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Kris, your really a Lenny - Gage Gannon - 06-16-2020
The scene opens up with Gage in a local gym sparring. Gage looks totally exhausted as his hitting coach keeps at him...
Coach: Keep your left hand up Gage....
Gage looks to be annoyed as his boxing coach keeps pressing him....
Coach: O.k. that's enough....time.....take a break.....
Gage takes off his gloves and sits down on the ring apron pissed. His coach comes sits beside him with a worried look on his face....
Coach: Hey, hey what's wrong with you??
Gage: To be honest I've been thinking about this weapons match all week.... Of all the absurd things that they I have had to do, it's legal for a man........to hit me in the face with a weapon.... Do you know how much it costs, to not only maintain this physique but also to maintain my extremely handsome loo.....
(WHACK!!!!!))
All of a sudden out of nowhere Gage looks up at his coach pissed......
Gage: What the hell coach you just.......
Coach: Shut the fuck up kid...... Do you know how vain you sound right now? Your about to be in a fight and your sitting here worried about your appearance? You self rightous bastard!!! This guy is going to kick your ass and your going to let him...
Gage: Nobody is going to kick my.......
(WHACK!!!)
Gage: Holy shit, you have one more time to slap me in my face...
Coach: You better get serious kid, this isn't going to be pretty for you...... This guy is going to eat you alive and make you his bitch..... Where's your anger?? Where's your RAW GRIT??? You used to have alot of it, before you became a premadonna.....
Gage: A premadonna? Let me tell you something, you better remember who the hell I a.....
Coach: YOU BETTER REMEMBER WHO THE HELL YOU ARE!!! These people here in the XWF don't know you, nor do they give a damn about what you have accomplished prior..... The only thing that they care about is can you bring it.....and I have to tell you....listening to have soft you are I don't think that you can.....
Gage looks at his coach pissed as all of a sudden out of nowhere Gage lunges on him and starts punching him and pounding him.....
Gage: YOU STUPID SON OF A BITCH!!! I PAY YOU TO GET ME READY.....AND YOU SMACK ME IN THE FACE...... NOBODY PUNCHES ME IN THE FACE NOBODY.......
Gage's coach lies in a heap as Gage just spits on him...........and then begins to laugh...... Gage extends his hand as his coach grabs it and gets up wiping the blood from his mouth and laughing....
Coach: You know I was worried that you were becoming a soft son of a bitch.....
Gage: Never that.....you just know how to egg me on don't you...
Coach: Of course I do, I know how to motivate you, or else I wouldn't be your coach.....buy the way......you hit like a bitch......
Gage just smirks at his coach, as he laughs...
Gage: You mean I hit your bitch.....from behind......
Coach: Haha very funny, but seriously......that fire right there is the reason that nobody can touch you..... You bring that same fight and make that son of a bitch rule the day that he ever stepped in the ring with you....... Do you remember what they used to call you???
Gage reminisces for a bit as he smiles....
Gage: The Mecca....
Coach: You bring this same damn aggressive military and you shit all down his throat this Wednesday do you understand me......
Gage; Oh I understand you..... loud and clear......
(short time later in Gage's hotel room)
The scene opens up as Gage is sipping on a 2016 Felton Road Bannockburn Central Otago Pinot Noir.....
" You know the one thing that really lightens the mood after a good workout......an even more delicious wine..... Oh KRISSSSSS!!!!!! KRISSS!!!! HELLO THERE!!!!
Gage turns to the camera and waves as his smile turns into a scowl.....
"This week i'm in a weapons match with a Kris Von Bonn. Now i'm not going to lie to you I don't even know who the hell you are. I mean usually this is the point that I am laughing being cocky for my match. And I would probably start out with something witty about how your not in my league, or hell I may insult your grandmother, or your mother for christ sake. But see I am not going to do that with you....yet..... You have to forgive me my friend if this delicious antiquity goes to my head. And oh it is delicious... I'm sure that by now you have probably studied tape of me, or at least if you haven't it might just benefit you to watch some tape of me. Maybe you can find a weakness,...better yet maybe you can find something in my chink of armor that you can expose..... Here's the problem Kris......you can't..."
