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Official War Games Trash Talk Thread - Theo Pryce - 05-07-2020
OOC: This thread will be open to anyone, not just those in War Games.
re:Official War Games Trash Talk Thread - Doug Whitford - 05-08-2020
(05-08-2020, 08:36 AM)Shawn Warstein Said:
“Okay then fuck it.... let’s roll the dice.....”
“Mystery Competitor #2”
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re:Official War Games Trash Talk Thread - (Gravy_Xtreme_5000) - 05-08-2020
(05-08-2020, 08:43 AM)Doug Whitford Said:(05-08-2020, 08:36 AM)Shawn Warstein Said:
“Okay then fuck it.... let’s roll the dice.....”
“Mystery Competitor #2”
BAhahahahahahaha!
Official War Games Trash Talk Thread - "Loverboy" Vinnie Lane - 05-08-2020
The "Evil Bitch" Vanessa Veigns has once again appeared to speak on behalf of the Sheath of Shane  !![[Image: x9OT93G.jpg]](https://i.imgur.com/x9OT93G.jpg) "Ha ha good job Fuzz you idiot!" |
Official War Games Trash Talk Thread - Doug Whitford - 05-08-2020
ill do my best fuzz
and dork warrior and vanessa lames can shut the h*ck up!
re:Official War Games Trash Talk Thread - Mastermind - 05-08-2020
ON BOARD MASTERMIND'S PRIVATE JET
As Mastermind's private jet is approaching New Zealand after leaving Warfare as a winner beating Calvary, we see Mastermind watching the live draft sitting in his chair surrounded by the rest of the Misfits.
MELANIE: "Wow boss man you got chosen first round,"
A smirk came across Mastermind's face.
"Of course I got fucking picked first, Hanari knows I'll be a good addition to his team, and I can work with him....... for one night. After last year when Notorious Ned Kaye picked me up early, everyone knows that I am a damn good worker. I'll get the job done that's for sure."
KRIS: "You can do this boss."
"I know I can, Kris."
ANTONY: "Show those mother fuckers that they should have picked you first."
"Oh I will Antony, oh I will......"
Mastermind starts chuckling, and then closes the laptop and the scene cuts out.
Official War Games Trash Talk Thread - Shawn Warstein - 05-08-2020
“Doug..... Ive got all the confidence in the world.”
“We good man.”
Official War Games Trash Talk Thread - Richard Powers - 05-08-2020
"It speaks volumes that the sexutary of taint got drafted first without uttering a word this term. I'm hoping the rest of you can learn from sexample."
re:Official War Games Trash Talk Thread - (Gravy_Xtreme_5000) - 05-08-2020
(05-08-2020, 09:00 AM)<img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif">s Sheath Said:
The "Evil Bitch" Vanessa Veigns has once again appeared to speak on behalf of the Sheath of Shane
"Ha ha good job Fuzz you idiot!"
Hey, you're kinda cute! Do you have a daughter?
On the DL Graves whispers.
Or... You know, just a kid in general?
re:Official War Games Trash Talk Thread - Jenny Myst - 05-08-2020
(05-08-2020, 11:09 AM)Atara Themis Said: Rd 2 Jenny Myst
I just wanna intercede here and say, hell of a pick Dove. Girl power! We gonna give these boys a run for their money. Felix.....excited to be working with you as well.
re:Official War Games Trash Talk Thread - Felix Jones - 05-08-2020
"Well. I didn't see that coming, with being hunted down and almost killed more times than I can count by Atara and her sister but that's life. At least I got picked before Gilmour."
re:Official War Games Trash Talk Thread - Centurion - 05-08-2020
Theo hates Fuzz confirmed
Official War Games Trash Talk Thread - Robert "The Omega" Main - 05-08-2020
Thunder Knuckles welcome to the winning team.
Official War Games Trash Talk Thread - LiamRoberts - 05-08-2020
I can't wait to be forced onto what ever team gets that last pick
re:Official War Games Trash Talk Thread - Mastermind - 05-08-2020
The camera is switched back on. Mastermind finds out who Hanari chose for his 2nd pick.
"Great 2nd choice Captain Hanari. Well done.
