>> The Night-Life of X-Rated Scoundrels

We begin on the streets of downtown, New York City. It is a quarter past three in the morning and the streets are busy as ever. We see taxi cabs galore stopping at every street corner picking up their fair share of drunks and common street thugs. Policemen can be seen patrolling the streets just looking for their innocent victim to fill their quota for the night. We see John’s beat-up, Ford pickup truck, pull off to the side of the street and we see John step out with a small video camera in his hands. John raises the camera up to his face and begins recording his surroundings.

Your Guiding Light >> JOHN AUSTIN
Hello everyone, this is your savior talking to you. I am here in New York and it's roughly a little past three in the morning. I thought I show you first hand the filth I am saving you all from this very moment. Take a walk with me.

With camera recording, John begins to walk down the sidewalk. We see civilians walking by, a couple stop and stare at John. Then we see John stop half-way at a couple of prostitutes walking along side of the street. They are dressed in very provocative clothing, hoping to get someone to stop and make a "business" deal with them.

Your Guiding Light >> JOHN AUSTIN
Right there is my proven point, WHORES! ... The lowest of the food chain, the last thing we need is some VD infested bitch poisoning every man she lays her eyes on. Come.... lets go have a chat with these whores.

John walks up to the ladies and gets their attention.

Your Guiding Light >> JOHN AUSTIN
EXCUSE ME!!!....BITCHES????

The ladies turn around with a look of disgust.

Prostitute A >>
This is against the law, you can't film us.

Your Guiding Light >> JOHN AUSTIN
Did you know it is against the law to wrap your filthy vagina around a man and have the man pay for it. You all need to come get your souls saved with my family!

Prostitute B >>
Fuck you!

Your Guiding Light >> JOHN AUSTIN
Why don't you take that filthy mouth and wrap it around a crack pipe.

We can hear John laugh as he sticks out his hand and extends his middle finger at the girls as he walks by them. He continues to go down the street.

Your Guiding Light >> JOHN AUSTIN
I am sorry about that folks, but you had to see that. Every single one of you watching this had to see what some of this filth looks like. Come with me and lets see if we can find some more scum. Soooo many souls to save, so little time.

John turns the corner and walks upon two men fighting into the street. One guy gets tackled into the concrete and the other guy begins to kick the man right square in the face with his black combat boots. John zooms in with his camera.

Your Guiding Light >> JOHN AUSTIN
Tsk...tsk...tsk.... is this what our society has came to? Have we lowered ourselves into fighting each other into the streets like savages. I would imagine this had to stem over a drug deal gone bad or maybe that guy was butt hurt from seeing that guy screw the dude's girlfriend. Whatever the case may be, it's a shame.

John walks down the street and passes by a local dive of a restaurant. He turns the corner and sees a couple of bums sitting on the ground with their backs propped up against a wall. The dirt and stench can be seen a mile away. You can tell these guys have not showered in a long time.

Your Guiding Light >> JOHN AUSTIN
Look everyone it's the Legend brothers...See how far they have fallen!

Bum A >>
HEYYYY! Can you spare a dollurr?

Bum B >>
We haven't ate in dayssss *burp*

Your Guiding Light >> JOHN AUSTIN
Sure *reaches into his pocket and brings out his closed hand* here guys, open your hands.

The guys open their hands and John opens his hand and pretends to place a dollar in their hands but there is nothing.

Bum A >>
What is this?

Your Guiding Light >> JOHN AUSTIN
It is better than a dollar... it is hope, hope you can finally turn over and die in your sleep tonight. You're the reason why this world is in the sad shape it is.

We can hear a grumble among the bums as John walks off down further the street. John continues to survey the surroundings with his camera. He stops upon this group of men huddled around a street corner, your typical thugs of the world. John zooms in with his camera...We see the man pull out a crack pipe and begin to smoke it.

Your Guiding Light >> JOHN AUSTIN
CRACKHEADS! if there isn't a group of people worse than whores. I would go over there and speak to these individuals ladies and gentlemen but there is no saving the soul-less.

John turns back around and walks toward what looks like a empty lot. We see him wedge the camera between what looks like a metal, rusted pole and a giant sheet of metal laying up against the wall that lays adjacent to the building. John stands near the middle of the vacant lot and looks into the view of the camera.

