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Glory Hole - Bilbo Blumpkinz - 05-08-2020
Felix Jones is walking through a hallways when he hears Cyndi Lauper's "All Through The Night" blasting at max volume from behind a closed door. Curious, he opens it and is swallowed up by the incredible loudness of the 80s classic as it pumps out of the speakers of a JVC Kaboombox.
In the middle of the room is an upside down cardboard refrigerator box with a round hole cut in the middle of the near side. Someone has drawn a crude arrow pointing at the hole with the words "FELIX DICK HERE" written over it. A skinny white ass is bouncing up and down inside the hole. Is it Atara Themis? Felix needs to know.
Felix steps closer to the box and suddenly slips in a sticky puddle of nut. Felix hits the ground and is glued to it like one of Spider-Man's enemies, but with way smellier web fluid. The box flips over and a totally naked Bilbo with an engorged purple wang between his legs leaps off of his mobility scooter and lands on top of Jones.
"If you kickout you're the gay one."
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re:Glory Hole - Felix Jones - 05-08-2020
Why anyone thought I would just put my dick in a random hole is beyond me and before I could answer that queation. I had slipped and fell on some nasty ass jizz. Oh God. I'm going to have to burn this suit. All of a sudden a bug eyed goblin person jumped out and went for the pin. Fuck this. I kicked out and got free of the human goo. This is what Jenny Myst must feel like year around. Gross. I looked at the creature and Spartan kicked him into his motorized wheel chair.
"You little fuck. Go crawl back into your goblin hole."