"See while you sit there and you watch me, I'm sure your going blah blah blah......"God doesn't this guy ever shut up..." And to answer your question.....no I don't..... See I know men like you Kris... Your the hired hand....your the muscle...your the guy that comes in and cleans up the messes that your boss makes.... Oh yeah I think just by observing how you act I am starting to get a clear picture here. You see your not smart enough to be the leader of the group, but there is barely a dim of light in that noggin of yours to acknowledge that you are a force to reckon with.. But hey I could be wrong.... I mean Gage Gannon could be reaching for the fences here.... but I don't think that I am Kris..... See you're what we call a Lenny..... Your the idiot we make fun of to his face, because he is to stupid to realize that he is being talked about."
"You're like that little kid that is in the room when the adults are talking, but yet your not allowed to say a word. See Kris.....I like you already...."
Gage takes a sip of his drinks as he points to the camera smirking....
"I like you Kris already..... See this match while barbaric, I can tell is right up your alley. You get to use any weapon that you can find, but see Kris....what you don't realize is that the most important weapon that you can use is right here....(points to his brain).. See unlike you I have the advantage of being able to think, and being able to use my brain...my mind to outsmart you....while you Kris.....you my friend......will get distracted by the flashing lights, you'll probably trip over your own two feet...and you'll probably resort to using your brute strength...... Hey you know what when we get out to the ring can you do me one favor.... do that classic line from "OF MICE AND MEN" You know which one I am talking about.....I'm sure your fans have asked you to do it before.... DUHHHH WHICH WAY DID HE GO GEORGE WHICH WAY DID HE GO.....I sincerely need a good laugh before our match....
Gage gets up and mimicks an orchestra instructor, as he imagines hearing music in his head.....
"We are from two different worlds Kris.... I make trends and you follow them. See the difference that you have to realize here is that no matter what weapon that you use, i get to draw from the well of my mind. And I can assure you my friend that no matter what you may believe, it's not a nice place that you would want to find yourself be in. I have to applaud you before hand if you show up to this match my friend I do....but I must warn you that this isn't going to pretty. See make no mistake about it the first five minutes will probably be filling each other out. Then after that it is balls to the wall of me kicking your ass."
"WIth what little thought that I am sure that you have, buy no means think that this is a walk in the park. See I'm going to hurt you. See it's dangerous when a man has no motives, no personal beef, no reason for wanting to bash your brains in other than for the simple fact that...it's fun.... It get's the juices's going. It's an intriguing concept that two men on the totally opposite ends of the spectrum get in the middle of the ring....and the last person to win...is going to be the man, that can outlast his opponent. It's going to be the man that can out think his opponent when the going gets tough..... See Kris it's win the man has to look deep down in his soul and pulls out the raw guttural beast to survive."
"I've been to that level before Kris.......have you? I don't think you have..... See I think Kris that your a poser.... I think that when we get in the middle of the ring, yeah for the first few minutes you'll enjoy the pain, hell you may even put on a brave face.....but I want you to listen closely to this next part my friend. See I don't think that you have it in you.... I think that your going to fold.....which is what I have been trying to tell you since the beginning of this promo. That's why you are the muscle, the hired help.... That's why nobody puts much stock into what you think... See muscle gets tired....not only does it get tired, its a proven scientific fact that your body will adjust the more that you use your muscle memory..... But make no mistake about it you dumb son of a bitch......oops I've kept this civil the whole time.....this drink is getting to me...sorry about that"
Gage stirs his drink with his finger as I continue....
"Where was I? Oh yes.....See Kris....I don't think that your going to be used to the pain that I am going to inflict on you..... Your going to fold. And not only are you going to fold, but your body is going to give out, because it can't comprehend the capacity of the pain that is being inflicted upon it. And this is a best part.....see this is why you are a Lenny. With what little comprehension that you do have, when your in pain, you start to make mistakes and you don't think clearly. You may even get a little loopy... You're swinging at things that aren't there, and you wondering why is this man beating your ass like this.... You'll shut down....your body will give out....and that's when I begin to have my most fun.... Because by then I will have broken you....and I will have seen it in your eyes..... Bye then Lenn....sorry dammit I mean Kris....by then you'll begin to realize that you are in fact a Lenny. Except their won't be anybody to stop your downfall. Bye then like a moth caught in a net I have you."
"See Kris....or Lenny.....this is where it get's good. See your going to be begging me...to end you.... Your going to be begging me to get it over with. Your going to be on your knees, hands clasped in front of me begging to end the torture that I am going to inflict upon you. Your going to cry, your going to bleed, your going to be on the verge of a total shutdown. And that's when George will take you out back and tell you to look at the flowers Lenny........................and then that's when I'll pull the trigger.....and put you out of your misery....."
"Which way Lenny, which way?"
Gage slams his drink down as he knocks the camera over.......