Your Guiding Light >> JOHN AUSTIN
We have seen whores, crackheads and bums my children but the worst evil I have not shown you goes by the names Chris and Cade Legend. Two men who have recently came into our world of professional wrestling and have been trying to make a name for themselves. They consider themselves the best and no-one is better then them. I have news for you two, you will never be the best until you accept the gospel of Austin into your lives. You need my word to flow through your veins. You need to grab the arms of the family and learn how to walk upright. We are taking everyone to the promise land. My partner, Andy Morrison, he is a crazy cat but he walks upright in the glory of Austin. Our family has accepted him and this Saturday guys, the bottomless pits of hell will open up and your souls will be for the taking.

John takes a short pause as you hear the sirens of a firetruck and ambulance go by very fast. Something must have tragically took place but this sound is the every day sound for these locals. John looks around and watches the car and truck fly down the road.

Your Guiding Light >> JOHN AUSTIN
I had to show you these evils so you could understand how bad this world really is. Never fear though because the family has started our national cleansing. We have cleansed the souls of CM Punk, Luca Arzegotti, Scott Charlotte, Jason Smith; you name it. These men didn't want to listen to what I had to say or what my family had to say and look what happened to them. Chris and Cade, you two need to listen very closely to everything I tell you. I have said in the past, do you see flies around my face, you don't and you want to to know why? it's because I never talk shit, I always speak the truth and if you want to be saved from the rapture that is coming.....JOIN THE FAMILY!!!! ...I promise we are not as bad as those say *evil laugh*... we await you. We await you with open arms.

John takes a short pause.

Your Guiding Light >> JOHN AUSTIN
Some call me the modern day Adolph Hitler or the modern day, Charles Manson. They say I poison the minds of the youth and make them do things they shouldn't do. It's their choice if they want to do those so called evil things you say I make them do. To me, I just show them the way, I show them the path they should be walking on. It's a path that all righteous men and women follow but the Legend brothers, as I like to call them, they don't follow on this path. They still take in the path of those who spew their propaganda from their sick mouths. They think the words these people say are the truth, they think anything those people do are okay. Well that is all good and great if you are five years old but when you grow up and get away from your mommies and daddies, there is only one word you must follow. It is the word and the gospel of JOHN AUSTIN!

John's phone begins to ring, he picks up his cell and looks at the number. He presses call end and resumes back to speaking in-front of the camera.

Your Guiding Light >> JOHN AUSTIN
I'm the king of this jungle. All I needed was a great man to show me what I was doing wrong. Sure I was beating guys left and right but if you're not believing in yourself, then what are those victories for? Dutch Mantell showed me the light and then he let go of the reigns and said "Here kid, it's time for you to ascend to your throne" Now look at me, I took CM Punk and Luca Arzegotti to the limit. I re-made the career of a returning Scott Charlotte. These men were just like both of the Legend guys, they didn't want to accept the gospel. They called me all the names in the book like a "brain-washer and a false prophet". What they didn't understand is that I am a brain-washer but I wash your brain from all the poison and filth that fills your mind everyday. You need people in the world like Andy and myself because we show you how you should live. No longer should you live in the shadows and run wild in the streets. With the gospel in your life, the love of Austin and my family is all you need *evil laugh*

John takes a short pause.

Your Guiding Light >> JOHN AUSTIN
It doesn't take a Legend to figure out the way of salvation is through me and not that fake God in the sky. I am your guiding light, I am your salvation and to make your lives complete, you have to accept the real Jesus Christ into your heart. Chris and Cade, accept me into your lives. Trust me when I tell you, if you accept the gospel into your lives, the light at the end of the tunnel will become more brighter and the opening will become more wider and you will have your path in the kingdom of Austin. The choice is yours....my family has made that choice and now they can never be harmed by the temptation and the evils of this world. My partner, Andy Morrison, he accepted the gospel into his heart and he is unstoppable. After we go through the battle in Somalia...Andy will go onto bigger and better things because he accepted the gospel. Chris and Cade....if you're watching....stick out your arms to the television screen and touch that screen. Praise my name, PRAISE BE THY GLORY OF THY NAME........ OH HALLELUJAH !

John walks over and turns off the camera as our scene comes to a close.