-FUCKING-HAW! - Thunder Knucklesā¢ - 10-03-2020 Those are big word coming from a small man, Graves. If he knew anything about contracts he'd have fulfilled his obligations correctly. HAW-FUCKING-HAW! - Charlie Nickles - 10-03-2020 Bankruptcy, Thunder Cuckold! Learn it, live it, love it! re:HAW-FUCKING-HAW! - Miss Fury - 10-03-2020 I think that you would fit right in with BOB Charlie. We may or may not have a full drug operation, but if we did, BOBs soar for free. HAW-FUCKING-HAW! - Charlie Nickles - 10-03-2020 I'm clean. Don't accuse me of being involved in that shit. re:HAW-FUCKING-HAW! - Miss Fury - 10-03-2020 My apologies, I must have misunderstood you earlier... š re:HAW-FUCKING-HAW! - Thunder Knucklesā¢ - 10-03-2020 I thought I broke it down fucking well enough. Guess not. So, here we go.
Thunder Knuckles slows it down even farther. ob Thunder Knuckles still speaking slowly. li Thunder Knuckles slower now because he doesn't want Charlie to miss anything. ga Thunder Knuckles finishing now, still slowly. tion. Thunder Knuckles now speaking normally. Its a fucking act or course of fucking action to which a person is goddamned morally or legally bound; a fucking duty or fucking commitment. HAW-FUCKING-HAW! - Charlie Nickles - 10-03-2020 And I'm not legally bound to pay you cause bankruptcy. Come on Thunder Butthole, keep up! re:HAW-FUCKING-HAW! - Thunder Knucklesā¢ - 10-03-2020 Thunder Knuckles smiles at Charlie who is about as clueless as fucking Karen being told no.
Talking about your recorded promo, dipshit. We're handing out participation trophies today in XWF. You're welcome. I'd say keep up but you'll most-fucking-likely be late. HAW-FUCKING-HAW! - Charlie Nickles - 10-03-2020 Do tell? Why don't you explain what's all happening behind the scenes for the vultures in the crowd? re:HAW-FUCKING-HAW! - Mr. Oz - 10-03-2020 (10-03-2020, 02:51 PM)Charlie Nickles Said: Do tell? Why don't you explain what's all happening behind the scenes for the vultures in the crowd? "Y'know, a bit of this and a bit of that. If you join B. O. B., I can make you into a rich man. Never have to worry about filing for bankruptcy ever again. All of the members are backed by my money, by my creations. You would be no different. Everybody has a price, Mr. Nickles. Name yours." re:HAW-FUCKING-HAW! - (Gravy_Xtreme_5000) - 10-03-2020 (10-03-2020, 03:01 PM)Broken Oswald Autem Said:(10-03-2020, 02:51 PM)Charlie Nickles Said: Do tell? Why don't you explain what's all happening behind the scenes for the vultures in the crowd? He already did Ozzy. He wants an asskicking to join. I got this! re:HAW-FUCKING-HAW! - Mr. Oz - 10-03-2020 (10-03-2020, 03:06 PM)Soft Fluffy Graves Said:(10-03-2020, 03:01 PM)Broken Oswald Autem Said:(10-03-2020, 02:51 PM)Charlie Nickles Said: Do tell? Why don't you explain what's all happening behind the scenes for the vultures in the crowd? "What you do could be an initiation, Gravey Boat. I'm just merely trying to lock it in beforehand." re:HAW-FUCKING-HAW! - Thunder Knucklesā¢ - 10-03-2020 Thunder Knuckles looks shocked.
What's behind the scenes even mean, Chokey? Whatever you're fucking rudely accusing me of is not only fucking slander, you'll hear from Coolie, I'm sure, but a flat out lie, fuck-stick. I fucking said you're welcome. I'll get the trophy made up for you as soon as I fucking can. HAW-FUCKING-HAW! - Charlie Nickles - 10-03-2020 You know damn well it was you and Virgil that locked me in that porta potty last night! re:HAW-FUCKING-HAW! - Mr. Oz - 10-03-2020 (10-03-2020, 03:16 PM)Charlie Nickles Said: You know damn well it was you and Virgil that locked me in that porta potty last night! "Still awaiting your decision, Mr. Nickles." HAW-FUCKING-HAW! - "Loverboy" Vinnie Lane - 10-03-2020 What a bunch of god dang dirty s. Feel like I need a shower just from look @ u allz. *gets a cold chill* |