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The thing about men like Charlie - Kris The Hammer Von Bonn - 08-11-2020
MISFITS COMMUNICATION ROOM
MISFITS GYMNASIUM
MIAMI, FLORIDA
UNITED STATES
The camera fades into the Misfits Communication Room inside their gymnasium in their Miami, Florida headquarters. Standing in front of the camera is Kris The Hammer Von Bonn, and it shows him hitting his hand gently with his hammer. His manager Antony the Jerk can be seen in the background reading a file.
"This upcoming Warfare I am taking on a newbie. His name is Charlie Nickles, and he looks the sort who wants to have pain all of the time, or who looks for pain. Well, I'll tell you this Charlie, if you want pain so badly I'll gladly give it to you. I'll be able to hammer it home."
Antony gets up from where he was seated and walks to the front of the room,
"I know what Charle's problem is,"
"Really? What's that?"
"A breakup with his family. It got too much for his wife, seeing Charlie compete on the indie scene day in, day out, without cracking the big leagues. She finally got fed up with his useless situation, and took the kids and left him."
"Oh isn't that sad, I really feel for the guy."
Kris stood there, looking into the camera feeling sorry for Charlies, then suddenly both he and Antony break out into full-on laughter. They couldn't help themselves.
Kris stops and tries not to laugh as he wants to talk.
"Do you know what you are Charlie, a der Verlierer, which means a loser. You failed to keep your marriage on track, you failed to keep your family together. All you thought about was yourself, not your wife, not your children, but you miserly old self. That makes you a loser. A der Verlierer./;
"I'm sure you blame everyone and everything than really blame the most important person, der selbst."
"You blame your wife for taking the children, while I can clearly see all she was trying to do was to protect them from never ever seeing you, because you were always on the road, 365 days of the year. At least I can proudly say that Mastermind, he has 4 children, he flies home after every show he can to spend time with his wife and children. Granted he may spend a few weeks away, but he knows what is important to him. Unlike your miserable self."
"I don't have a wife, or children myself, but if I did, even I know what's important. Keeping my wife happy, and making sure my children are well looked after. I am not ready for that sort of life style, but I have seen many people including full time wrestlers like ourselves successfully hold a family together. Just another failure in your life."
"I'm sure the next part of the puzzle of who you would rather blame than yourself, is the wrestling industry for making you absent from your family life. That's a fucking cop-out if ever I heard it. You got dragged into this business like it's a drug. You're that sort of person. You may take drugs to be able to get through each day just to compete. So you'll blame those things too."
"It's not your wife's fault that she left you, nor your children fault, nor this wrestling industry it is your fault for being the der Dummkopf that you are. So basically I am going to be your judge, jury and executioner. I will be the one to deliver your punishment that I see fit, becaause out of everyone here in the XWF, you play the blame game pretty good. You don't blame yourself, well that's what I am here for, when I take this Hammer here, and shove it up your ass,"
"If you can stand to look at yourself in the mirror, and I am not sure you should, but take a good look at yourself. Because it'll be my job to hand down the judgement that you so deserve.and I will gladly do it, on behalf of your wife and children."
Kris smiles at the camera, before throwing the hammer, and as it hits the camera, and makes the camera fades out, Kris is seen walking away with Antony following.