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Stop Wasting My Time - Gage Gannon - 07-09-2020
"Is Gage Gannon gonna have to choke a bitch!!?!?"
The scene opens up in Gage Gannon’s lavish penthouse, where he is drinking a bottle of water and he has sweat on his forehead…… Gage looks like he has been through an intense workout and stares into the camera…..
“You will have to excuse me…..I just got done doing my daily workout….. This one today was a little strenuous than usual. You see I just got done trying to decipher what the fuck “Slow Steve” was talking about. It literally took me every bit of an hour trying to understand what this goofy son of a bitch is talking about. With that being said I never thought I would actually say this but I want to apologize to Melanie Crazy Childs, to Kris The Hammer, hell I even want to apologize to the Collector….see I never in a million years thought that I would long for the days, where I actually got a coherent response from somebody.”
“Listening to Slow Steve try to articulate his words, is like listening to Floyd Mayweather trying to read. Actually no it’s worse than Floyd Mayweather because he actually tries. I am just blown away that this guy said some of the most
bullshit I have ever heard in my life. First, let’s start with the fact that you called me a black bitch…… See I don’t think you are crazy in this regard, I think that you wanted to call me something else (OOC: Say what you fucking mean) but the mental capacity that it would take you to think of that word just wasn’t there.”“You want to try to make it something that it is not and it is really kind of pissing me off. See, I’m too smart to mingle with somebody like you, I’m actually too intelligent to fall for your little stupid games. I’m even pissed that I have put this much energy into even entertaining you. But since you want to play the part of crazy let me entertain you. You are anything but ominous. You run around here with your upside down crosses, and you talk out of your ass.”
“You are a full blown idiot, and not only that you are a full blown racist piece of shit. There is nothing that is intimidating about you in the least. The sad part is you don’t even realize how bad I am going to whoop your ass. One for your reckless mouth, and for the reckless shit that came out of it. And two because of the reckless shit that came out of your mouth again. Make no mistake about it you can bring all the upside down crosses you want…..you can chomp down on your own blood, hell you can spit out all of the mist that you want to.”
“The problem is that it won’t save you from the severe ass-kicking that you are going to take at my hands. I said there was nothing that you could say to surprise Gage Gannon, but Jesus Christ dude when I said that I wasn’t expecting you to go full blown David Duke on me. See this right here….this is what you don’t want. See before I was going to beat your goofy ass for fun, but now I am going to beat your goofy ass because I have to…”
“See I need to put you in your place. I need to make sure you understand the order of things of how this is going to go. See, as far as I am concerned there are only two ways that this is going to go down… Number 1…I’m going to beat your ass, into unconsciousness until the rest of your motor skills form and you actually put together a coherent promo…..and Number 2……………………… I’m going to beat your ass, into unconsciousness until the rest of your motor skills form and you actually put together a coherent promo.”
“You literally don’t have a chance in this match, and I am not even going to toy with you. I’m not even going to give you the opportunity to think that you somewhat have a chance in this match. You’re a failed Rob Zombie extra, that tried his career at being in one of his movies, but it didn’t quite workout. So then you decided that you wanted to try your hand at becoming a wrestler, and you suck at that too. I don’t fear clowns, and I sure as hell don’t fear you. Your not a clown because you put makeup on your face, you’re a clown because you walk out the door every day thinking that somebody takes you seriously.”
“You are what would happen if The clown IT, had down syndrome, and banged Ellen Degeneres. See make no mistake about it here you are the epitome of what Despair and Desperation looks like. You walk around here and I played with you at first. I literally wanted my demons to play with your demons, but your demons are nothing more than little tiny voices in your head telling you that you are doing a good job. Maybe you should shut the fuck up, and you will come out much farther ahead.”
"You have the audacity to tell me that you are going to end me?? You can’t even end a run on sentence, let alone a coherent speech long enough for us to understand you. This is what you sound like
…. You literally have no sense of the level of stupidity that you sound like. "“I am going to end you then destroy you then I will draw blood on the wall and hang your picture upside down why so serious why so crazy why does the bluebird sing why am I so stupid oh look at the pretty colors chase the pretty colors stevie chase the pretty colors I will beat you bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch this and bitch that if I don’t say bitch in every other word people won’t think that I am serious spit out red mist I am funny I am kind I am Stevie go into the light Carol Anne go into the light gage gannon bitch bitch some more, and include some more bitch stevie crazy stevie want to play……
“AHH SHUT YOUR MOUTH…….The only thing that you are going to get from me here on out is the verbal eviscerating that you deserve. Understand that you are a one trick pony, and your one trick is that paint that you put on your fucking face. You literally have zero charisma, you have no talent. You are literally a waste of space, better yet your momma should of swallowed you because you are the equivalent of the cum stain that your momma forgot to wipe off.”
“I can keep doing this forever, because it irks the shit out of me when I get somebody like you. I want you to understand that this isn’t even me clowning on you, this is me stating a fact that man to man, looking you in the eye I am legit going to try to hurt you on Wednesday. There is something called competitive sportsmanship… but the fact of the matter is in your case Stevie I don’t like you at all. I don’t respect you, and I know that I say that a lot, but for the little bullshit antics that you tried to pull I want you to really here me and understand me. I don’t like you, and I hope that management is listening to my words that I am spewing. I would rather face Melanie Childs over and over and over again a 100 times than to be put in another match with this
racist piece of shit….. And understand if you think I am shooting and just going with whatever comes to mind…….go with that first thought because I am. This is a waste of time, to be facing somebody so……so simple”“Gotham deserves a better class of criminal, and so do I. I can keep going on forever, but at this point it is kind of becoming a redundant act in me showing you how much I think little about you or your ability. Point. Blank. Period. You fucking “Hills Have Eyes’” reject………I’m done get the fuck away from me….”
Gage pushes the camera out of the way as he exits the room…..