"Welcome to Team Hanari, Michael Graves. It will be awesome to work with you this one time.
May I also say.......... Fuzz / Shawn Warstein / Uni Chump, I thought Shane started off badly, but your day just keeps getting better. I guess if you whine about management once too often you get royally screwed by them. Why can't you just seem to keep your mouth shut?"
The camera switches off again.
re:Official War Games Trash Talk Thread - Ned Kaye - 05-08-2020
BREAKING NEWS FROM PRO WRESTLING ILLUSTRATED:
MYSTERY COMPETITOR 1 RUMORED TO BE NED KAYE
Following the announcement of Fuzz's "choice" to draft the second available mystery competitor to his team, rumors were recieved by PWI that this may culminate in the in-ring return of "Notorious" Ned Kaye following his absolutely embarrassing, lame-ass performance at March Madness. When asked for comment on a laggy Skype video call, Kaye reportedly had the following to say.
"No. It's absolutely not me. I'm not signed to the company and that's that. It's not some elaborate ruse, I'm really just taking some time to look at myself after my medical complications prior to..."
It was at this point that the call began to stutter awfully and an intern passing by swore that he heard Ned say, "Am re-sign with company." After asking who else the mystery competitor could possibly be, Ned shrugged and said, "I think you'll just have to wait and see."
It was at this point that the video began to melt into a wild array of pixels that was still fairly equivalent to Ned's normal face.
Pro Wrestling Illustrated is dedicated to deliver news and rumors on par with this report hourly.
(*I don't have anything against PWI I promise.)
MYSTERY COMPETITOR 1 RUMORED TO BE NED KAYE
Following the announcement of Fuzz's "choice" to draft the second available mystery competitor to his team, rumors were recieved by PWI that this may culminate in the in-ring return of "Notorious" Ned Kaye following his absolutely embarrassing, lame-ass performance at March Madness. When asked for comment on a laggy Skype video call, Kaye reportedly had the following to say.
"No. It's absolutely not me. I'm not signed to the company and that's that. It's not some elaborate ruse, I'm really just taking some time to look at myself after my medical complications prior to..."
It was at this point that the call began to stutter awfully and an intern passing by swore that he heard Ned say, "Am re-sign with company." After asking who else the mystery competitor could possibly be, Ned shrugged and said, "I think you'll just have to wait and see."
It was at this point that the video began to melt into a wild array of pixels that was still fairly equivalent to Ned's normal face.
Pro Wrestling Illustrated is dedicated to deliver news and rumors on par with this report hourly.
(*I don't have anything against PWI I promise.)
Official War Games Trash Talk Thread - Doug Whitford - 05-08-2020
is this bilbo guy really on my team
re:Official War Games Trash Talk Thread - "Loverboy" Vinnie Lane - 05-08-2020
"He told me he was technically registered as a service animal.
Also, dude, he said something about skeeting in your jewfro. Sorry. I'm just delivering the message."
re:Official War Games Trash Talk Thread - (Gravy_Xtreme_5000) - 05-08-2020
Somebody should tell that Ned fella that you don't need to be signed to work this match. I'm BANNED from working for the XWF, but I'm here on VV's... Uh... er... I mean Ms. Directions dime!!!
re:Official War Games Trash Talk Thread - LiamRoberts - 05-08-2020
(05-08-2020, 11:50 AM)Doug Whitford Said: is this bilbo guy really on my team
Why do you have something against the disabled?
re:Official War Games Trash Talk Thread - "Loverboy" Vinnie Lane - 05-08-2020
"Also welcome back to Dick Powers! Does this mean the rest of the Broke Squad are alive and well??"
Official War Games Trash Talk Thread - Shawn Warstein - 05-08-2020
“Everyone Relax. I know Theo hates me. You guys all see this as a negative. It’s not. I get to show the world that it doesn’t matter who is on my team.”
“Doug seems like a great guy.”
“If it is actually Bilbo, at least we got the kneecaps of our opponents covered.”
“I’m cool. Can’t wait till you all see my next pick... Its always tribe shit.... wait I wasn’t in the tribe.... but he was.”
re:Official War Games Trash Talk Thread - Felix Jones - 05-08-2020
"So, I have to work with Jenny. That's vexing."
re:Official War Games Trash Talk Thread - Bilbo Blumpkinz - 05-08-2020
"Fuck you I'm not gay. I'll prove it. Let's all pull our dicks out and start jacking. I bet you I'm the last one to bust."
Official War Games Trash Talk Thread - Atara Raven - 05-08-2020
Felix, we can be disemboweled by Michael Myers or use Jenny and her fifty shades kinks to our advantage.
Method to the madness my friend.
re:Official War Games Trash Talk Thread - Bilbo Blumpkinz - 05-08-2020
Bilbo see Atara and goes limp
Official War Games Trash Talk Thread - Atara Raven - 05-08-2020
Aww, I'm sincerely not upset by this.
Official War Games Trash Talk Thread - (Gravy_Xtreme_5000) - 05-08-2020
Great, I get drafted to a team that I'll have to carry. Fuck you Carnes!
re:Official War Games Trash Talk Thread - Jenny Myst - 05-08-2020
(05-08-2020, 12:57 PM)Dark Warrior Micheal Graves Said: Great, I get drafted to a team that I'll have to carry. Fuck you Carnes!
I'm pretty sure that's not what they mean when they refer to Michael Graves as a "carrier".
Official War Games Trash Talk Thread - Blizzard - 05-08-2020
Someone draft me, I am lonely.
Official War Games Trash Talk Thread - Shawn Warstein - 05-08-2020
I TRIED!!!!!!!
Official War Games Trash Talk Thread - Blizzard - 05-08-2020
Do better.
re:Official War Games Trash Talk Thread - Felix Jones - 05-08-2020
(05-08-2020, 12:07 PM)Atara Themis Said: Felix, we can be disemboweled by Michael Myers or use Jenny and her fifty shades kinks to our advantage.
Method to the madness my friend.
"If you say so. You're the captain after all. I don't have a choice but to have faith in you. I don't plan on losing."
Official War Games Trash Talk Thread - (Gravy_Xtreme_5000) - 05-08-2020
I carry lots of things, most of them don't even have names yet, but I draw the line at carrying Mastermind and the wet back that beat him for the TV. At least Chaos isn't on this team!
Official War Games Trash Talk Thread - LiamRoberts - 05-08-2020
Last round bottom of the barrel time.
re:Official War Games Trash Talk Thread - James Raven - 05-08-2020
(05-08-2020, 01:26 PM)LiamRoberts Said: Last round bottom of the barrel time.
I kno rite?
re:Official War Games Trash Talk Thread - LiamRoberts - 05-08-2020
(05-08-2020, 01:28 PM)James Raven Said:(05-08-2020, 01:26 PM)LiamRoberts Said: Last round bottom of the barrel time.
I kno rite?
I just got drafted and wasn't last like I originally figured so I am a happy camper
re:Official War Games Trash Talk Thread - (Gravy_Xtreme_5000) - 05-08-2020
Harry Carnes = SHIT
Madtermind = Less stinky SHIT
Zane Norrison = Decomposing SHIT
Jelly Jam Face = WTF HARRY?
YOU MADE 1 GOOD PICK.
ONE!!!
I deserve all you guys pay for this event. Its only fair since IF we win, it'll be because of me and ME ALONE!!!
Official War Games Trash Talk Thread - Blizzard - 05-08-2020
If I don’t get drafted, I’m protesting this event. I’m a very important person and the XWF will get tons of bad press.
re:Official War Games Trash Talk Thread - Hanari Carnes - 05-08-2020
(05-08-2020, 01:33 PM)Dark Warrior Micheal Graves Said: Harry Carnes = SHIT
Madtermind = Less stinky SHIT
Zane Norrison = Decomposing SHIT
Jelly Jam Face = WTF HARRY?
YOU MADE 1 GOOD PICK.
ONE!!!
I deserve all you guys pay for this event. Its only fair since IF we win, it'll be because of me and ME ALONE!!!
OOC: I know this is IC trash, but this post has my belly hurting. Jelly Jam Face? I literally spit my juice out,